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Originally Posted by jad628

Have you been watching those weenies on the Bowflex commericials talking about "size matters"?

Yeah, whatever you say "tan in a bottle boys".

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Size does matter! I will be the first to say it! That is why Spaz and I broke up. I just didn't have the heart to tell him it was my belly button he kept poking :lmao:

paper...
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cheese cloth...
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Originally Posted by transamprincess98

Size does matter! I will be the first to say it! That is why Spaz and I broke up. I just didn't have the heart to tell him it was my belly button he kept poking :lmao:

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damn loose belly button... it was like fuckin a bucket of water... :lmao:

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Originally Posted by Spaz

damn loose belly button... it was like fuckin a bucket of water... :lmao:

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Ummm...... That wasn't my belly button in the hot tub :lol:

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Originally Posted by transamprincess98

Ummm...... That wasn't my belly button in the hot tub :lol:

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it was a open pore???

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Originally Posted by third_shift|studios

is it possible for you to shoot yourself in the mouth more than once? :suicide: :suicide:

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Yes. You just don't "talk" about it.
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Originally Posted by Spaz

it was a open pore???

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That was Pat :eek:

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Originally Posted by jad628

Yes. You just don't "talk" about it.
:flex:

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Is it legal to shoot a Midget?

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Originally Posted by transamprincess98

Size does matter! I will be the first to say it! That is why Spaz and I broke up. I just didn't have the heart to tell him it was my belly button he kept poking :lmao:

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Do you have a Bowflex?

If not, STFU.

P.S. Those retards never pointed at their crotch either!:kick:

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Originally Posted by jad628

Do you have a Bowflex?

If not, STFU.

P.S. Those retards never pointed at their crotch either!:kick:

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Ummmm what does a bowflex have to do with "size" then?

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Originally Posted by transamprincess98

Is it legal to shoot a Midget?

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The "I was trying to shoot a warning shot over his head" excuse is out.

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Originally Posted by transamprincess98

Ummmm what does a bowflex have to do with "size" then?

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Exactly!!! That's what the commercial says.

Dammit, stay with the script here!!!:)

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Originally Posted by jad628

The "I was trying to shoot a warning shot over his head" excuse is out.

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What if we try "I was aiming for his knee to incapacitate him"

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Originally Posted by transamprincess98

What if we try "I was aiming for his knee to incapacitate him"

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Your marksmanship ability will get challenged.

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Originally Posted by jad628

Exactly!!! That's what the commercial says.

Dammit, stay with the script here!!!:)

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I write my own material damn it! Generally, it is aimed at Spaz or that little guy in the corner

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Originally Posted by transamprincess98

That was Pat :eek:

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:haha: you hear about the drama between him and rob... they aren't friends any more...

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Originally Posted by transamprincess98

I write my own material damn it! Generally, it is aimed at Spaz or that little guy in the corner

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Yeah, but you claimed Spaz aims at himself.

Since you're feeling froggy, define SIZE for all of us guys here.

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Originally Posted by Spaz

paper...
cheese...
cheese cloth...
paper cheese cloth...

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STOP TALKING ABOUT SEX!

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Originally Posted by Spaz

:haha: you hear about the drama between him and rob... they aren't friends any more...

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Nope. I generally ignore

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Originally Posted by jad628

Do you have a Bowflex?

If not, STFU.

P.S. Those retards never pointed at their crotch either!:kick:

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