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Originally Posted by ls1camino
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Originally Posted by ls1camino
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Originally Posted by tigersport14
At least someone got the reference...long live Blood Ninja!!!
me: say when you gonna let me tap that?
her: lol umm idk cuz im done with sex and guys for a while
she just had a baby haha
[2:29:21 AM] Me: So when can I tap it?
[2:29:42 AM] Her: when your lucky
[2:29:54 AM] Me: So like never then
[2:30:19 AM] Her: hahaha maybe next time I see you
[2:30:34 AM] me: (angel)
[2:30:39 AM] me: damn I may have some luck by then
[2:30:49 AM] me: :P
[2:30:57 AM] her: most likely ;)
[2:31:43 AM] me: Okay how about a rimjob? If you know what that is...
[2:32:36 AM] her: rimjobs usually on the 3rd date
[2:32:42 AM] me: oh I see. Purrrfect
[2:32:55 AM] Her: purrrrfect
Bryan says: So when are you going to let me tap that?
Rae-Rae says: Lol. =P Hello there.
Bryan says: Hay o ^_^
Rae-Rae says: Has Ralph ever gone skinny dipping? XD (My MSN Avitar)
she goes on about her first time going skinny dipping.
Obvious girl is obvious.Quote:
Originally Posted by Orrin's Z
Wrap it up :thumbup:
Me: When you gonna........
Mrs. Beach: Sleep neked!!
:luvin::boobies::sex:
I got texted from a random person today so I decided to have some fun.
her: wat up
me: not much
me: who is this
her: Tiesha
me: tiesha who?
her: I don't know you
me: That's what i was trying to figure out
her: ok
me: if you feel like texting a random stranger again I'm game.
About 2 hrs later....
her: wat up
me: when you gonn let me tap that?
her: what
me: when you gonna let me tap that?
her: who is this?
me: nobody
her: name?
me: why?
her: U a boy?
me: yes. You a girl?
her: Yes
me: So when you gonna let me tap that?
her: tell me
me: tell you what?
her: name
her: how old are you?
me: Old enough to buy alcohol
me: you?
her: 15
her: lol
me: Stop texting random strangers it's not safe
her: Y
me: guess you don't watch the news
her: yea
me: ever heard of a guy name chris hanson
her: yes
me: that's why
her: ok
just now I'm in our living room wife in the kitchen doing her CNA homework
me: Hey baby
her: What!?
me: When you gonna let me tap that?
her: Whenever I get finished with this crap!
woo hoo lucky me!!!!
Help herrrrr
Haha I would if I could she is doing this nursing thing and I have no idea what is what in that respect I can do car stuff and then if its stuff from construction and what not but that is like apples and oranges to me
ZZZZZZZZZZ this thread needs to die!
idk im still laughing pretty hard at all tyhe failed attempts of tapping that
Last saturday..
Me: Tap?
her: ya
i was thinkin to myself "holy fuck this is actually gonna happen?!"
Me: Where are you?
her: zaragoza, going to a party
me:booooo
her:wanna come?
me:na, tell me when your home.
her:ok
5 mins later, not even kidding
her:go to my house now
me:let me finish my beer and ill go
her:okay
me:okay going
her:wait not yet
I go grab some whataburger then head for the long 20 min drive
me:im almost there
her:okay im outside across my house
Then i tore it up! and went home thinking it was too good to be real.
:lol: stupid faces
...then you woke up and wished it was real?Quote:
Originally Posted by silverWS.6
It was real, and i have my wet undies to prove it! :lol: j/kQuote:
Originally Posted by tatertot91
I was just joking at first :screwy:Quote:
Originally Posted by silverWS.6
this thread is epic hahah