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06-16-2010, 08:11 AM #1
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New You might be a Redneck If...
You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to
be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God..'
You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing
the 10 Commandments posted in public places.
You might be a redneck if: You still say ' Christmas'
instead of 'Winter Festival.'
You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when
someone prays.
You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your
hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem
You might be a redneck if: You treat our armed forces
veterans with great respect, and always have.
You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an
American flag, nor intend to.
You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe
and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.
You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and
raised your kids to do the same.
You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to
a friend.
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06-16-2010, 08:29 AM #2
Apparently I'm a redneck.
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06-16-2010, 08:34 AM #3
I guess I am too. But, at least our President's no redneck
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06-16-2010, 08:34 AM #4
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Redneck????
I don't think so
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06-16-2010, 08:36 AM #5
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06-16-2010, 08:51 AM #6
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06-16-2010, 08:53 AM #7
However, on that same note, I do believe there is photographic evidence that proves Biden is a redneck... complete with jean shorts and a Trans Am
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06-16-2010, 08:57 AM #8
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06-16-2010, 09:01 AM #9
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This just goes to prove that even if you own a Trans Am you still can be an idiot and a Douche Bag
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06-16-2010, 11:33 AM #10
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06-16-2010, 01:24 PM #11
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06-16-2010, 03:30 PM #12
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i be redneck then
hey momma im gonna go get some squirrel for dinner tonight
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06-16-2010, 03:34 PM #13
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06-16-2010, 03:35 PM #14
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I am a redneck, I never once questioned it..
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06-16-2010, 03:40 PM #15
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