Punked on X-mas

**knightryda01** · 12-26-2008, 06:52 PM

so I had been having a feeling the GF was gonna try and pull one over on me at x-mas time so needless to say on Christmas eve at my moms house (not too much family there) she had a gift all wrapped up for me. I thought I was getting something I really wanted so she agreed to let me open it early.

What I opened was a box of pampers.... ha ha, She had put my actual present in the box under the diapers. So I actually thought the entire box was diapers... She got me a little bit. lol I said if it was true I'm dumping your ass... lol

So the payback begins...

Christmas day were having the entire family over for dinner at my house and after all the gifts were done I got everone's attention. I grabbed my gf hand and I said as you know me and becky have been going out for a long time and she puts up with me etc, and I can hear my entire family going ohh my god and my gf is on the verge of hyperventialating and I pull out my ole ring box and get down on one knee.... Now people are crying and I say I can't open the box you gotta open it ( I should be nominated for an oscar)

Inside is a folded up piece of paper and I say You gotta read it out loud.

She starts speaking (tears about to flow down her cheeks)
This certificate good for one free deluxe remote control start because you said this is what you really wanted..... ps. You can't clown me, I am the king!!!

I actually have it on video.... Classic

**jsteele90** · 12-26-2008, 06:57 PM

damn is she still your gf?

**knightryda01** · 12-26-2008, 07:00 PM

yup... lol she luvz me

**KahanaReef** · 12-26-2008, 07:01 PM

I think you punked your entire family just as bad

**zero_proto** · 12-26-2008, 07:34 PM

dayummmmm.

I was with some friends for christmas. My Ex-girl opend her present from a friend, she also bought everybody lottery tickets. Well she scratches her ticket like everyone else. She taps me and leans over and says "Izzy, it says if i get three of the same amount...you win that amount....if so does it mean i win this?" So i look on the ticket and see three 10,000 dollar little things.....So i told her it looks real, i look it over real quick. I then proceed to get everybody quiet so that i can speak. The first thing i tell her is "Cris we have known each other for a long time and i have always been there for you." It is true. Well after that spill my buddy denise has a smirk on her face. The girl Andrea who gave the gift said read the back. So i did.............it was fake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!fffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uu

Yeah....

**TempleU_WS6** · 12-26-2008, 07:49 PM

That is just too good!

You really are the man. What were all the reactions from the family?

**TempleU_WS6** · 12-26-2008, 07:50 PM

Originally Posted by zero_proto

dayummmmm.

I was with some friends for christmas. My Ex-girl opend her present from a friend, she also bought everybody lottery tickets. Well she scratches her ticket like everyone else. She taps me and leans over and says "Izzy, it says if i get three of the same amount...you win that amount....if so does it mean i win this?" So i look on the ticket and see three 10,000 dollar little things.....So i told her it looks real, i look it over real quick. I then proceed to get everybody quiet so that i can speak. The first thing i tell her is "Cris we have known each other for a long time and i have always been there for you." It is true. Well after that spill my buddy denise has a smirk on her face. The girl Andrea who gave the gift said read the back. So i did.............it was fake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!fffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uu

Yeah....

Also pretty funny. I gotta get some of those.

**GTP231** · 12-26-2008, 07:50 PM

**suede** · 12-26-2008, 07:52 PM

my uncle gave my mom some scratch tickets for x-mas last year and come to find out they are rigged, and you win the 100,000 prize on one of them..... my mom flipped it was epic, we got it on tape and everything, that was one of the best....

**zero_proto** · 12-26-2008, 08:19 PM

Originally Posted by TempleU_WS6

Also pretty funny. I gotta get some of those.

oh man, it sucked for me....i thought it was real....they played me....
I really thought my ex won that much, and well hell she owes me anyways....

I thought i was going to be takin a trip to italy or spain to hang with the fine ladies there and make babies

**TempleU_WS6** · 12-26-2008, 08:26 PM

Originally Posted by zero_proto

oh man, it sucked for me....i thought it was real....they played me....
I really thought my ex won that much, and well hell she owes me anyways....

I thought i was going to be takin a trip to italy or spain to hang with the fine ladies there and make babies

The best times of your life flashed through your life until it was crushed in an instant.

Sucks.

**zero_proto** · 12-26-2008, 08:42 PM

Originally Posted by TempleU_WS6

The best times of your life flashed through your life until it was crushed in an instant.

Sucks.

yeah dude, don't do it....you'll break someones heart. I was about to go into a drunken rage, luckily i had hot chocolate and sugar cookies

**suede** · 12-26-2008, 09:02 PM

I got Morgan pretty good this year too, she wanted a digital camera for xmas so i got one, but she also mentioned a coat. Well I picked out this ugly huge coat and got it too, then i put the camera in the inside pocket and wraped the package...... She opened it and looked at the coat like what the hell, i was just like "Nice huh?" she put it on and it drowned her and she was about to flat kick me in the balls, so i said well we can take it back, the reciept is in the upper pocket..... bam there was the camera... she was all happy after that but 3 seconds before had the look on her face like i am gonna cut your balls off...

**SouthernBornThriller** · 12-26-2008, 09:16 PM

I didn't punk anyone per say, but these were my gag gifts to a select few..

http://www.giantmicrobes.com/us/main/venereals/

**suede** · 12-26-2008, 09:47 PM

Originally Posted by SouthernBornThriller

I didn't punk anyone per say, but these were my gag gifts to a select few..

http://www.giantmicrobes.com/us/main/venereals/

Muahahahahahaha thats great... bookmarked for some HS friends.....

**JoshieDoom** · 12-26-2008, 11:20 PM

I punked my gf too. I didnt.. show up.. MUWHAHAHAH

**TempleU_WS6** · 12-26-2008, 11:30 PM

Screw you guys. I got punked by not having a GF to share this Christmas with. Oh well. I didnt have to spend any money on some bitch. So in a way. Jokes on you guys!