Saw this on other site and the replies are priceless..
Me: Ayy gurl, so when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Fuck you, never...your dick smells like mustard
:cry:
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Saw this on other site and the replies are priceless..
Me: Ayy gurl, so when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Fuck you, never...your dick smells like mustard
:cry:
Here is where this started, it's a pretty funny read
on it's third thread now (each thread contains 2000 posts)
http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?t=3150636
Good thread
Me: When you gonna let me tap that?
Wife: I haven't heard that since high school.
I tried, and failed. Chick didn't even believe it was me 'cuz she said I don't talk like that. :lmao:
Me: when are you gonna let me tap that
wife: I thought you were sick
me: not sick enough not to tap that
wife: but sick enough for me not to want to be near you,so go away
that was the most epic fail in my life
:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by cuervo25_1
Just tried this one on AIM:
Me: Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: hey, who is this again?
Her: Dave?
Me: Yup.
Her: Fucker!
Me: I need an answer.
no response...
Me: Alright, on to the next one.
Got one in progress here...need some help!!
Me: Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: OMG, I cant believe you sent that to me.
Me: That doesn't answer when.
Her: IDK, lol.
What do i say? I dont have much game :lmao:
me; when are u gonna let me tap that?
her: some day
me: when?
her: next time u take me 4 a ride
me: saturday?
her: ok don't tell my sister cause she'll tell ur wife.
me: k
her: delete all this shit like NOW!!!
i did try it and it worked lol jk.
Hahahahah! :spit:Quote:
Originally Posted by TOMASINO
true story lolQuote:
Originally Posted by kickflippin1
You gonna do it? Or are you true to your wife?Quote:
Originally Posted by TOMASINO
I have a couple to try this on but I have no clue how that will go hell I'll just text it to the wife and thats hopefully a lock lol
this is bad ass, im going to try random girls i dont talk to anymore...
nope i did just try it like an hour ago...just to see what happens i mean thats the whole point of this thread rite???Quote:
Originally Posted by kickflippin1
is she hot, would you date her,if so say this friday and take her out,then TAP ITQuote:
Originally Posted by kickflippin1
I "dated" her like 4 years ago. Only lasted about a week, but I got some head about 3 days in. She said it was too long ago so she barely remembers some things, which could be good. She isn't bad looking. I think shes cute. Kinda "goth". Has dark hair, piercings, and some tats.Quote:
Originally Posted by cuervo25_1
Ended like this:
Me: Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: OMG, I cant believe you sent that to me.
Me: That doesn't answer when.
Her: Idk, lol.
Me: What are you doin' right now?
Her: Laying down.
Me: Want some company? We can get this goin'.
Her: Hahaha, no i'm tired. Maybe another night.
Don't know if that's good or bad. We shall see.
Pics?Quote:
Originally Posted by kickflippin1
yea i got the same thing in mind.... i got some wild ones, this could be epic..Quote:
Originally Posted by JwMonE99
this thread is either going to be full of win or turn into an epic disaster.... either way :Popcorn:
8/3/2009
1:54 AM
TJ:
hey can i ask u a question
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1:54 AM
x0x Ch3ls3a f…:
?
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1:55 AM
TJ:
when are you gonna let me tap that??
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1:56 AM
x0x Ch3ls3a f…:
hahaha e..xcuse me ? who is this lol
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1:56 AM
TJ:
tj, and that doesn't answer the question!
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1:57 AM
x0x Ch3ls3a f…:
lol tj who
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1:57 AM
TJ:
leshko, common baby!
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1:58 AM
x0x Ch3ls3a f…:
i have no idea who u aree
& thats a never
Failed. LOL
Wade
so when you gonna let me tap that?
1:19amBritney
lol when we see each other?
1:20amWade
oh? and when is this?
1:20amBritney
lol not a clue
1:20amWade
better fix that
Tried this on the wifey yesterday and she saw me on LS1Tech
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Just texted her.
Me: Hey when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Funny, I was gonna ask you the same thing.
Me:What?
Her: I saw you read this when I walked past you dumbass
Fack! :lol:
Well, who got tapped?Quote:
Originally Posted by 98Hardtop
this thread is awesome
I agree, this thread is siiiick. I am laughing my ass off at this. Time to join in on this game it looks like. I should have some epic fails before the end of the week lol.
Someone should try this with family and post up screen shots, lol. :Pics:
:lol:She did because I finished the phrase.Quote:
Originally Posted by SHines-IT
ummm tried with the wife just for fun, came out sounding real stupid .. lol
Me: hey girl
Her: yaaaaaaa
Her: i cleaned downsairs
Her: now for up
Her: corey helped me too
Her: by chasing spiders
Me: lol ... when you gonna let me tap that?
Then she calls me
Her: Are you at your desk?
Me: Ya
Her: Who the hell's typing? You don't usually say stuff like that. I thought it was Aaron trying to be funny
Me: Well it's me, Play along!!!
Back on IM
Her: gotta feed the monkey
Her: bbye
WTF? lol ... I guess it don't work with wives
done this awhile ago, bishes just text laugh (lol) and dont really take it serious everytime i've sent it
She's still pissed for spooning the cat:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by That Guy 2-1
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Originally Posted by That Guy 2-1
You have a monkey?
LOL no, it's either the Cat ('cos he acts stupid) or the baby if he's being a pain lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Spikito
My mom, wife, or bf, or husband of one of the girls I know would call me back before I would get an answer. The mom, and husband call would be an epic fail for me. Wifey knows how the forum is.
Me: hey girl when you gonna let me tap that?
My gf: ?
Me: hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that??
My gf: when you stop being lazy and try new things
Me: hahahahahaha
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Originally Posted by Maro SS
:lmao:
Oh man this is hilarious! :lmao:
tried it on the wife again today
me: so when are you gonna let me tap that
her: we went over this yesterday
me: well throw on a dust mask and you won't breath the germs
her: why can't you just wait
me: because my stiffy don't comprehend that
her:well take a shower and jerk off cause you aint getting it from me till your better.
well this tops the previous epic fail of my life :lmao:
Thread=:lmao:
Burn! :lmao:Quote:
Originally Posted by Maro SS
tried it on my wife's step-sister to be...
Me: ayyy girl
Her: Whut up boiiiiiiii
Me: When you gonna let me tap that?
Her: When your penis is bigger than Zayne's
Zayne is my 2.5 month old son ... :think:
Quote:
Originally Posted by That Guy 2-1
OUCH :lmao:
On my boss...
Me: when u gonna let me tapthat?
Her: tap what?
Me: tap THAT
her: haha just say it
me: when you gonna let me pound that pussy like there ain't no tomorrow?
Her: haha wow!!
Me: so you gonna let me fuck your vagina?
Her: haha
end of thread...this one has waaay 2 much imagination!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by garcia2002
Me: Hey
Her: Hey
Me: When you gonna let me tap dat?
Her: ....
Me: Why don't you let me ride up to that bumper and slap that monkey?
Her: ........................
Me: Say baby you should come over to myspace so I can twitter your yahoo and make you google all over my facebook.
Her: wow.
Me: I want to bone you.
Her: Are you drunk right now?
It's my stepmom.
I love this game...
Best line in this entire thread!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Tonik
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Originally Posted by Tonik
what are you going to do if she says yes :lmao:
:lmao: this stuff is priceless... almost makes me wanta learn how to text....ALMOST lol
That line made me :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Tonik
:lol::lol::lol::Owned:Quote:
Originally Posted by cuervo25_1
Enjoy the sexual harassment proceedingsQuote:
Originally Posted by garcia2002
omg ROTFL
texting random chicks right now
:rotfl:Quote:
Originally Posted by GTP231
Gf was bored at work all day I should have done this. I'll do it while I'm bored at work as well
That's why I love this site. You sick bastards are priceless...
:yourock:
:Me: hey whats up jess
Jess: heyyyy
Me: when you gonna let me tap that?
Jess: .....
Me: well?????
Jess: When you bring you butt to Cali
Me: O'RLY!?
Jess: Maybe when i visit home in sept...
me = half a stub and :nilly:
old g/f
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tonik
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Originally Posted by ls1camino
I would say the "Its my stepmom." is the best line of the whole thread!!! :lol:
Don't you have a pot of gold to guard or something? :DQuote:
Originally Posted by third_shift|studios
:hide:
funny you said that, i was just lookign at my bank account...:sulk:
nah it's cool my boss and I are really close if you know what I mean... lolQuote:
Originally Posted by cammed goat
anyways none of it was made up and she just smiled when I walked by her haha.
Oh and thats my other account name. My fault
Ohhhhhh boy is she gonna get pissed when i asked her that :lol: ill probably get a "wrong person" or something around those lines which will end up in a fight but its sooooooooo worth it hahaha
OMG :lmao: ok, i just caved and text blasted all the girls in my phone, i'm dying laughing right now:
ME: Hey gurl, when you gonna let me tap dat?
zboner's GF: "R u 4 Real Haha!"
old roomate's gf: "what?!"
2008 calendar cover girl: "what a lovely txt to get at 10am"
bowtie_girl: "OMG I'm not trying this thread, my response is: "when i don't need a magnifying glass to find your midget penis"
amber:
ambwhore: "when your shit turns purple and tastes like grape koolaid" (emo kids are weird :screwy: )
Emily: "Hey jaison, how are you?! I'm action-scripting today!" and went into full txt convo-i guess she didnt' get it???
shelby: "well, i'm still with JP so that would be.....NEVER lol"
TAP: "When you don't need a stepladder to bend me over"
ex, ex, HSg/f tracy:
the wife:
I will update as things come back...this is awesome
:rotfl:Quote:
Originally Posted by third_shift|studios
Man, i got NO GAME
i started choking on my coffee when i read about joels girl... :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by third_shift|studios
:suicide: AWWW just got the big :hellno: from shelby
:lol:
i can't text on my phone... company phone... :nilly:
this has made my freakin morning...can't wait to see TAP's response!
It's because you are a midget....Quote:
Originally Posted by third_shift|studios
you know you want this leprechaun's lucky charm
I was about to say...isn't the girl supposed to be waist height, not the guy?Quote:
Originally Posted by Bowtie_girl30
:squint: shut it.
you wanted to tap TAP?Quote:
Originally Posted by third_shift|studios
men don't tap TAP, TAP taps YOUQuote:
Originally Posted by That Guy 2-1
we need to try to include some pics of said bishes lol
been there... done that... and all i got was this t-shirt...Quote:
Originally Posted by That Guy 2-1
Just got a reply from emily...man, it's bad enough when i get shot down, but she just straight overlooked the proposal!!! [commence with short jokes]
does it say "i survived TAP's Beartrap" ?:spam:Quote:
Originally Posted by Spaz
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Originally Posted by Spaz
:rotfl:Quote:
Originally Posted by third_shift|studios
:Popcorn:
"i got the clap off taps snapper trap..."Quote:
Originally Posted by third_shift|studios
eipc thread
IIRC It said "GOT CRABS?":think:Quote:
Originally Posted by Spaz
HA!!!! tap just answered me...appearantly she's a Back-door whore!
If you can't feel it anal is the only way to go :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by third_shift|studios
that is sooooo scary
me: when can i tap that
her: WHY IS EVERYONE ASKING ME THAT TODAY
HAHAHAHA
what girl?!?!?! we should all text her.Quote:
Originally Posted by tigersport14
omg... im so tempted to give out her number....Quote:
Originally Posted by third_shift|studios
no no no i cant do it. that would be messed up...
We'll ALL need her number !! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by third_shift|studios
do it pussy!Quote:
Originally Posted by tigersport14
ohhh the peer pressure...
:toetap:
:whistle:
917-867-5309 it's a NY cell.... girls name is Jenny :lmao:
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHHA. i call bsQuote:
Originally Posted by LSCyaL8R
this better not be a guy!Quote:
Originally Posted by LSCyaL8R
Me: "Hey gurl-when you gonna let me tap dat?"
Her:
well that didn't take long
Alright TSS!!!! let's see what comes back :yourock: