Just shot a squirrel ( I hate squirrels) and went out to throw his dead ass in the pasture for the coyotes/wolves and noticed he had huge man squirrel balls. I picked him up for a "squirrel scan" and he had 3 balls. I shit you not. 3 fucking balls.
I think I just killed the Harry Reams of the squirrel world and bad things is gonna happen to me now for sure. All the girl squirrels gonna kick my ass.