Burn! :lmao:
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tried it on my wife's step-sister to be...
Me: ayyy girl
Her: Whut up boiiiiiiii
Me: When you gonna let me tap that?
Her: When your penis is bigger than Zayne's
Zayne is my 2.5 month old son ... :think:
On my boss...
Me: when u gonna let me tapthat?
Her: tap what?
Me: tap THAT
her: haha just say it
me: when you gonna let me pound that pussy like there ain't no tomorrow?
Her: haha wow!!
Me: so you gonna let me fuck your vagina?
Her: haha
Me: Hey
Her: Hey
Me: When you gonna let me tap dat?
Her: ....
Me: Why don't you let me ride up to that bumper and slap that monkey?
Her: ........................
Me: Say baby you should come over to myspace so I can twitter your yahoo and make you google all over my facebook.
Her: wow.
Me: I want to bone you.
Her: Are you drunk right now?
It's my stepmom.
I love this game...
:lmao: this stuff is priceless... almost makes me wanta learn how to text....ALMOST lol
omg ROTFL
texting random chicks right now
Gf was bored at work all day I should have done this. I'll do it while I'm bored at work as well
That's why I love this site. You sick bastards are priceless...
:yourock:
:Me: hey whats up jess
Jess: heyyyy
Me: when you gonna let me tap that?
Jess: .....
Me: well?????
Jess: When you bring you butt to Cali
Me: O'RLY!?
Jess: Maybe when i visit home in sept...
me = half a stub and :nilly:
old g/f
funny you said that, i was just lookign at my bank account...:sulk: