Does it count if I talk to my car :lmao:
Printable View
No shit.
I had SS badges on my 81 and a guy said to me "What year is it?" and I told him it was an 81 and he said "I bought a brand new SS that year with the big block and a 5-speed."
I just closed my eyes and said "They dont make em like that anymore."
Good lord there are some stupid people out there. The other day a guy said he drove the new SS Camaro with a 5-speed. I called BS on it and said "No you didnt." I let him go on and on how he did and then I told him "Sir, they dont have a 5-speed, they are 6-speed."
drove my gen 2 lightining and was ask if it was charge after they heard the supercharger and a parts guy as if it was a v6 supercharge
http://i997.photobucket.com/albums/a...t/armychik.jpg
you will see her around UTA campus riding in my
http://i997.photobucket.com/albums/a...s/DSC00318.jpg
but she is really trying to get a ride in my 16
http://i997.photobucket.com/albums/a...t/DSC00304.jpg
and people ask if its really mine......no.......its just a loaner
LOL.............lead might get mad :wtcslap:
I can’t believe no one has said anything about the annoying "THAT THING GOTTA HEMI?" :lol:
"Can I eat in it?"
my last engine....
ricer: nice ride bro, but i think your car isn't fireing right... i think you're missing a cylinder or two...
spaz: umm... no... it has a cam in it... every cylinder is fireing correctly...
ricers friend: well why would you want you car to sound like that...
spaz: that is what power sounds like... why would you want your car to sound like a bunch of pissed off bumble bee's chasing a weed wacker???
ricer: *laughs*
ricer friend: atleast i get girls with my car...
*spaz's girl walks out of the store with 2 coffee's*
spaz: well where are these girls then???
*ricer & his friend looking at my girl*
spaz: well... you can keep your imaginary 'girls'... my car gets women...
ricers friend: want to race for pinks???
i just laughed as i pulled away...
What kind of car is that?
Does that thing taste better grilled or fried?
What's wrong with your roof? It's called t-tops...
Why did you put scoops on you car if they don't even work?
Why'd you put a WS.6 emblem on a V8?
Why do you need a spoiler on your car? Cause I can actually go over 100mph
Why don't you have a back seat?
By far the dumbest question is "can I drive it?"
Me: I need a serp belt for an 01 3800 Camaro..
Parts guy: That's not an SS or a z28 is it?
:suicide:
civic ricer at car show: what you got done to that motor
me: the motor's stock
ricer: stick or auto?
me: auto
*ricer chuckles to his ricer fag buddy*
ricer: wanna race?
*I look over and see one of those fake intercooler intake ricer things sitting in his front fender gap*
me: for how much?
ricer: errr $50?
me: let's go
*I win by bus lengths*
ricer: hey man, I didn't know you had NAWS, not a fair race
me: .......I don't
ricer: ok well I missed a shift, go again?
me: *sigh* fine
*loses just as badly*
ricer: hey man I spun through first, I noticed you got drag radials on there, those aren't street legal.
me: *realizing i'm not getting my money I pull the bat out of my back seat and tap it against the dash* I'll give you a 5sec head start before I chase you down and beat the shit out of you. and hey ricer fag, I reccomend you don't miss a shift this time.
little douche left immedietely and never came back to that meet.