Whats the most evil thing you have ever done?

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10-11-2009, 04:17 PM
Mike97dakota

Whats the most evil thing you have ever done?

These old couple a few years ago called the cops cuz i was having a party at my parents house there was lots of alocohol and music so they called em they showed up lots of underage drinkers were arrested so a couple days later they went on vaccation so i opened one of there windows slipped in there garden hose and lets it run water though the house im sure i destoyed the basement and flooded there whole hous ewell they were gone for like a week and then they came home hahahahahhahahah:devil::bow: now you guys turn
10-11-2009, 04:30 PM
maxwax

I sold the 01 SS and bought this...

http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z...e/coupe013.jpg
10-11-2009, 04:36 PM
SHines-IT

Really?
10-11-2009, 04:52 PM
maxwax

Quote:

Originally Posted by SHines-IT

Really?

Actually it is a pretty bad ass ride, I have a 6.0 LQ9 ready to install.

http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z...e/coupe018.jpg

It has pro top line aluminum heads 2.02 valves 1.6 roller rockers stud girdles, victor Jr. 750dbl pumper, forged 306, 302dur. 598 lift 110 cl solid lift flat tappet cam, long tubes tru 3" duals SFC's full Lakewood suspension in rear
Tremec 5spd pro 5.0 shifter.....the list goes on.

http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z...e/coupe014.jpg

http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z...e/coupe015.jpg

http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z...e/coupe016.jpg

http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z...e/coupe021.jpg

http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z...e/coupe022.jpg

Any how at 2700lbs the LQ9 a 4.10 a vindicator cam a glide and 3600 converter it should really move out
10-11-2009, 04:52 PM
Mike97dakota

is that a lx 5.0 stang?
10-11-2009, 04:53 PM
maxwax

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike97dakota

is that a lx 5.0 stang?

Yep, it is actually an old state patrol car.
10-11-2009, 04:55 PM
310stanger

ill pretend i didnt just read what you are doing to bastardize that car. you do know you can do more with the motor already in there or put a stroker in there right?
10-11-2009, 05:04 PM
Mike97dakota

im gonna stroke u 310 stanger hahahahhahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahah
10-11-2009, 05:04 PM
blackbird0230

My Old friend used to check out my girl so when he came on a family vacation with us I took his tooth brush and rubbed it up my ass crack.
10-11-2009, 05:18 PM
35th-ANV-SS

Not so sure I'd be willingly admitting that I committed a crime online lol...
10-11-2009, 05:27 PM
c5z28

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike97dakota

im gonna stroke u 310 stanger hahahahhahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahah

oh oh my:lmao:
10-11-2009, 05:37 PM
toi tyme

Yeah.. no to crime but how about dumb preteen torture..?

In gym class in 8th grade, we had roller blade week. I admit I used to be a skater, like roller skater, in comps and stuff... SO i know i to ride them wheels... but anyways, there was a chick.. she made it so easy to make fun of, and was a clutz and.. just.. I was pretty mean to her almost weekly.

Well we had like dodge balls in the gym so I would go skating up behind her and roll a balls in front of her to trip over...

And she did..

And it was awful... However in high school I apologized and we actually became friends and just laughed about the little incident.. Thats really the ONLY thing I actually did to her, But a few other girls used to make fun of her periods.. cuz they would go on for weeks and she had HUGE pads, and they would go through her purse and lay her shit out.. that was personal and mean, but i dont condone what I did either.
10-11-2009, 05:43 PM
c5z28

tmi
10-11-2009, 05:45 PM
toi tyme

hahahah sorry
10-11-2009, 05:45 PM
310stanger

Quote:

Originally Posted by toityme

Yeah.. no to crime but how about dumb preteen torture..?

In gym class in 8th grade, we had roller blade week. I admit I used to be a skater, like roller skater, in comps and stuff... SO i know i to ride them wheels... but anyways, there was a chick.. she made it so easy to make fun of, and was a clutz and.. just.. I was pretty mean to her almost weekly.

Well we had like dodge balls in the gym so I would go skating up behind her and roll a balls in front of her to trip over...

And she did..

And it was awful... However in high school I apologized and we actually became friends and just laughed about the little incident.. Thats really the ONLY thing I actually did to her, But a few other girls used to make fun of her periods.. cuz they would go on for weeks and she had HUGE pads, and they would go through her purse and lay her shit out.. that was personal and mean, but i dont condone what I did either.

what exactly is a roller skater competition.
10-11-2009, 05:54 PM
toi tyme

Quote:

Originally Posted by 310stanger

what exactly is a roller skater competition.

well you take lessons and learn tricks... Just like figure skating, except with roller skates. .. i never did the comps cuz i thought they were lame, but i did the routine, and just didnt GO to the comps, i was really young when i did it, and was basically forced to lol
10-11-2009, 06:03 PM
Benner

Don't know that I've really done any evil things but several asshole moves. The most recent and shocking one happened about 2 weeks ago. there's a guy in one of my classes in college that annoys the piss outta me. He ended up telling me that he spent his high school in India at a boarding school. He looks completely white and sounds like it so I asked him if he was foreign exchange or somethin. He says "No my dads Indian" and before I even thought about it, I said it. "Wow, Somebodies mom was fucking the mailman on the side." Kinda floored him.

I got a great laugh out of it once I realized what I said.
10-11-2009, 06:05 PM
tatertot91

Quote:

Originally Posted by 35th-ANV-SS

Not so sure I'd be willingly admitting that I committed a crime online lol...

:stupid:
10-11-2009, 06:09 PM
SHines-IT

Quote:

Originally Posted by Benner

Don't know that I've really done any evil things but several asshole moves. The most recent and shocking one happened about 2 weeks ago. there's a guy in one of my classes in college that annoys the piss outta me. He ended up telling me that he spent his high school in India at a boarding school. He looks completely white and sounds like it so I asked him if he was foreign exchange or somethin. He says "No my dads Indian" and before I even thought about it, I said it. "Wow, Somebodies mom was fucking the mailman on the side." Kinda floored him.

I got a great laugh out of it once I realized what I said.

LMAO, or the milkman...

I am thinking of something evil, sure there's something.
10-11-2009, 06:13 PM
justinmc978

dropped a stink bomb in the video drop box at block buster,

also did it at our 7th grade dance,

put a alcaseltser in my mouth at a library and ran sreaming, i cornered this guy in an isle and the look on his face was just :)

stole paper towel rolls from the school(the brown kind) and teepeed this guys house we hated, threw a plum(yeah the fruit) on his door.

caught a fish a few years ago on the fourth and shoved a lit firecracker down his throat and let him go...........................boom

one time we were skating and an arab guy parked his pos in our way on purpose, my cousin keyed a nice male member on his hood,

i'm sure theres more...
10-11-2009, 06:15 PM
Transamws6

Well, this is probably one the most evil thing i've ever done but I still feel like a douche for doing it to this day.

Last year, I was a football player and I made the varsity team and I was in the 10th grade. Most kids in the 10th made junior varsity i was like the only underclassmen who made varsity in the entire school, I had a big head, I was extremely cocky, I used to think I was the shit and untouchable at football and no body could fuck with my position. Well, there was an 11th grader (now a senior and we are cool as shit) that was a serious candidate for my second string position (keep in mind there was a senior starting in front of me).

Well, my locker was across from his and he used to use the bathroom before practice everyday and leave his shit on the floor out of everyones way, I used to take his cleats and knot em all up, throw his equipment everywhere and hide it from him like every single practice so he would be late every day and the coaches would think bad of em. Well, they sure as hell did and he did not get my spot. He was really upset and was about to fight everyone in the locker room when he found out he was getting cut. I felt terrible and had to confess he was pissed, he was about to slam me lol we had a big ass event going on in the locker room the day of the cuts. Well, were cool now neither one of us play anymore so it's all good. Baseball time comes no tellin whats gonna happen j/k.
10-11-2009, 06:19 PM
maxwax

Ok here goes ..I had this date with a chick, I ended up going to her house after work.
Needless to say we had a big night planned, any how we ate, did the movie thing, the conversation thing, she asks if I want to spend the night etc.
Well after about 45min of talking about her X fiance and another 15 min of her crying, she tells me how good it is to have someone who understands and is willing to listen with no strings attached.
Then her ass falls asleep beside me, I get up JACK OFF in her hair and leave, Guess what she was not as understanding as I was.
10-11-2009, 06:24 PM
justinmc978

Quote:

Originally Posted by maxwax

Ok here goes ..I had this date with a chick, I ended up going to her house after work.
Needless to say we had a big night planned, any how we ate, did the movie thing, the conversation thing, she asks if I want to spend the night etc.
Well after about 45min of talking about her X fiance and another 15 min of her crying, she tells me how good it is to have someone who understands and is willing to listen with no strings attached.
Then her ass falls asleep beside me, I get up JACK OFF in her hair and leave, Guess what she was not as understanding as I was.

dude.:eek2:
10-11-2009, 06:29 PM
B34M3R

Somewhere, at some point in the past, I might have been somewhere nearby a piece of large construction equipment that was completely destroyed for no good reason.

All of this is purely hypothetical of course. I am definitely not saying that I had anything to do with a full size bulldozer being dismantled, set on fire, and blown up. I am in fact saying absolutely NOTHING of that sort.
10-11-2009, 06:36 PM
justinmc978

Quote:

Originally Posted by B34M3R

Somewhere, at some point in the past, I might have been somewhere nearby a piece of large construction equipment that was completely destroyed for no good reason.

All of this is purely hypothetical of course. I am definitely not saying that I had anything to do with a full size bulldozer being dismantled, set on fire, and blown up. I am in fact saying absolutely NOTHING of that sort.

man you'd be badass, if you had something to do with it of course,
10-11-2009, 06:40 PM
tatertot91

Quote:

Originally Posted by maxwax

Then her ass falls asleep beside me, I get up JACK OFF in her hair and leave, Guess what she was not as understanding as I was.

:lmao:
10-11-2009, 06:46 PM
TARZAN

I won't go into deep detail, because I don't want internet drama....but the most "evil" thing I've ever done was either my conversation with my ex before moving to Hawaii, or the conversation with a different ex (which led to her keying my car).

I'm not typically an ass.....but it happens every now and then.

-Will
10-11-2009, 06:56 PM
KMdef9

I'm glad I don't do any of the bad sh1t I used to do. That thing called maturity kicked in.

I'd be serving time for quite a while, had I been caught. It's bad enough I don't even want to post it.

But to follow on maxwax's post, the worst thing I ever did to a girl doesn't top his, but is more share worthy. I went to party with this chick, took over a backroom and then took care of her. We went downstairs to party more, and she fell asleep right away on the couch. 5 min after she fell alseep, I treated her best friend to the same comfort, in the same room, on the same bed. And for good measure, I used the same positions. I guess that's the worst thing I've ever done to a girl, kinda boring, but so is homework right now, and now I'm rambeling...
10-11-2009, 07:10 PM
tallnick

roommate fucked a chick on my bed while I was out.. so I busted a nut in his shampoo..
10-11-2009, 08:35 PM
kickflippin1

I don't know if this constitutes as "evil", but I fucked my used-to-be best friends fiance the day before they got married, in their apartment.

I started a thread about this a while ago, called "The most A-Hole thing you've ever done." It got pretty busy in there, lol.
10-11-2009, 08:38 PM
Hi-Po

I threw eggs at a prostitute from a moving car one time.
10-11-2009, 08:40 PM
SteveCZ28

Quote:

Originally Posted by tallnick

roommate fucked a chick on my bed while I was out.. so I busted a nut in his shampoo..

LMAO :nono::jerkit::lmao:
10-11-2009, 08:42 PM
bodyman5000

I have many things I wouldn't tell a priest on my death bed but one of the most memorable evil things I did was when I worked at Midas muffler when I was 19.

It was the end of the day, I just finished the brakes on this OLD guy's minivan. He had to be 90 give or take a few years. I was putting the wheels back on and somehow cross threaded a lugnut.

I should have said something and he could have came back the following day or I could have stayed late if we got the stud, but instead I just impacted that sucker on there until I had to use my big breaker bar to finish tightening it.

I still imagine the old fella getting a flat tire in the middle of nowhere and giving himself a stroke trying to take the wheel off.
10-11-2009, 08:42 PM
SteveCZ28

well i guess the most evil thing i did was a particular time in my life i just happened to purchase say 3 dozen eggs during the 4th weekend.....when cruising around a particular car nailing every car in site with eggs windows down on cars meant eggs were tossed inside, cop cars were hit also....not saying anymore...but i felt like ass afterwards...and actually parked my camaro in the garage for 2 months after that for fear of bad karma and something happening to me
10-11-2009, 09:17 PM
silverWS6

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hi-Po

I threw eggs at a prostitute from a moving car one time.

:lol::lol::lol::lol:
10-11-2009, 09:19 PM
silverWS6

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveCZ28

well i guess the most evil thing i did was a particular time in my life i just happened to purchase say 3 dozen eggs during the 4th weekend.....when cruising around a particular car nailing every car in site with eggs windows down on cars meant eggs were tossed inside, cop cars were hit also....not saying anymore...but i felt like ass afterwards...and actually parked my camaro in the garage for 2 months after that for fear of bad karma and something happening to me

I did the same about a year ago in the Avalanche it was fun as fuck running away like "high speed chases" and shit and we did for a bout 2 weekends when we were bored outta our effin mind and had nothing to do... and now i guess karma got back at me with some hail :lol:
10-11-2009, 09:21 PM
SteveCZ28

Quote:

Originally Posted by silverWS.6

I did the same about a year ago in the Avalanche it was fun as fuck running away like "high speed chases" and shit and we did for a bout 2 weekends when we were bored outta our effin mind and had nothing to do... and now i guess karma got back at me with some hail :lol:

haha it was such a huge rush...it was hotter than hell out then too sooo i know it did damage..i remember a few cars i hit that had windows down i remember specifically several eggs splattering into the dash vents on a few cars...thatd be a bitch to clean up
10-11-2009, 09:27 PM
silverWS6

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveCZ28

haha it was such a huge rush...it was hotter than hell out then too sooo i know it did damage..i remember a few cars i hit that had windows down i remember specifically several eggs splattering into the dash vents on a few cars...thatd be a bitch to clean up

:lol: i still remember the white Benz that was parked in a park parking lot that we thought had nobody in and we drive by with eggs ready and all and we see a dude look up from the rear seat and we all have hands out the windows with eggs in hand and the next thing you hear is SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT!! and oh shit it was a goooo from there :lol: this guy ran outta his car with just jeans on and jumped in the driver seat and the chase was on! luckily he got caught in traffic and the Avalanche rolled away sucesfully... but we always wondered, what would somebody do if they actually caught up to us? :lol:
10-11-2009, 09:45 PM
98snowt/a

Quote:

Originally Posted by toityme

well you take lessons and learn tricks... Just like figure skating, except with roller skates. .. i never did the comps cuz i thought they were lame, but i did the routine, and just didnt GO to the comps, i was really young when i did it, and was basically forced to lol

BAD ASS lol
10-11-2009, 09:56 PM
toi tyme

Quote:

Originally Posted by 98snowt/a

BAD ASS lol

oh shut up..lol
10-11-2009, 09:58 PM
tallnick

Quote:

Originally Posted by toityme

oh shut up..lol

Can you still do those bad ass tricks? :wall:
10-11-2009, 10:43 PM
gd1996

I'm definetly pleading the 5th since alot of it has been too recent. I'm definetly one of those people that if I get messed with I make it much worse on the person who did it to me in the first place.
10-11-2009, 11:10 PM
98snowt/a

