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10-04-2009, 10:23 PM
justinmc978

you all now know why texas kicks so much ass
10-04-2009, 10:24 PM
toi tyme

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Originally Posted by wheeliE-maxx

Wow, you're not at all normal. Fuck on a guy's want to fuck schedule, wrench on stuff, and drive an ss. I have to deal with the snooty bitches down here in rich folk town

actually ive never had a bf that could keep up with my own sex drive.:D
10-04-2009, 10:24 PM
310stanger

Finally starting to understand why texans love their state soo much
10-04-2009, 10:24 PM
86 IROC-Z

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Originally Posted by 310stanger

Does your boyfriend know how to open a fuckin door? jesus christ.

:lmao:
10-04-2009, 10:24 PM
blackSS01

IB4T "Its texas"

Damn it!!!! :ar:
10-04-2009, 10:25 PM
toi tyme

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Originally Posted by 310stanger

Does your boyfriend know how to open a fuckin door? jesus christ.

lmao and he got into vanderbilt..haha
10-04-2009, 10:26 PM
86 IROC-Z

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Originally Posted by toityme

lmao and he got into vanderbilt..haha

This is why its good to balance book smarts and street smarts, either/or doesn't work out too well.
10-04-2009, 10:26 PM
toi tyme

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Originally Posted by 310stanger

Finally starting to understand why texans love their state soo much

:texas: always does it bigger and better :D
10-04-2009, 10:26 PM
310stanger

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Originally Posted by toityme

lmao and he got into vanderbilt..haha

kids dick should have came with a freakin instruction manual. Needs a schematic of your vagina and a teacher to show him first
10-04-2009, 10:27 PM
Hi-Po

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Originally Posted by toityme

:texas: always does it bigger and better :D

Um, your BF is orginally from Texas correct? Doesnt sound like he does shit better then any :monkey: in this thread.
10-04-2009, 10:28 PM
toi tyme

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Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z

This is why its good to balance book smarts and street smarts, either/or doesn't work out too well.

yeah....

i miss my fav stuff so bad....

im surprised this thread hasnt gotten locked.....

but my whole concept is dont have sex with your ex..haha
and we are compare contrasting my sucky sex life relationship crap with your ex and still sex life..hahah facebook.. there.. all summed up
10-04-2009, 10:28 PM
c5z28

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Originally Posted by toityme

actually ive never had a bf that could keep up with my own sex drive.:D

This is ls1.com we all have 10" dicks are over 6' and make women howl like a wild dog.
10-04-2009, 10:28 PM
wheeliE-maxx

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Originally Posted by toityme

:texas: always does it bigger and better :D

Like my engine and dick. Ok well 10" and a 5.7 liter aren't THAT big :monkey:
10-04-2009, 10:29 PM
toi tyme

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Originally Posted by 310stanger

kids dick should have came with a freakin instruction manual. Needs a schematic of your vagina and a teacher to show him first

this is why i wanted him to have experience first.. lol

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Originally Posted by Hi-Po

Um, your BF is orginally from Texas correct? Doesnt sound like he does shit better then any :monkey: in this thread.

well raised here.. idk if they were born here but i think so

IF you compared him to his brothers... hes a lost cause.. His brothers are the CHICK magnets! Tall, handsome.. like they can get ANY girl they want.. and do.
10-04-2009, 10:29 PM
86 IROC-Z

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Originally Posted by toityme

yeah....

i miss my fav stuff so bad....

im surprised this thread hasnt gotten locked.....

but my whole concept is dont have sex with your ex..haha
and we are compare contrasting my sucky sex life relationship crap with your ex and still sex life..hahah facebook.. there.. all summed up

we're still on topic

kinda
10-04-2009, 10:31 PM
toi tyme

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Originally Posted by c5z28

This is ls1.com we all have 10" dicks are over 6' and make women howl like a wild dog.

is your avatar a car wreck..i think i see a vette..? haha
10-04-2009, 10:33 PM
toi tyme

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Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z

we're still on topic

kinda

TRUE... kinda...

:laid:

thanks guys for putting sex in my head..its not like it has been the only thing up there anyways since the last time i actually had some good sex,whenever that was.

lol
10-04-2009, 10:35 PM
86 IROC-Z

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Originally Posted by toityme

:laid:

thanks guys for putting sex in my head..its not like it has been the only thing up there anyways since the last time i actually had some good sex,whenever that was.

lol

Just make one of the whiteknights month by cybering with him.
10-04-2009, 10:36 PM
310stanger

sex is ALWAYS on topic on this site
10-04-2009, 10:37 PM
toi tyme

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Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z

Just make one of the whiteknights month by cybering with him.

what fun is that for me!?

++i dont do the DIY crap ++
i need that up on me.. lol not through a computer screen..lol

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