OH!!! pat burnt the hair on his arm when he flipped his burger with his hand... greasy fireball ftw!!! :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by transamprincess98
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OH!!! pat burnt the hair on his arm when he flipped his burger with his hand... greasy fireball ftw!!! :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by transamprincess98
I get the feeling Tap would gag spaz so she'd have a chance to regain her thrown as most posts. And knowing spaz, as soon as Tap gagged him he'd scream "Yeah! Now burn me with a cigarette!"
i like the way you think!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Smkn_TA
Spaz enoys when I :whip: him, while wearing leather chaps and spurs, use his pony tail as my reigns and kick him with the spurs, pretending he is a horse :D
cat of nine tails FTW!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by transamprincess98
We should kidnap Ed and force him to make us Mods :devil:
:think: wait... Ed should adopt us... i'll fix his car and you go have sex with him... :hmm: i wonder how much beer he has...Quote:
Originally Posted by transamprincess98
Im sorry, I am still laughing over this one and the hot dog. One of my best friends was drunk one night and described his g/f with a similar metaphor, hotdog in a bathtub because she used to do middle eastern men for lots of money. He was serious also which made it funnier. One of the craziest things I have ever heard.Quote:
Originally Posted by Spaz
:haha: tap didn't pay me a lot... but it was something... :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by 98formy
I'm confused by this whole post. Middle Eastern men aren't known for having a big penis.Quote:
Originally Posted by 98formy
Also for you guys.... women's size is basically genetic has nothing to do with what you shove in there. Unless you have a kid or several and even then it's like elastic and comes back to about 95% of it's original size :shrug:
You paid me in squishies!!!!!! :slap:Quote:
Originally Posted by Spaz
women can do exorsizes to make thier cooters contract... i remember hearing that in the birthing class thingy that i had ot go to...Quote:
Originally Posted by transamprincess98
I'm glad someone around here got something, I guess there are others still waiting.
Thats what made it crazy. I dont know if it was because he was drunk, but it was funny.Quote:
Originally Posted by transamprincess98
You like rubber bands :lmao:Quote:
Originally Posted by Spaz
herpes...Quote:
Originally Posted by 98formy
You got those in the mens room :slap:Quote:
Originally Posted by Spaz
yeah... we shouldn't have :sex: in there.... i told you it wasn't safe...Quote:
Originally Posted by transamprincess98
Those truck stop bathrooms can be pretty nasty, cant they?
:haha: ever read the writing on the shitter walls in one of them??? enough funny material there to run a comedy show... :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by 98formy