No advice wanted Stevie. Just was a conversation a few of us had on here and I brought it to a thread.
Just wanted to get some of the folks ideas about it on here.
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No advice wanted Stevie. Just was a conversation a few of us had on here and I brought it to a thread.
Just wanted to get some of the folks ideas about it on here.
you do do what I do.Quote:
Originally Posted by Stevie
Walk up, tell her I have 8 inches and can make it hurt, then I take her home, fuck her twice and punch her in the face
And if you never want to (this is to make SURE of it) put it in her butt and then clean it off on her curtains.
:haha:
You guys are sooooooo funny. :lmao:
Would you ever call a guy back after that or even speak to him? lolQuote:
Originally Posted by jrbonds
I did that 26 years ago and I still can't shake the bitch.Quote:
Originally Posted by TLS_Addict
You guys think of some f'd up stuff. Hence why I like it here :lol:
But you will remember it, wont you? lolQuote:
Originally Posted by 35th-ANV-SS
:thinkin:Quote:
Originally Posted by TLS_Addict
Ah, so it has happened......lol
What?! No! I just missed what you were asking/telling. Ask again.Quote:
Originally Posted by TLS_Addict
hypothetical, Jodi...
You're at the bar. Dude takes you home, wait no, you take him home to your place (since he's at a bar and you only take home guys who have no car or place to stay, again, hypothetical). Anyhow, you get home, start fuckin', and he just rams it in your ass, wipes off on the curtain, then leaves. Will you:
1: Call him again?
2: Never call him again?
That's all :D
Shoot him and bury him in the back yard. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Zapper2003
Zach....you rock.
Jodi, be scared of this if we are ever single and you make a really bad decision about me. lol
:rotfl:Quote:
Originally Posted by TLS_Addict
Never scared, just cautious. :D
So you wont have any curtains in the house or does that mean the car is the key because there are no curtains? haha
Unless I got a van! I would LOVE a 70s shaggin' waggin'.
Would have to be in a van. :p
I don't know if I would want you loose in my house. :haha:
wow is all i can say about where this thread has gone :lol:
Ah come on Brenden, join the fun.Quote:
Originally Posted by WICKEDLS1
I'm sure there would be enough room for you with to live with Dan in the van (and to quote Chris Farley) DOWN BY THE RIVER!!! You guys could have bunk beds in that van and be "butt" buddies. :lmao:
you would like that wouldnt you :hahano: