20 Years Old, Never had a Girlfriend. Loser?

I have never been on a date, never kissed a girl, nothing. WTF?

My parents home schooled me, and because of that I am shy around girls.

All of my friends have girlfriends.

I workout, I joke all the time, make people laugh, but have TERRIBLE luck with girls.

I have heard MANY times from girls that I give off a friend vibe, and I need to change my style.

WTF do they mean by friend vibe?

I hate admitting this shit, but I need to make a change.

What do you guys think I should do? I need some help, seriously.

you know these guys are gonna rip you to pieces right? That being said I'll give you constructive advice instead of the ration of shit you're about to catch.

You can't change who you are so don't even try. You just haven't found the right girl yet. Be yourself and let the girl find you....that's about as simple as I can make it.

Oh god I cant wait to see the comments to come :lol:

Anyways yea I'm with orion on this one, let the girl come to you. You can't go and "fake" yourself to try and find a girl, maybe to just screw a girl but not too be in a actual relationship.

Oh and make sure you read "The Game" By Neil Strauss :D

Don't give a fuck<chicks pick up on insecurity like wolves. Man I hope people don't turn this into a bashing session.

orion has it right i was just like you but i was in school. but it works out in the end. i now have the best wife i could of hoped to find.

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Oh god I cant wait to see the comments to come :lol:

Anyways yea I'm with orion on this one, let the girl come to you. You can't go and "fake" yourself to try and find a girl, maybe to just screw a girl but not too be in a actual relationship.

Oh and make sure you read "The Game" By Neil Strauss :D

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Good book along with I Hope they serve beer in hell.
But as soon as I started watching the vids of these pickup artists on youtube I couldn't help but laugh.

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Good book along with I Hope they serve beer in hell.
But as soon as I started watching the vids of these pickup artists on youtube I couldn't help but laugh.

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:lol: I never saw the videos, i only saw Mystery on Jimmy Kimmel once

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Be yourself and let the girl find you....

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Well, if I wait for a girl to find me, I will be an 85 year old virgin humping my walker to the beat of an Elvis song.

What I mean is I will have to wait a LONG ass time.

Young women don't like Elvis & hate anyone that looks like him.....get the hint?

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Young women don't like Elvis & hate anyone that looks like him.....get the hint?

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I cut my hair, changed the style of my clothes, and have been working out a lot.

WTF do they want?

Shaved balls, they'll think your getting tons of action

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I cut my hair, changed the style of my clothes, and have been working out a lot.

WTF do they want?

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dude...if you can answer that then you need to write a book. No one knows what they want.....not even them. They're crazy.

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dude...if you can answer that then you need to write a book. No one knows what they want.....not even them. They're crazy.

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I am starting to think all girls are mean, lying, manipulative little monkey stump fucking whores.

I am tired of this shit.

If a girl came up to me, and was a little nervous or something I would still talk to her.

If you act a little nervous in front of a girl they wont go out with you. WTF is that shit?

Stupid bitches making me feel like shit.

Pretty soon I am going to give up.

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dude...if you can answer that then you need to write a book. No one knows what they want.....not even them. They're crazy.

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:lol: yea pretty much

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WTF do they want?

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I've been playing with women for over 45 years.....still haven't a clue.....But I get plenty hehehehe

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I am starting to think all girls are mean, lying, manipulative little monkey stump fucking whores.

I am tired of this shit.

If a girl came up to me, and was a little nervous or something I would still talk to her.

If you act a little nervous in front of a girl they wont go out with you. WTF is that shit?

Stupid bitches making me feel like shit.

Pretty soon I am going to give up.

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Sounds like your considering going to Shines-It team? :wwf:

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I've been playing with women for over 45 years.....still haven't a clue.....But I get plenty hehehehe

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My friend treats his girlfriend like shit, and she loves it.

She calls him on the phone and bitches at him, he says fuck you never call me again bitch and hangs up.

Then he said to me watch this, and two minutes later she called back, and said sorry baby, I love you.

She likes it when he treats her like shit, WTF?

I've been married for 8 years and I still have no idea what my wife is thinking most of the time. I've just learned to nod my head and say "yeah" a lot.

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Sounds like your considering going to Shines-It team? :wwf:

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No way, I will never turn gay.

I just have to keep beating off so much my dick starts smoking.

One time it actually sparked.

Favorite line on dating sites " I want a man who knows what he wants" :lmao:

You got your eye on the cheerleader queen
You're walkin' her home from school
You know that she's only seventeen
She's gonna make you a fool
You know you can't touch this stuff
Without money or a brand new car
Let me give you some good advice young man
You better learn to play guitar

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Favorite line on dating sites " I want a man who knows what he wants" :lmao:

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Response should be, Hello I am a man who knows what he wants, and it is not you, you crazy Minion of the Anti Christ. Have a nice day cum catcher.

Girls would probably like that shit.

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Response should be, Hello I am a man who knows what he wants, and it is not you, you crazy Minion of the Anti Christ. Have a nice day cum catcher.

Girls would probably like that shit.

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Seriously consider reading "The Game"

Honestly, maybe you're thinking about it too much... I'm no pimp by any means but shortly after high school, I had more than my fair share of :laid: and it was right before, that I just said screw it and started focusing more on cars and grass (call it landscaping, but you get the point, eh?!)

Having grown up, matured, and in more of "routine way of life" these days, I could've cared less, and can't even remember 70-80% of all those chicks.

If you're looking for a quick one nighter, throw a party, act like a drunk idiot without throwing up and being a dick, chicks love that (trust me I know). Just remember, when you wake up the next morning, get up in a hurry screaming "Damn, my ex is gunna be hear in 5 minutes to drop off my kids... you've gotta go!" :D:D:D

yea man...i was that way...then when i started to not give a shit, things started happenin. nice guys finish last, no matter if a chic tells you otherwise. i keep tellin my cousin this same shit, but he just cant seem to break the habit of bein overly nice.

I even have emotional problems from this.

I have an extremely bad temper. Because I feel worthless.

My Mom is making me see a Psychologist because I have hurt myself.

Here is a list of the stupid shit I have done because of my temper and being depressed.

Gave myself a concussion by banging my head against a steel door.

Punched out a windshield.

Punched a hole in almost every room of the house.

Completely ripped the bathroom door off of the hinges.

Punched out my bedroom window.

Dented my left quarter panel by punching it.

Cut my forearm with a steak knife and left a scar. Nice battle scar! LOL

Broke random things in the house.

I think that’s about it. LOL

I am 20 years old and stuck at home all of the time. The only thing I do is go to the gym. I never go out and have fun. That is why I am slightly crazy. LOL

You have a car it's your fault alone you don't force yourself to go out to new places. And being pissy doesn't help yourself if you want things to change then change your routine and change the way you think ( your outlook hasn't helped you in the past what makes you think it will help you in the future).
Insanity-repeating the same mistakes thinking you will get a different outcome

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You have a car it's your fault alone you don't force yourself to go out to new places. And being pissy doesn't help yourself if you want things to change then change your routine and change the way you think ( your outlook hasn't helped you in the past what makes you think it will help you in the future).
Insanity-repeating the same mistakes thinking you will get a different outcome

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I always tried to go out before, but ALWAYS got rejected. Every mother fucking time.

Not once did a girl actually say yes.

So over time I became depressed, started to feel worthless, and now I never go out, because I think what is the point, I will just get rejected again.

I always hear from girls, you try to hard, you give off a friend vibe, you need to change your style, etc.

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I always hear from girls, you try to hard, you give off a friend vibe, you need to change your style, etc.

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maybe you should take this into consideration.

Also, none of my friends want to go to any clubs with me or anywhere to meet girls because they already have girlfriends.

Should I go out by myself?

I meant just to go out (by yourself) you often find something when your not looking for it. If you ever hope to be able to bring something to a relationship you have to find happiness in being single, otherwise you're no better off than most chicks who need to be in a relationship for the sake of a relationship.

Your young go join a baseball league or softball league, volunteer, if your religious help out in your local church etc. Contrary to popular belief it's not all about woman

Also, I have low Testosterone. My Total Testosterone was only 331. At my age it should be closer to 800 to 1000.

My Free Testosterone was only 64. Free Testosterone should be between 50 and 150 and at my age the doctor said it should be closer to 100 plus, not only 64.

The doctor did a second test, and I will be getting the results in a few days.

I have High Blood Pressure from the low testosterone too.

The doctor said he wants to put me on Testosterone Shots.

I think that will solve my blood pressure and depression problems.

chloroform has always worked well for me

"excuse me darlin, does this smell like chloroform?" Gets em every time

Also, because I look like this, people dont believe me when I tell them I have never had a girlfriend. They think I am lying or something.


http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g2...0/facepic1.jpg

http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g2...0/jhpic998.jpg

low test, high bp, and rage fits? hmmmmm

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low test, high bp, and rage fits? hmmmmm

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Hmmmmm, What? LOL

I dont take steroids, if thats what you mean.

ok then. in my unprofessional opinion i just think that you are trying to hard. women pick up on desperation/insecurities.

Read some stories by Tucker Max if you really want to prove to yourself that the confident asshole gets the girl almost every time over the shy sweet guy

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ok then. in my unprofessional opinion i just think that you are trying to hard. women pick up on desperation/insecurities.

Read some stories by Tucker Max if you really want to prove to yourself that the confident asshole gets the girl almost every time over the shy sweet guy

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My one friend acted like a complete ass everywhere we went, and he always got TONS of girls.

He runs around yelling and singing really loud in the gym, and at a club he would dance around like a maniac and rub his ass on girls, and just act stupid.

One girl at the club actually kept begging him for his number, and he just kept ignoring her.

He gets more girls than anybody I know.

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My one friend acted like a complete ass everywhere we went, and he always got TONS of girls.

He runs around yelling and singing really loud in the gym, and at a club he would dance around like a maniac and rub his ass on girls, and just act stupid.

One girl at the club actually kept begging him for his number, and he just kept ignoring her.

He gets more girls than anybody I know.

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take notes lol... sucks but that's the way it is. as far as teh nervousness goes.... maybe join an online dating site and talk to some chicks without the awkward face to face nervousness?

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without the awkward face to face nervousness?

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That is also a big problem, because I have high blood pressure, so sometimes my face turns red. The doctor called it flushing not blushing.

So I get really self conscious because I dont want the girl to think I am nervous and blushing, it is really just because of the bp, but they dont know that.

The doctor suggested that I wear a thin layer of makeup to cover the redness, and I said hell no! LOL

I aint gonna be no fairy.

Get a buzz goin before u attempt to run game at the club. That's how I broke the nervousness at first. After a while you can do it naturally. When I say buzz, I don't mean sloppy ass drunk. Just somethin to take the edge off.

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When I say buzz, I don't mean sloppy ass drunk. Just somethin to take the edge off.

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I will get really hammered and say, Are your parents retarded, because you sure are special.

Or

Hey baby, come sit on my face and I will guess your weight.

Those lines should work, right?

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I will get really hammered and say, Are your parents retarded, because you sure are special.

Or

Hey baby, come sit on my face and I will guess your weight.

Those lines should work, right?

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depends on the approach

http://www.lolware.net/somuchwin.png

holy crap ! dude i read some of the post on here, Orion made a good point NONE of them know what they want, some of them love to be treated like shit. :sillyme: and we are never gonna know why, dont sit around and wait get out there. chances are you got a friend hopefully a girl :titslap: that is interested but you never made a move on.

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I even have emotional problems from this.

I have an extremely bad temper. Because I feel worthless.

My Mom is making me see a Psychologist because I have hurt myself.

Here is a list of the stupid shit I have done because of my temper and being depressed.

Gave myself a concussion by banging my head against a steel door.

Punched out a windshield.

Punched a hole in almost every room of the house.

Completely ripped the bathroom door off of the hinges.

Punched out my bedroom window.

Dented my left quarter panel by punching it.

Cut my forearm with a steak knife and left a scar. Nice battle scar! LOL

Broke random things in the house.

I think that’s about it. LOL

I am 20 years old and stuck at home all of the time. The only thing I do is go to the gym. I never go out and have fun. That is why I am slightly crazy. LOL

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I see a pattern here,
http://i215.photobucket.com/albums/c...782330fa-1.jpg
Seriously though just be yourself son, did you go to daytona for spring break and try and hook up some drunk college chicks?

Don't change for anyone or you will be unhappy with yourself later on. You don't need women sucking the life out of you anyways.

Sounds to me like you got anger issues. Maybe the chicks are picking up on that. Some chicks seem to like to be treated badly but no one likes angry psycos. And the good ones with no issues will like the nice guys.

here's my advice, dunno if it's been said yet. But start on myspace/facebook. Start talking to girls with the intention of getting them in the sack. Be a dick, be nice, be funny, be mean...try different things, see what works. You'll probably get shot down 9/10 times. THe point is to develop the candidness to speak to a woman and not choke. e-Flirting gives you A LOT of room to do that b/c the other person doesn't know you so if you get shot down SO WHAT? move on to the next zip code.

I'm serious man, give it a shot b/c you can learn alot, espeically if you find yourself talking to a lot of chicks online at once, you'll really be able to start figuring things out. Then when it comes to making up a conversation in real life to a girl at the bar/club/cruise-in etc you'll have more confidence to say something b/c you know it worked when you did it online.

Good luck dude. Just keep talking to them-you're definately coming late to the game so you got some ground to make up.

Well, I’ll give my thoughts on your situation, but I bought I’ll get much buy in from the people her. So, I see it like this. One, you need to get the sex experience out of the way. Pay a visit to Craigslist, or better yet the Moonlight Bunny ranch and get past the first sexual experience so it’s not such a big deal in your mind. Your girls that are friends have given you the best insight to your problem….you are thought of as a “friend”. Stop being the friend and start being a guy, read a few books on how to flirt, it’s amazing what the gift of gab will do for you. You need to get out with the intention of nothing more then a one night stand, hit it and move on. Now, the above doesn’t apply if you are the religious type, in which case you’re pretty much screwed, or not. Lastly, always wear a condom.

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I have never been on a date, never kissed a girl, nothing. WTF?

My parents home schooled me, and because of that I am shy around girls.

All of my friends have girlfriends.

I workout, I joke all the time, make people laugh, but have TERRIBLE luck with girls.

I have heard MANY times from girls that I give off a friend vibe, and I need to change my style.

WTF do they mean by friend vibe?

I hate admitting this shit, but I need to make a change.

What do you guys think I should do? I need some help, seriously.

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Friend vibe means that the girl knows you're too good for her and she wants to make it seem like its your problem

Girls (in your age bracket) for the most part like to date losers that have nothing going for them... Thinking they can change them / or who the fuck knows why...

Women for ya....

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here's my advice, dunno if it's been said yet. But start on myspace/facebook. Start talking to girls with the intention of getting them in the sack. Be a dick, be nice, be funny, be mean...try different things, see what works. You'll probably get shot down 9/10 times. THe point is to develop the candidness to speak to a woman and not choke. e-Flirting gives you A LOT of room to do that b/c the other person doesn't know you so if you get shot down SO WHAT? move on to the next zip code.

I'm serious man, give it a shot b/c you can learn alot, espeically if you find yourself talking to a lot of chicks online at once, you'll really be able to start figuring things out. Then when it comes to making up a conversation in real life to a girl at the bar/club/cruise-in etc you'll have more confidence to say something b/c you know it worked when you did it online.

Good luck dude. Just keep talking to them-you're definately coming late to the game so you got some ground to make up.

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Good thought's, you and I are on the same page. A few sayings come to mind......

Throw a lot of shit at the wall and see what sticks.

The thinner you spread yourself the better your odds.

He just has to learn what to say and when. eDating/eFlirting lets you think out exactly what you want to say, be it a joke, or a direct instruction to get down his pants. Something will generate a reaction. Then he'll learn how to steer a conversation down the path he wants it to go.

It's almost like sales/marketing 101. introduce the product, convince the customer why it is good for them, don't let them leave w/out some sort of commitment.

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Well, if I wait for a girl to find me, I will be an 85 year old virgin humping my walker to the beat of an Elvis song.

What I mean is I will have to wait a LONG ass time.

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why are you in a hurry??? just hang out with your friends at local places like a pool hall... hit some bars when you're 21... plenty of women there and especially cougars looking for the young ones...

spaz has a point-go after some old babes and learn a thing or 2 in the sack!

When I got married, michelle used to watch Sex in the City. So i kinda got dragged into watching it. I'll tell you-that show can teach you A LOT about women. Might wanna check out a few episodes.

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I even have emotional problems from this.

I have an extremely bad temper. Because I feel worthless.

My Mom is making me see a Psychologist because I have hurt myself.

Here is a list of the stupid shit I have done because of my temper and being depressed.

Gave myself a concussion by banging my head against a steel door.

Punched out a windshield.

Punched a hole in almost every room of the house.

Completely ripped the bathroom door off of the hinges.

Punched out my bedroom window.

Dented my left quarter panel by punching it.

Cut my forearm with a steak knife and left a scar. Nice battle scar! LOL

Broke random things in the house.

I think that’s about it. LOL

I am 20 years old and stuck at home all of the time. The only thing I do is go to the gym. I never go out and have fun. That is why I am slightly crazy. LOL

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There's your problem right there. You cant interact with girls at home. Mom doesnt count. You need to go out. I am not saying out at night to a club, but go to your local mall or something where there will be girls.

One way to get rid of being shy is to talk to more women. Go to the mall andwhen you see a girl just say "hi" "how you doing?" You dont have to start a conversation with her. Just as your walking one way and she is walking the other way. Eventually move on to starting a conversation.

Then your friends gf has a shitty self esteem.

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My friend treats his girlfriend like shit, and she loves it.

She calls him on the phone and bitches at him, he says fuck you never call me again bitch and hangs up.

Then he said to me watch this, and two minutes later she called back, and said sorry baby, I love you.

She likes it when he treats her like shit, WTF?

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Home schooling kicked your ass, you need to go away to college.

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Originally Posted by Elimin8tor Z28

I even have emotional problems from this.

I have an extremely bad temper. Because I feel worthless.

My Mom is making me see a Psychologist because I have hurt myself.

Here is a list of the stupid shit I have done because of my temper and being depressed.

Gave myself a concussion by banging my head against a steel door.

Punched out a windshield.

Punched a hole in almost every room of the house.

Completely ripped the bathroom door off of the hinges.

Punched out my bedroom window.

Dented my left quarter panel by punching it.

Cut my forearm with a steak knife and left a scar. Nice battle scar! LOL

Broke random things in the house.

I think that’s about it. LOL

I am 20 years old and stuck at home all of the time. The only thing I do is go to the gym. I never go out and have fun. That is why I am slightly crazy. LOL

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Forget the girlfriend thing you need to get laid first. just nail a few and your anger will go away. Then other girls will want to be with you but now you are just a bucket of crazy and thats what they see.

Stop trying to understand a females thought process. You are doomed from the beginning going at it from that angle.

Have you tried moving out of your mothers house? Maybe a cheap apartment or something? That will change the ballgame for sure.

Stop looking for love. Your 20 years old. I'm not saying go out and tag every whale and female linebacker out there, but the object is to get laid a few times. Relationships at a young age are too time consuming, you have the rest of your life to realize the majority are crazy. You'll break out of your shell sooner or later, but you really need to put yourself out there and at least fail a few times or you'll never succeed.

jump on the dating websites. Their are girls there with your same issues. date some fat ones for practice if you have too.

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dude...if you can answer that then you need to write a book. No one knows what they want.....not even them. They're crazy.

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someone give this man a beer, he talks the truth

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I am starting to think all girls are mean, lying, manipulative little monkey stump fucking whores.

I am tired of this shit.

If a girl came up to me, and was a little nervous or something I would still talk to her.

If you act a little nervous in front of a girl they wont go out with you. WTF is that shit?

Stupid bitches making me feel like shit.

Pretty soon I am going to give up.

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lol you just wasted 3mins of your life writing that lol

one word.............BIPOLAR............is what they are lol

oh yea lol BTW..........nice guys finish last NEVER forget that

Women are completely crazy indecisive, mood swings, nagging are just a few of the qualities. If these qualities were found in a guy he'd be locked up in the wacky shack, dont put the pussy on a pedestal. When your single sometimes you want a gf when you do have one you usually wanna be single lol. Lets review the facts here....http://www.heaven.org.au/blogs/heret...s_are_evil.jpg

That's a load of bullshit right there and I can personally back it up. ;)

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oh yea lol BTW..........nice guys finish last NEVER forget that

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That's a load of bullshit right there and I can personally back it up. ;)

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haha im not the first one to say that in this thread BUT have fun lol

You need to be able to pull the trigger! I have made the mistake several times with girls that were interested in me. I kinda didn't push the issue for a couple weeks then you become friends, that's it you are done. Girls want to be led, you need to show confidence. A couple chicks I railed in college just gave me a look, I knew right then that I would see them naked. Clubs blow to meet girls, college was like a never ending supply of poon.

Then you and this other one in the thread suck at whatever you're doing. :lol:

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haha im not the first one to say that in this thread BUT have fun lol

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Then you and this other one in the thread suck at whatever you're doing. :lol:

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ummm...couldnt be anymore wrong lol


but if it works for you, good luck.................:givesaf:



:itsok:

I don't need any luck bud as it does work for me. ;)

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ummm...couldnt be anymore wrong lol


but if it works for you, good luck.................:givesaf:



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dude I'm on the same boat as you...minus the hurting myself and self esteem problems. I've basically just learned to accept myself for being the "nice guy" no matter how much I hit the gym or change try to change my personality..etc. Some of my friends are the exact opposite of me and get chicks left and right even though they're aren't nearly as athetic/intelligent/friendly/drive a sweet camaro :p. and I've learned from them that if you want girls u just need to be a bit more dickish in general and stop being nice and just get out that and try your luck at every chance you get. Plus you don't need to go to clubs to pick up chicks. None of my friends go either yet they don't have problems finding girls. I've discovered the best way is to just get out more and get involved in things your friends participate in which involve exposure to people/girls. Plus my parents also try to keep me locked up to even though I'm 19, honestly imo they have no right to do that at our age so just use that excuse to justify sneaking out and doing shit randomly. Just don't worry about it, you've got plenty of time, just go enjoy the little things u do on a day to day basis and don't give a shit about anything else.

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I don't need any luck bud as it does work for me. ;)

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:date:



:lmao:

I take that back. Many of you are still kids and girls at your age are generally attracted to self absorbed ass hats. At my ripe old age? Not so much.

Nope, no dating here. Just the same woman who keeps coming back for more.

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Nope, no dating here. Just the same woman who keeps coming back for more.

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very nice, nothing wrong with that in my book :p lol

Damn straight! ;)

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very nice, nothing wrong with that in my book :p lol

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Damn straight! ;)

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the girl at the nextel dealer had nice eyes :lmao:

So does the 'woman' i spend nearly every night in the sack with. As well as many other quality assets. ;)

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the girl at the nextel dealer had nice eyes :lmao:

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Originally Posted by Elimin8tor Z28

I even have emotional problems from this.

I have an extremely bad temper. Because I feel worthless.

My Mom is making me see a Psychologist because I have hurt myself.

Here is a list of the stupid shit I have done because of my temper and being depressed.

Gave myself a concussion by banging my head against a steel door.

Punched out a windshield.

Punched a hole in almost every room of the house.

Completely ripped the bathroom door off of the hinges.

Punched out my bedroom window.

Dented my left quarter panel by punching it.

Cut my forearm with a steak knife and left a scar. Nice battle scar! LOL

Broke random things in the house.

I think that’s about it. LOL

I am 20 years old and stuck at home all of the time. The only thing I do is go to the gym. I never go out and have fun. That is why I am slightly crazy. LOL

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I didn't even continue reading past this point.

3 words... Mom knows best

Get help sorting out your issues and the rest will fall into place.

Good luck.

i need NOT post anymore lol kahanareef is here and i dont want her to call me a asshat :D

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I didn't even continue reading past this point.

3 words... Mom knows best

Get help sorting out your issues and the rest will fall into place.

Good luck.

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I agree 100%, but will add the following:

You need to get your life and your sh1t together before bringing someone else into your world. Seek out the medical help for your physical issues and the psychological help for your anger issues. Hurting yourself and damaging things all the time isn't even remotely normal. Neither is emulating a dead rock star, but it appears you've at least moved past that.

When you stop trying and thinking about it all the time, things will fall into place. You need to get out there and join some clubs or groups of interest to you. What better place to meet new people than doing what you enjoy? Plus, there's always friends...heck, I was never good at "cold-calling" women, but if they were a friend-of-a-friend and you met in a casual environment, not a stranger in a bar, I found it much easier to connect.



And by connect I mean happy pen1s time.

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So does the 'woman' i spend nearly every night in the sack with. As well as many other quality assets. ;)

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told you i wasnt nice lol i posted again she going to kill me :p

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I even have emotional problems from this.

I have an extremely bad temper. Because I feel worthless.

My Mom is making me see a Psychologist because I have hurt myself.

Here is a list of the stupid shit I have done because of my temper and being depressed.

Gave myself a concussion by banging my head against a steel door.

Punched out a windshield.

Punched a hole in almost every room of the house.

Completely ripped the bathroom door off of the hinges.

Punched out my bedroom window.

Dented my left quarter panel by punching it.

Cut my forearm with a steak knife and left a scar. Nice battle scar! LOL

Broke random things in the house.

I think that’s about it. LOL

I am 20 years old and stuck at home all of the time. The only thing I do is go to the gym. I never go out and have fun. That is why I am slightly crazy. LOL

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Everyone has a "sixth sense", well chicks have have a 7th sense, and from the shit you do, they sense that your a little weird.

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Everyone has a "sixth sense", well chicks have have a 7th sense, and from the shit you do, they sense that your a little weird.

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couldnt agree more lol

This is a serious post. I'm just saying this up front so you don't think I'm trolling you or something. It will also be a long read, so, I dunno, just letting you know before you piss away 20 minutes reading shit authored by some anonymous guy on the internet.

That being said, it is the AAG, so I don't mind if it gets ignored/misconstrued/misquoted/made fun of, etc.

Also, I started writing this at 8am before I went to class today, when I quoted everything, so sorry if there have been responses since then that say the same thing as I am.

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I have never been on a date, never kissed a girl, nothing. WTF?

My parents home schooled me, and because of that I am shy around girls.

I have heard MANY times from girls that I give off a friend vibe, and I need to change my style.

WTF do they mean by friend vibe?

What do you guys think I should do? I need some help, seriously.

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I'm shy around girls as well. Not nearly as bad as I used to be, but I'm an introvert by nature. Although I'm shy overall, girls more so fall into this category because my friends growing up were predominately male. My only true female friend other than a significant other I had only until age 12 or so, and she was a tomboy anyway so at that age seemed like a guy regardless. I thought girls were way different than guys, so when faced with an opportunity to talk, I rarely did because I thought, "WTF do I talk about? I don't know wtf girls are into." The thing is that their gender doesn't make them much different, and they're still just human with many of the same thoughts/feelings/concerns that males have. And by this I don't mean that guys are worrying about the momentous decision of wearing their hair "up" or "down", or that girls commonly wait for a subtle moment in public to readjust themselves; I mean on a deeper, more basic, more human level. After you realize this it is much, much easier to relate with females and have more interesting conversations than just "wats up" "notmuch, you?" "same" "nice weather eh" "yeh" etc etc. I don't know if you have this problem or not, but it seems to be commonly associated with what you're describing.

The Friend-vibe means that you're either too nice, too unconfident, or both. In basic human communication we learn that being nice to people makes them like you, and people being nice to you make you like them. So it should be obvious that you should be nice to girls to attract them to you. However, as with many other concepts, female emotions and turn-ons take a complete shit all over this idea. The rest of the quotes hit on more specific parts of this so I'll use them to explain each individually.

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You can't change who you are so don't even try. You just haven't found the right girl yet. Be yourself and let the girl find you....that's about as simple as I can make it.

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This. Don't ever try change who you are for a girl. You can change simple, small things like your attitudes or actions around girls which might make you more successful at meeting and attracting a girl, but do NOT change who YOU are on the deeper level in an attempt to make a girl like you or want to be in a relationship with you. It won't work.

I believe it was said elsewhere in the thread, but the reasoning behind this is this: Girls don't know what the FUCK they want.

Let me say that again: GIRLS DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THEY WANT.

The only time they knew what they wanted was when they were 11 years old and said "EEWWW BOYS, GROSS, They have cooties lol". That was the last time. Ever since they started getting attracted to guys, what they want, what they think they want, and what it seems like they want are all three COMPLETELY different and contradicting ideas.

Let that sink in for a minute.

Now, taking this into consideration, why in Gods grace would you change yourself for someone, when that person doesn't even know what they want themselves? Trying to change yourself for any female will just be a hard, long path without reward; you'll end up hating the person you've become and driving away the girl you initially attracted.

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Anyways yea I'm with orion on this one, let the girl come to you. You can't go and "fake" yourself to try and find a girl, maybe to just screw a girl but not too be in a actual relationship.

Oh and make sure you read "The Game" By Neil Strauss

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The Game is a great read. I don't know about using the actual methods they use in the book, I don't know, perhaps I don't have the right personality or setting for it. But there are many other excellent topics covered in the book, such as insight into attraction, confidence, and the thought process of girls in general. And barring all else, it's a surprisingly compelling, interesting, and entertaining book in it's own right, even if you're not looking to up your game or anything related to that.

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Don't give a fuck<chicks pick up on insecurity like wolves.

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Do you notice how the font in this part is bigger than the rest of the thread? This is intended, because it's the most important part.

Confidence is THE MOST important aspect of attracting girls. If you walk away with anything from this thread, just know that confidence is key.


Consider the following two scenarios. In them will be a hot chick (She doesn't even have to be that hot, think 7 or 8 maybe), and a guy.

Scenario 1: Guy is with hot girl. He's all nervous and unsure of himself to an extent that it's noticeable to the girl, through his words, actions, and body language. This is the hot girls line of thinking in this situation: "lol, look at this kid. He's so hung up over me. I bet I could have him give me rides everywhere, buy me dinner, do my homework for me, listen to me on the phone for 3 hours about some bullshit, all of that without so much as a handjob in return". And this is what happens. Thus, a nice guy is born. He puts the pussy on a pedestal and kneels in front of it. He is at her beck and call for a long ass time with no reward, hanging on to the faint hope that one day they might hold hands, or even kiss.

Scenario 2: Guy is with the hot girl again. But in this instance, he doesn't give a fuck. He's confident in himself, and to him, he is the baddest motherfucker on the planet. It doesn't matter whether or not he actually is a bad motherfucker or not. Shit, he could be Fogel from Superbad for all it matters. But the fact that he has this opinion of himself is shown in his body language and words which creates this aura around him that attracts chicks like shit attracts flies. This causes the hot girl to think: "What is it with this guy? Why isn't he showing interest in me? I'm hot, guys are always drooling over me [Note: "nice guys" are the ones she's referring to], why doesn't this guy seem interested? What will make him like me? I want him to like me. I want him." Bingo. Attraction is formed. All from thinking along the lines of the completely opposite idea of what should logically work.

This goes hand in hand with the "People want what they can't have" saying. Beginning to see how it works yet?

Unfortunately, for many guys, "Not giving a fuck" along with this projection of confidence is a terribly hard thing to be able to do, because it is very hard to fake, because girls pick up subtle clues like you wouldn't imagine, and if you're only faking your confidence, girls will know, and will just treat you as if you were any other nice guy.

It not impossible to become truly confident in yourself, but it is hard and takes a long time. I know from experience; after realizing I wasn't confident in myself and putting into practice confidence-building exercises, it probably took me a good three months before I had truly created confidence as a basic emotion for myself.

So if you want to build confidence, here are things that helped me:

These also include things that should be formed as habits to better project confidence and look better overall through body language, actions, etc.

1) Positive thinking. If you just mope around feeling sorry for yourself all day you won't get a fucks worth of progress achieved. Look in the mirror once a day, pause, and say "gotdamn I am one hansom mutha fucka"

2) Find things that make you think of confidence. Get an ipod. Put shit on there that when you listen to it, you can't help but think "Fuck yea". What is it? If it's a song, put it on there. If it's some epic/motivational quote from some war movie, find the scene on youtube, rip the audio, and put it on there. Just listen to that sort of stuff as you're walking around or just chilling. It doesn't matter as long as it gets you thinking of being confident, etc.

3) Stand up straight. Ain't no girl gonna be attracted to no Igor motherfucker. Excellent posture exudes confidence.

4) When you're just walking around, always have your head straight and have your eyes focused on something at or above the horizon. Looking down makes you seem insecure of yourself.





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5) Dress nicely. Not only does this make you look better to girls in itself (Side note: Contrary to what many guys seem to think, the "just-got-out-of-the-gym" look isn't attractive), but dressing well makes you think "God damn I am one slick motherfucker". I'm not asking you to wear a fucking tuxedo to the grocery store. It can even be as simple as some dark wash jeans, a nice t-shirt, some loafers and a matching belt. I changed to that from wearing old jeans, grubby sneakers, t-shirts I got for free, and god damn did it make a difference, not only in how I felt about myself, but also in attention from girls. Girls notice shit like that inherently more than guys do. Sure, you might get a friend or two that calls you a fag for making sure your belt matches your shoes, but, what the fuck do we care? We are bad motherfuckers, They can call us fags all they want; we'll be the faggots who are fucking chicks while they're at home jerking off to magazines.

There are so many more articles on the internet dedicated to purely this, search around, there's a lot of info. Just know the confidence is THE most important thing across the board when looking for a girl.

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Good book along with I Hope they serve beer in hell.
But as soon as I started watching the vids of these pickup artists on youtube I couldn't help but laugh.

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I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell is also a great read. Hilarious in it's own right, but also more examples showing that the confident/don't-give-a-fuck mentality really works.

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I am starting to think all girls are mean, lying, manipulative little monkey stump fucking whores.

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Being in the same age group as you I can understand why you think this, I wholeheartedly agree. Since being single I've encountered so many girls who were just so eager to hook up with me even though they had boyfriends.

Getting attention from men is a woman's lifeblood. Good attention, bad attention, the worst kind of attention, it doesn't matter. To a woman, being in a Girls Gone Wild video is just as laudable as serving in a highly respected public office.

The worst part is that not even guilt will stop women from cheating. That's because girls think that cheating requires some kind of expressed willingness or premeditation on their part to actually count. I shit you not, that is exactly what they say. To a woman, true cheating requires a planning and malice on par with a bank robbery. If the only evidence of infidelity you can produce is that she got drunk and put herself in a comprising position, you're up argument creek without a chance in hell.

They're like viruses, women are not content with ruining their own lives. They seek out the lives of decent, honest men and tempt and corrupt them until they appear to be cheaters as well when nothing could be further from the truth. Cheating is like getting pregnant. It's 100% a woman's fault 100% of the time.

That's not to say every girl is like that. Every once in a while I'll meet a girl who blows me away because she's such a stark opposite compared to what I described above. So don't lose hope. There are respectable females out there.


But I digress. Back to the topic at hand.

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I am tired of this shit.

If a girl came up to me, and was a little nervous or something I would still talk to her.

If you act a little nervous in front of a girl they wont go out with you. WTF is that shit?

Stupid bitches making me feel like shit.

Pretty soon I am going to give up.

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Yep. Refer back to the two scenarios I talked about concerning the hot girl and the confidence of the guy. You would talk to the girl in the first situation you describe above because you're male and your brain works by using logic. The girl won't like you in the second situation you describe above because she is female and her mind doesn't use logic, but instead a deranged version of fuck knows.

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Originally Posted by Elimin8tor Z28

My friend treats his girlfriend like shit, and she loves it.

She calls him on the phone and bitches at him, he says fuck you never call me again bitch and hangs up.

Then he said to me watch this, and two minutes later she called back, and said sorry baby, I love you.

She likes it when he treats her like shit, WTF?

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Girls like a man who is in control in every aspect. Treating her like he could drop her at any moment without hesitation makes him seem in control of the relationship. Girls LOVE a guy who is control. Period. Same as in the bedroom. Why do you think the top fantasies of women in the bedroom are domination, rape, etc? They love being controlled.

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No way, I will never turn gay.

I just have to keep beating off so much my dick starts smoking.

One time it actually sparked.

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Don't worry. I fap a lot too. Feels good man.

But I also hear that not fapping as much will increase confidence and energy... So you might want to try that out and see if you notice a change.

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I even have emotional problems from this.

I have an extremely bad temper. Because I feel worthless.

My Mom is making me see a Psychologist because I have hurt myself.

Here is a list of the stupid shit I have done because of my temper and being depressed.

Gave myself a concussion by banging my head against a steel door.

Punched out a windshield.

Punched a hole in almost every room of the house.

Completely ripped the bathroom door off of the hinges.

Punched out my bedroom window.

Dented my left quarter panel by punching it.

Cut my forearm with a steak knife and left a scar. Nice battle scar! LOL

Broke random things in the house.

I think that’s about it. LOL

I am 20 years old and stuck at home all of the time. The only thing I do is go to the gym. I never go out and have fun. That is why I am slightly crazy. LOL

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I'm the same way man.

I punched multiple holes in the sheetrock in my bedroom during highschool due to frustration over girls.

I also punched the steel sheet metal frame of a computer a few times until the last punch was a bit off on aim, I caught the edge of the sheet metal and I have a nice, deep, half-inch long scar on one of my knuckles thanks to that.

I've had suicidal thoughts as well.

Once I'm over it I always feel really stupid for letting a girl get to me like that. But hey, it's an emotional concept. I think that if we didn't have these terribly negative emotions, I don't think we would be able to achieve the opposite emotion of love. No homo.


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Also, none of my friends want to go to any clubs with me or anywhere to meet girls because they already have girlfriends.

Should I go out by myself?

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I fucking hate clubs. Whether I have a girlfriend or not. Perhaps it's my personality but I hate the concept. I much prefer finding chicks at house parties, etc, because there's usually at least some common ground to easily build off (e.g., mutual friends, which is most likely the reason you're both there unless it's a fucking massive party, in which case don't get so shit faced that you can't run from the cops when they come). I find clubs much less personal, plus I can't fucking stand dancing.

The above goes for chicks I want to just fuck. If I were looking for a relationship, I definitely would NOT look for a potential girl at a club, bar, party, etc because it probably means they're still in their "teehee I'm just having fun" stage (i.e. Getting completely wasted and sleeping around), which is a quality I definitely do not want in a significant other.

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ok then. in my unprofessional opinion i just think that you are trying to hard. women pick up on desperation/insecurities.

Read some stories by Tucker Max if you really want to prove to yourself that the confident asshole gets the girl almost every time over the shy sweet guy

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Another good point, don't try too hard, hell, don't even try at all; I've actually had the most luck when I've gone into a situation with completely zero plans to hook up with a chick. NEVER seem desperate. If you want to push a chick away from you, be desperate. In the context of what I'm writing, desperation would be the complete opposite of confidence. Don't even use the word. Not even in an unrelated context, like, "I'm so desperate to get that new album by so-and-so" (Seriously. It's been said that girls start associating shit like this. I haven't seen a scientific study on the matter, but I'd rather not take the chance).

Take the condom out of your wallet as well. By keeping one in there, you can't expect to go into a situation not caring, because you'll be thinking "hmmm I wonder if I get to use that tonight." It's basically jinxing yourself before you even start. And if you do end up with a chick and you're gonna fuck, just scam a condom off a friend. And if he doesn't give you one (when you know he has one or can easily get one), punch him in the face, fuck the chick (because most STDs are curable anyway), and find new friends who aren't faggots and who won't try to cockblock you at the last minute.

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My one friend acted like a complete ass everywhere we went, and he always got TONS of girls.

He runs around yelling and singing really loud in the gym, and at a club he would dance around like a maniac and rub his ass on girls, and just act stupid.

One girl at the club actually kept begging him for his number, and he just kept ignoring her.

He gets more girls than anybody I know.

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This is a good example of most everything I've said thus far. Hang out with him more, see what he does, and try the same thing, to see if it works for you. (Important: ONLY try the same thing if you're 100% confident about doing so. If not, the girls WILL notice and you'll end up looking like a fool).

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take notes lol... sucks but that's the way it is. as far as teh nervousness goes.... maybe join an online dating site and talk to some chicks without the awkward face to face nervousness?

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I don't like the idea of practicing online in any way, such as instant messaging, email, facebook chat, whatever (Unless it's a live video chat), because of one single major reason:

It's not like real life.

Do you guys know why it's so easy to talk to chicks on the internet? Because it's completely impersonal. On the internet, you only have delayed responses; in real life, these 'delayed responses' are fucking terribly awkward lengths of silence. On the internet, if you fuck up and she hates you forever, you can just close the window and find another chick to talk to; In real life if you do the same, you have to watch her laugh in your face incredulously and walk off, one of the most depressing things ever.

In short, it's not a good way to practice talking to girls, because it doesn't carry over well in real life. The only way to get comfortable with talking and socializing with girls in real life is... wait for it... talking and socializing with girls in real life.

I'm not talking out my ass either. I already said that I used to be much more shy than I am now, and getting comfortable approaching girls and striking up conversations was one of the most awkward and terrifying experiences I've had in my life, and it took much longer to master than the confidence thing. It's a learning experience just like anything else. You make mistakes, you learn from them, and get better at whatever you're doing. When I started weightlifting, I was doing deadlifts with a rounded back (For those unaware: probably the worst, most dangerous thing you can do); now when I was weak as a stick and doing barely any weight it wasn't noticeable, but when I got stronger and threw out my back due to my terrible form, I found out what I was doing wrong, learned from my mistake, and switched to doing it a better way. Every learning experience is exactly like this, except for very few lucky guys, no one is born with the innate ability to communicate with people, and it comes much easier for some than others. You can't expect to go out your first time and have the ability to woo Angelina Jolie into you bed. You need to practice, you need to fail, and through failing you will learn to hone the skill of communication.

Since I'm on this topic I'd like to recommend a book to you: "How to Win Friends & Influence People" by Dale Carnegie. That book helped me greatly, not only with chicks but with every aspect of human interaction and communication. It's amazing at how so simple changes can make your life so much more enriching. There will probably be someone who says "LOLOLOL U NEED A BOOK TO KNOW HOW TO MAKE FRIENDS?? LOL U A LOSER". Like I said, different things come easier to different people. Communication turned out not to be one of those things for me. And if someone if going to insult me for reading a book if that book will make my life all the better, you can be sure as shit that I'll read it.

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That is also a big problem, because I have high blood pressure, so sometimes my face turns red. The doctor called it flushing not blushing.

So I get really self conscious because I dont want the girl to think I am nervous and blushing, it is really just because of the bp, but they dont know that.

The doctor suggested that I wear a thin layer of makeup to cover the redness, and I said hell no! LOL

I aint gonna be no fairy.

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Well, as you said previously, it's caused by your low test or whatever, so hopefully it will go away once your doctor start giving you medication to balance your test levels. Other than that, the only way to battle the self-conscious part is with self-confidence.

And I'm with you on the makeup. Some guys go way too far to attract girls (Think Jersey Shore: Lip gloss, tanning beds, and 2 hours to style that stupid blow-back hairdo? No thanks). Going that far is in no way needed.

