*** The TRAIN ***

[rapter34]

yeah we have been getting rapped by precipitation this year over 100" of snow and now over 9" just this month. hmm maybe Al Gore was right about everything AHHHHHHHHHH must go buy a prius and live off hemp.

[Spaz]

yeah we have been getting rapped by precipitation this year over 100" of snow and now over 9" just this month. hmm maybe Al Gore was right about everything AHHHHHHHHHH must go buy a prius and live off hemp.

[transamprincess98]

Road head? Is that anything like road rash? Will we be left in pain and develop nasty scabbing??

Only if I use my teeth

[transamprincess98]

we got 7 inches of rain on Sunday adn Monday and now we are getting 2" today. anybody need rain we will gladly give it to you.

I'm going to be bluntly honest here I didn't read that right and saw that you got 7" and then 2" and I was thinking

[transamprincess98]

damn, come back to TX for the day, it's my B-day...

im waiting...

thank you, TAP...

hurry up damn-it im still waiting...

I think the GF would get a little upset. You will have to settle for some old fashioned E

[Spaz]

I think the GF would get a little upset. You will have to settle for some old fashioned E

you could bring your Gf with you...

[transamprincess98]

you could bring your Gf with you...

I already had you in bed and it was the worst 30 seconds of my life

[Spaz]

I already had you in bed and it was the worst 30 seconds of my life

i lasted 30 seconds??? SWEET!!!

[rapter34]

I'm going to be bluntly honest here I didn't read that right and saw that you got 7" and then 2" and I was thinking

yeah, allthough it is amazing how well the precipitation has been influencing my "size" lol

[Spaz]

yeah, allthough it is amazing how well the precipitation has been influencing my "size" lol

[transamprincess98]

yeah, allthough it is amazing how well the precipitation has been influencing my "size" lol

So is it 7" - 5" dry spell + 2" = Spaz's burnt piece of bacon?

[transamprincess98]

Spaz go read my race challenge in your thread

[Spaz]

Spaz go read my race challenge in your thread

oh jebus... i can see it now...

"today on fox news... 10 cars were removed off of large boulders... the drivers said there was a red volvo with a female driver that ran them off the road and that they were not racing..."

[jad628]

So is it 7" - 5" dry spell + 2" = Spaz's burnt piece of bacon?

Have you been watching those weenies on the Bowflex commericials talking about "size matters"?

Yeah, whatever you say "tan in a bottle boys".

[third_shift|studios]

So is it 7" - 5" dry spell + 2" = Spaz's burnt piece of bacon?

what you call that chipped ham hangin down by your knees?

[third_shift|studios]

what you call that chipped ham hangin down by your knees?

do you toss that over your shoulder when you're wearing a skirt or what?

[jad628]

do you toss that over your shoulder when you're wearing a skirt or what?

Is it possible to communicate in the fourth tense?

[third_shift|studios]

Is it possible to communicate in the fourth tense?

is it possible for you to shoot yourself in the mouth more than once?

[transamprincess98]

What does me wearing a skirt have to do with Spaz's penis? I didn't know I could detach it and wear it myself

[transamprincess98]

oh jebus... i can see it now...

"today on fox news... 10 cars were removed off of large boulders... the drivers said there was a red volvo with a female driver that ran them off the road and that they were not racing..."

That was the point!