Quote:

Originally Posted by toityme

oh shut up..lol

haha nawhh its kinda hot though, cute assed girl in roller blades. Hey add me as a frann ;)
10-11-2009, 11:29 PM
justinmc978

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveCZ28

well i guess the most evil thing i did was a particular time in my life i just happened to purchase say 3 dozen eggs during the 4th weekend.....when cruising around a particular car nailing every car in site with eggs windows down on cars meant eggs were tossed inside, cop cars were hit also....not saying anymore...but i felt like ass afterwards...and actually parked my camaro in the garage for 2 months after that for fear of bad karma and something happening to me

+1 for hitting cops that could possibly be dicks,

-876458364 for hitting random peoples rides, not cool.

totally not judging though, im the last one who needs be
10-12-2009, 12:09 AM
Spikito

i didnt particpate in this event, but i was there.

a new house was being built, so the port-o-potty on site was rolled down the hill, holes were torn in the insulation, and urinated in, and im pretty sure some defecation went on at some point.

turns out we knew the people moving in, went to highschool with the two daughters.

like i said, didnt not participate, but i was there.

oh and i fucked two girls in one day, i guess thats kind of evil
10-12-2009, 02:45 AM
allbaugh_04

Wow, you did your best friend's fiancee...this shit is really f'd up.

My stuff isn't even worth mentioning next to your guys'
10-12-2009, 05:06 AM
JHayesLS1

Punched a girl in the face once when I was on the jungle gym. I ran that thing with my buddy and we used to talk like beavis and butthead up there during recess. Dumb bitch told me to move so I said no and punched her in the face. She fell through, ate sand, I got in a shit load of trouble. But life goes on.
10-12-2009, 06:15 AM
35th-ANV-SS

If I caught someone throwing eggs at my car, or anything else that I owned for that matter, I would probably end up in jail from putting them in the hospital.
10-12-2009, 06:44 AM
ss~zoso~ss

man a lot of yall got some shit ass luck heading your way
10-12-2009, 06:51 AM
tep98ws6

hmm. mine isn't that bad in comparison. i slashed my dad's huge bitch gf's tires back when i was 17 because i 350% hate her. it backfired because dad paid for her new tires :lol:
10-12-2009, 06:55 AM
korndawg

Fucked some douchebags wife.
10-12-2009, 07:08 AM
SteveCZ28

Quote:

Originally Posted by korndawg

Fucked some douchebags wife.

i can relate...only i was fucking this guys wife (me 18 her 38) and even had the balls to go ask im to help fix my truck...(he was a mechanic at a auto shop) so i would have problems with my truck get it fixed for free, and also get all the ass i wanted on the side.
10-12-2009, 07:21 AM
korndawg

Ya, i had to pretend that I was this guy's friend also. In the back of my mind tho, i hated him. But hangin out with him, means i got to hang out with her :)
10-12-2009, 07:24 AM
Spaz

i have never done anything evil... even the bad is good in me...
10-12-2009, 07:49 AM
SouthernBornThriller

Hmm...meanest thing I ever did? About a year ago I took a girl to a movie. We're in the parking lot talking by her car afterwards. This Mercedes pulls into the
spot beside us and hit a soda can that had been tossed there (not ours). The old bastard and his wrinkly wife get out of the Benz and just glare at the two of us standing there laughing and talking. He interjects into our conversation something like, "that was real cute, with the can! Fucking kids..". Now I hadn't even figured out what was going on until he left, and it pissed me and her both off. Old
fuck blaming us for trash in the parking lot just because we're young and laughing?

So...I let the air out of all 4 tires and put chewing gum in the keyholes, then left.
10-12-2009, 08:58 AM
86 IROC-Z

I stabbed some kid to death, lit the corpse on fire and framed it on some annoying 15 year old girl.

Sometimes I feel bad about myself for not caring about what I did at all, which I find kind of ironic.
10-12-2009, 09:51 AM
third_shift|studios

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike97dakota

im gonna stroke u 310 stanger hahahahhahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahah

Dude, you know why yer gay?
10-12-2009, 11:52 AM
sharptransam

two things, one gave me the horns, the other was just some tail.

I had this girlfriend who liked it doggy, like alot of people do. one night I decided to mix it up and put my thumb up her backdoor, which she seemed to like. that was kinda odd cause she would never do anal. We kept going and things got a bit slicker. There was a slip up...or a slip out and I was all the way in the backdoor, thumb and all. She screamed but I finished that way anyway. I had wanted to break up with her.

when I was in iraq we had this real douche sergeant. everyone fucking hated him. a couple people kissed his ass but most people just did what he said and ignored him after that. One day I was scrubbing off one of the trucks (in sandbowl iraq, makes alot of sense right, it was this asshole's idea). I saw him go to the honeycatcher (portajohn). Me and this real good buddy of mine both looked at each other with the exact same idea. we gave him a minute to get good and situated and then we both ran to the back of the honeycatcher and I lifted and my buddy shoved it as hard as he could. It fell forward and landed flat on the door. Blue liquid went everywhere. we both went back to what we were doing for about fifteen minutes. Then we ran back over there acting like we were all concerned. He came out of there looking like a shit-covered smurf. We blamed it on some army guys that had been walking around. He never figured it out.
10-12-2009, 12:04 PM
tallnick

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharptransam

two things, one gave me the horns, the other was just some tail.

I had this girlfriend who liked it doggy, like alot of people do. one night I decided to mix it up and put my thumb up her backdoor, which she seemed to like. that was kinda odd cause she would never do anal. We kept going and things got a bit slicker. There was a slip up...or a slip out and I was all the way in the backdoor, thumb and all. She screamed but I finished that way anyway. I had wanted to break up with her.

when I was in iraq we had this real douche sergeant. everyone fucking hated him. a couple people kissed his ass but most people just did what he said and ignored him after that. One day I was scrubbing off one of the trucks (in sandbowl iraq, makes alot of sense right, it was this asshole's idea). I saw him go to the honeycatcher (portajohn). Me and this real good buddy of mine both looked at each other with the exact same idea. we gave him a minute to get good and situated and then we both ran to the back of the honeycatcher and I lifted and my buddy shoved it as hard as he could. It fell forward and landed flat on the door. Blue liquid went everywhere. we both went back to what we were doing for about fifteen minutes. Then we ran back over there acting like we were all concerned. He came out of there looking like a shit-covered smurf. We blamed it on some army guys that had been walking around. He never figured it out.

:lol: always wanted to do that to someone..
10-12-2009, 01:06 PM
SiggyZ

Stole a smurf.
10-12-2009, 04:05 PM
Crimson Sin

I burned a dude's truck to the ground.. Long story and I will spare you all the details..
I had this neighbor when I was a teen (and lived with my parents). They hated my folks, I mean really hated them. Used to name their pigs (which they penned right on the property line fence) after my Mom and Dad.. Just so they could come out and call the names real loud when feeding them.. Full blooded MicMac Indians (something like that) Whole family was loud and drunk.. Anyhow, they killed three of my dogs.. One with anti-freeze.. One with a shovel to the head...I found him.. a shepard I loved.. in his dog house.. head peeled open.. The last one was a red Dobie that got loose.. I found him in the woods weeks later.. Arrow in his chest.. I couldn't PROVE they did it.. but I KNEW.. Ya know what I mean ? They way they looked at me.. snorted and carried on..
I was soooo pissed... But all those guys were twice my size.. Lumberjack sorta guys..
One night I simply couldn't take it, I grabbed the little plastic gas can my Stepfather used for his lawn mower and strapped a road flare to it with some tape.. Lit the flare and tossed it under their truck.. Wasn't really ready for what happened.. Took the windows out of their house on that side and the truck damn near flipped over..I hid for days.. police came by for two weeks.. I thought my folks would beat the snot out of me.. Either they covered for me, or they believed me when I said I was staying at my friends house.. (I hid in my tree fort and snuck in the cellar for food etc).. Long story, but you aren't getting the half of it.. I still feel justified. So I am not so sure it was evil..
:shrug:
10-12-2009, 04:18 PM
Spikito

I was sleeping with a married woman for a year. she used her husbands credit card to pay for a lot of things for me...including her brazilian waxes
10-12-2009, 04:18 PM
Spikito

Crimson you always have fucked up stuff
10-12-2009, 04:58 PM
ss~zoso~ss

man, a lot of ass holes on here
10-12-2009, 06:09 PM
c5z28

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crimson Sin

I burned a dude's truck to the ground.. Long story and I will spare you all the details..
I had this neighbor when I was a teen (and lived with my parents). They hated my folks, I mean really hated them. Used to name their pigs (which they penned right on the property line fence) after my Mom and Dad.. Just so they could come out and call the names real loud when feeding them.. Full blooded MicMac Indians (something like that) Whole family was loud and drunk.. Anyhow, they killed three of my dogs.. One with anti-freeze.. One with a shovel to the head...I found him.. a shepard I loved.. in his dog house.. head peeled open.. The last one was a red Dobie that got loose.. I found him in the woods weeks later.. Arrow in his chest.. I couldn't PROVE they did it.. but I KNEW.. Ya know what I mean ? They way they looked at me.. snorted and carried on..
I was soooo pissed... But all those guys were twice my size.. Lumberjack sorta guys..
One night I simply couldn't take it, I grabbed the little plastic gas can my Stepfather used for his lawn mower and strapped a road flare to it with some tape.. Lit the flare and tossed it under their truck.. Wasn't really ready for what happened.. Took the windows out of their house on that side and the truck damn near flipped over..I hid for days.. police came by for two weeks.. I thought my folks would beat the snot out of me.. Either they covered for me, or they believed me when I said I was staying at my friends house.. (I hid in my tree fort and snuck in the cellar for food etc).. Long story, but you aren't getting the half of it.. I still feel justified. So I am not so sure it was evil..
:shrug:

Awesome, if you want to share the full story I am a pm away.
10-12-2009, 07:07 PM
blk9660

crazy glue

another long story short.........

Me and a buddy were sitting in a bar (completely shit housed) while stationed in Okinawa, and got the great idea to go back to the barracks and fuck w/people. I remembered I had a big ass bottle of crazy glue in my flight bag....... the light bulb went on, and we decided to crazy glue a "neighbor" to his bed (he was already passed out) Well, after the sheets were glued to him and the bed frame, I glued his hand to his head, head to the pillow and sheets to his cheek............. to this day Ill never forget the screams and absolute rage that came out of his room the next day around 6 am. I denied having anything to do w/it and just saw him about a year ago...... to this day he still doesnt know who did it and has bald spots from peeling/ripping his hand and sheets off-

Habu-saki is some BAD shit!!!!!! :devil:
10-12-2009, 07:18 PM
ss~zoso~ss

strong 5th post my friend
10-12-2009, 07:46 PM
35th-ANV-SS

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Originally Posted by ss~zoso~ss

strong 5th post my friend

:haha:
10-12-2009, 09:12 PM
cuervo25_1

Had one roomate that never paid her share of the bills. Instead she would always spend a fortune on clothes,hair products weed,e,and coke,well I got fed up with it ( i may have been drinking and may have smoked some weed but i paid my share). So while everyone was passed out . i went to the store bought several bottles of nair and filled every bottle of hair product she had. took all her weed,and flushed everything else. I then proceeded to dump what was left of the beer down the sink and threw the cans everywhere( it was milwaukees best so it is ok). well she got up took a shower about 10 minutes later she comes screaming out the bathroom buck ass naked and completely bald...I do mean completely. I jump up and start screaming "holy shit what happened" she starts crying in hysterics saying she don't know. "I bet it is all the drugs you took last night" she runs to her room and runs back out screaming" i took all of them" "hell yea you idiot I warned you" by that time everyone was awake not remembering much of the night prior. I looked at her and asked her if she knew what all happened and she said no so I wen't all nuts on the story on how she got so messed up that she did every guy in the house without condoms, and that she even done a few girls that was there.

She then started blaming me saying that I should have stopped her.I told her that she is a big girl and that she needs to learn to control herself. she went on and on about how i should look out for her so i asked her " are you going to do drugs or alcohol again" she said no so i told her " good then I did stop you now shut the fuck up throw out the hairproducts there full of nair, nobody was drunk enough to screw you skanky ass even with condoms,thanks for the weed and the rest is in the sewers, oh and by the way, you may want to put some clothes on your stinking up the joint.
10-12-2009, 09:16 PM
bodyman5000

I had a three way with a married woman and her best friend only because I hated the married chick's husband and I knew he wanted to nail her friend.

I wasn't really attracted to the married one but her friend was skilled I must say.
10-12-2009, 09:18 PM
tatertot91

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Originally Posted by cuervo25_1

I then proceeded to dump what was left of the beer down the sink and threw the cans everywhere( it was milwaukees best so it is ok)

:lmao:

good story
10-13-2009, 06:49 PM
Spikito

watched this video

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PpHBQPk4_8&feature=player_embedded[/ame]
10-13-2009, 06:55 PM
c5z28

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Originally Posted by Spikito

watched this video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PpHB...layer_embedded

Why?:lmao:
10-13-2009, 08:03 PM
00z28bubba

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hi-Po

I threw eggs at a prostitute from a moving car one time.

i got an eagle eye with some eggs to say the least. but thats about as far as i can get into. some of it was far from fucked up but far from legal also.
10-14-2009, 10:31 AM
Spikito

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Originally Posted by c5z28

Why?:lmao:

i said watching that was evil.....and the fact that i laughed at it
10-14-2009, 12:37 PM
Hi-Po

Back during the college days, my roommate thought it would be funny to put a condom on my door handle to my bedroom. It was mildly (at best) amusing. Two nights later I knew he was coming home late with a girl. I took 4 condoms, put a good squeeze of hair conditioner in each one, and stretched them over each of his ceiling fan blades. Roommate and his girl come home, do whatever, and she goes to turn the lights on leading to the bathroom. Lights come on and so does that fan, which I set to the fastest position:) Roommate said it actually made a whistling noise as they were spinning. Keep in mind, these condoms looked like they all had a nice fat load of man broth in them. She starts freaking out, I could hear her asking "what the fuck was wrong with you?!?!".

A single condom broke free from the ceiling fan blade and hit her right in the chest. That was the best noise in the world, hearing her cussing and swearing... calling my room mate a freak etc.

Needless to say, she didn't spend the night.
10-14-2009, 12:43 PM
SHines-IT

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hi-Po

Back during the college days, my roommate thought it would be funny to put a condom on my door handle to my bedroom. It was mildly (at best) amusing. Two nights later I knew he was coming home late with a girl. I took 4 condoms, put a good squeeze of hair conditioner in each one, and stretched them over each of his ceiling fan blades. Roommate and his girl come home, do whatever, and she goes to turn the lights on leading to the bathroom. Lights come on and so does that fan, which I set to the fastest position:) Roommate said it actually made a whistling noise as they were spinning. Keep in mind, these condoms looked like they all had a nice fat load of man broth in them. She starts freaking out, I could hear her asking "what the fuck was wrong with you?!?!".

A single condom broke free from the ceiling fan blade and hit her right in the chest. That was the best noise in the world, hearing her cussing and swearing... calling my room mate a freak etc.

Needless to say, she didn't spend the night.

HeHeHe...
10-14-2009, 01:08 PM
korndawg

I shot a girl in the face before.
10-14-2009, 01:09 PM
SHines-IT

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Originally Posted by korndawg

I shot a girl in the face before.

So have I, she was not happy...

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