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Get a buzz goin before u attempt to run game at the club. That's how I broke the nervousness at first. After a while you can do it naturally. When I say buzz, I don't mean sloppy ass drunk. Just somethin to take the edge off.

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This. Unless you just completely don't give a shit about getting 100% fucked up and puking at the end of the night, control your drinking so you're having a good time, but you can still conduct yourself well, and so that you don't get the whiskey dick if you end up with a girl.

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I will get really hammered and say, Are your parents retarded, because you sure are special.

Or

Hey baby, come sit on my face and I will guess your weight.

Those lines should work, right?

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lol. I would say those if I were drunk and just trolling the girl and doing it for the lulz... I wouldn't say anything like that if I were seriously trying to hook up with a chick.

I haven't used a pick up line at all actually, when seriously trying. They work for some guys I guess, but to me they just sound too cheesy.

In my opinion they only really work if:
1) You're Brad Pitt (or someone of equal status)
2) The girl is really fucking drunk
3) The girl is really fucking stupid



So that's my take on what you should do. Wrote a lot more than I intended, hope some of it's helpful. I'll gladly elaborate on topics or answer other questions if you wish.


inb4 "lol didn't read"
inb4 tl;dr
inb4 wall of text critically strikes you for 10,000 damage

OOOOOOOOOOK lol i did not read all that BUT the some i did read i agree with 100%

good job (for once lol) 86 iroc

Two additional points I'd like to make about the post(s) I made above:

1) It's not my intent to insult any of the female members on the board with what I wrote, as most of them don't seem to fit the stereotypes I referred to anyway.

2) My advice most closely relates to my own experiences(obviously), that is, a 21 year old male in a University environment. Some of the concepts may differ for those reading if you're significantly older or younger.

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Two additional points I'd like to make about the post(s) I made above:

1) It's not my intent to insult any of the female members on the board with what I wrote, as most of them don't seem to fit the stereotypes I referred to anyway.

2) My advice most closely relates to my own experiences(obviously), that is, a 21 year old male in a University environment. Some of the concepts may differ for those reading if you're significantly older or younger.

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they could be diff. in person you never know :devil:

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they could be diff. in person you never know :devil:

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Perhaps, but I figured I'd cover myself so I don't start some gender war shitstorm :)

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Perhaps, but I figured I'd cover myself so I don't start some gender war shitstorm :)

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true dat :naughty:

most guys have this problem when they are 12. . . .

Ok, I already got a date this weekend. :)

I put some pics and info on Craigslist and got some responses.

I didn’t act serious, just joked around, etc.

This one girl is crazy about me. She called me earlier, and kept saying how cute I look in my pictures, and she wanted to meet up sometime.

I talked to her for a while, and said how about Saturday night? She said great, ya, I’m free!

She lives about 20 minutes away.

During the conversation she said that I was so cute like 8 times. I almost said shut the fuck up. LOL JK

So I told her what we are going to do and she agreed, I am going to take her to dinner, and then we are going to go to the car show that I go to.

She said ok, and was all happy, then asked if it was ok to call me at 3 after she got out of school. I said sure, whatever. She said ok.

The only problem is that she is a little over weight. Cute face, but a little chubby. She also sounded a little desperate to go out with me.

She acted like I was Brad Pitt or something.

She was talking about the different hair styles I had in the pics I sent her, and she said that I could wear my hair any way and still look good because I am so good looking.

I have never had a girl act like this over me before.

The more I just acted like whatever, the more desperate she sounded.

She is probably going to be all over me this weekend, judging on how she acted on the phone and emails. :mel:

Giggity Giggity…

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Ok, I already got a date this weekend. :)

I put some pics and info on Craigslist and got some responses.

I didn’t act serious, just joked around, etc.

This one girl is crazy about me. She called me earlier, and kept saying how cute I look in my pictures, and she wanted to meet up sometime.

I talked to her for a while, and said how about Saturday night? She said great, ya, I’m free!

She lives about 20 minutes away.

During the conversation she said that I was so cute like 8 times. I almost said shut the fuck up. LOL JK

So I told her what we are going to do and she agreed, I am going to take her to dinner, and then we are going to go to the car show that I go to.

She said ok, and was all happy, then asked if it was ok to call me at 3 after she got out of school. I said sure, whatever. She said ok.

The only problem is that she is a little over weight. Cute face, but a little chubby. She also sounded a little desperate to go out with me.

She acted like I was Brad Pitt or something.

She was talking about the different hair styles I had in the pics I sent her, and she said that I could wear my hair any way and still look good because I am so good looking.

I have never had a girl act like this over me before.

The more I just acted like whatever, the more desperate she sounded.

She is probably going to be all over me this weekend, judging on how she acted on the phone and emails. :mel:

Giggity Giggity…

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craigslist huh......well if it worked its all good lol

have fun man, dont think nothing of it, its a start and go from there you never know MAYBE you will fine someone at the car show hehe get some numbers :thumbup:

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Originally Posted by Blackbird-WS6

craigslist huh......well if it worked its all good lol

have fun man, dont think nothing of it, its a start and go from there you never know MAYBE you will fine someone at the car show hehe get some numbers :thumbup:

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Most of the chicks on Craigslist are fake. Spam.

But this girl is actually real, because I talked to her on the phone. So I know for sure.

I am not going to act excited or anything, I am just going to take her out and act like it is nothing new to me.

She did most of the talking on the phone too, goddamn she talked a lot. LOL

I was waiting for Iroc to finally post something

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Originally Posted by Elimin8tor Z28

Most of the chicks on Craigslist are fake. Spam.

But this girl is actually real, because I talked to her on the phone. So I know for sure.

I am not going to act excited or anything, I am just going to take her out and act like it is nothing new to me.

She did most of the talking on the phone too, goddamn she talked a lot. LOL

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hahaha the first time they alway talk ALOT lol, even in person

just play it cool, see if she has a hot friend then BAM lol your at the top, the next thread yourl be makin is the other night i nailed this hot DG HAHA

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Originally Posted by Elimin8tor Z28

Most of the chicks on Craigslist are fake. Spam.

But this girl is actually real, because I talked to her on the phone. So I know for sure.

I am not going to act excited or anything, I am just going to take her out and act like it is nothing new to me.

She did most of the talking on the phone too, goddamn she talked a lot. LOL

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Did you ask her for a photo with a date and something to prove it's actually her?


Just saying, she could have gained 100 lbs since whatever pics she gave you were taken.