Text a girl and ask if "you can tap that"

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08-03-2009, 04:41 PM
rbob93

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maro SS

Me: hey girl when you gonna let me tap that?
My gf: ?
Me: hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that??
My gf: when you stop being lazy and try new things
Me: hahahahahaha

Burn! :lmao:
08-03-2009, 04:53 PM
Mean Green Z28

tried it on my wife's step-sister to be...

Me: ayyy girl
Her: Whut up boiiiiiiii
Me: When you gonna let me tap that?
Her: When your penis is bigger than Zayne's

Zayne is my 2.5 month old son ... :think:
08-03-2009, 06:19 PM
cuervo25_1

Quote:

Originally Posted by That Guy 2-1

tried it on my wife's step-sister to be...

Me: ayyy girl
Her: Whut up boiiiiiiii
Me: When you gonna let me tap that?
Her: When your penis is bigger than Zayne's

Zayne is my 2.5 month old son ... :think:

OUCH :lmao:
08-03-2009, 07:17 PM
garcia2002

On my boss...
Me: when u gonna let me tapthat?
Her: tap what?
Me: tap THAT
her: haha just say it
me: when you gonna let me pound that pussy like there ain't no tomorrow?
Her: haha wow!!
Me: so you gonna let me fuck your vagina?
Her: haha
08-03-2009, 07:50 PM
TOMASINO

Quote:

Originally Posted by garcia2002

On my boss...
Me: when u gonna let me tapthat?
Her: tap what?
Me: tap THAT
her: haha just say it
me: when you gonna let me pound that pussy like there ain't no tomorrow?
Her: haha wow!!
Me: so you gonna let me fuck your vagina?
Her: haha

end of thread...this one has waaay 2 much imagination!!!!
08-03-2009, 07:57 PM
Tonik

Me: Hey
Her: Hey
Me: When you gonna let me tap dat?
Her: ....
Me: Why don't you let me ride up to that bumper and slap that monkey?
Her: ........................
Me: Say baby you should come over to myspace so I can twitter your yahoo and make you google all over my facebook.
Her: wow.
Me: I want to bone you.
Her: Are you drunk right now?

It's my stepmom.

I love this game...
08-03-2009, 08:03 PM
ls1camino

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tonik

Me: Hey
Her: Hey
Me: When you gonna let me tap dat?
Her: ....
Me: Why don't you let me ride up to that bumper and slap that monkey?
Her: ........................
Me: Say baby you should come over to myspace so I can twitter your yahoo and make you google all over my facebook.
Her: wow.
Me: I want to bone you.
Her: Are you drunk right now?

It's my stepmom.

I love this game...

Best line in this entire thread!!!
08-03-2009, 08:09 PM
cuervo25_1

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tonik

Me: Hey
Her: Hey
Me: When you gonna let me tap dat?
Her: ....
Me: Why don't you let me ride up to that bumper and slap that monkey?
Her: ........................
Me: Say baby you should come over to myspace so I can twitter your yahoo and make you google all over my facebook.
Her: wow.
Me: I want to bone you.
Her: Are you drunk right now?

It's my stepmom.

I love this game...

what are you going to do if she says yes :lmao:
08-03-2009, 08:12 PM
neverenuff

:lmao: this stuff is priceless... almost makes me wanta learn how to text....ALMOST lol
08-03-2009, 08:15 PM
Bowtie_girl30

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tonik

Me: Hey
Her: Hey
Me: When you gonna let me tap dat?
Her: ....
Me: Why don't you let me ride up to that bumper and slap that monkey?
Her: ........................
Me: Say baby you should come over to myspace so I can twitter your yahoo and make you google all over my facebook.
Her: wow.
Me: I want to bone you.
Her: Are you drunk right now?

It's my stepmom.

I love this game...

That line made me :lol:
08-03-2009, 08:23 PM
GTP231

Quote:

Originally Posted by cuervo25_1

tried it on the wife again today

me: so when are you gonna let me tap that
her: we went over this yesterday
me: well throw on a dust mask and you won't breath the germs
her: why can't you just wait
me: because my stiffy don't comprehend that
her:well take a shower and jerk off cause you aint getting it from me till your better.

well this tops the previous epic fail of my life :lmao:

:lol::lol::lol::Owned:
08-03-2009, 08:24 PM
GTP231

Quote:

Originally Posted by garcia2002

On my boss...
Me: when u gonna let me tapthat?
Her: tap what?
Me: tap THAT
her: haha just say it
me: when you gonna let me pound that pussy like there ain't no tomorrow?
Her: haha wow!!
Me: so you gonna let me fuck your vagina?
Her: haha

Enjoy the sexual harassment proceedings
08-03-2009, 08:32 PM
pecha

omg ROTFL
texting random chicks right now
08-03-2009, 08:44 PM
cammed goat

Quote:

Originally Posted by GTP231

Enjoy the sexual harassment proceedings

:rotfl:
08-03-2009, 08:52 PM
GTP231

Gf was bored at work all day I should have done this. I'll do it while I'm bored at work as well
08-03-2009, 09:19 PM
chuckie669

That's why I love this site. You sick bastards are priceless...
:yourock:
08-03-2009, 09:33 PM
Carbon

:Me: hey whats up jess
Jess: heyyyy
Me: when you gonna let me tap that?
Jess: .....
Me: well?????
Jess: When you bring you butt to Cali
Me: O'RLY!?
Jess: Maybe when i visit home in sept...

me = half a stub and :nilly:

old g/f
08-03-2009, 09:38 PM
third_shift|studios

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tonik

Me: Hey
Her: Hey
Me: When you gonna let me tap dat?
Her: ....
Me: Why don't you let me ride up to that bumper and slap that monkey?
Her: ........................
Me: Say baby you should come over to myspace so I can twitter your yahoo and make you google all over my facebook.
Her: wow.
Me: I want to bone you.
Her: Are you drunk right now?

It's my stepmom.

I love this game...

Quote:

Originally Posted by ls1camino

Best line in this entire thread!!!

I would say the "Its my stepmom." is the best line of the whole thread!!! :lol:
08-03-2009, 10:05 PM
ls1camino

Quote:

Originally Posted by third_shift|studios

I would say the "Its my stepmom." is the best line of the whole thread!!! :lol:

Don't you have a pot of gold to guard or something? :D

:hide:
08-03-2009, 10:07 PM
third_shift|studios

funny you said that, i was just lookign at my bank account...:sulk:

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