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03-08-2010, 12:56 PM #1
Damn cat won't let me take a shit!
everytime i go to bathroom to take a shit, this cat comes to bathroom door and starts meowing, scratching the damn door and won't stop until I get out. What do I do?
I tried doing the same thing to him, tried to bug him as he was dropping a deuce but asshole ran out of the liter box with a dingleberry and dropped it at the kitchen. I also tried having him as a company inside the bathroom while i am taking a shit, this time he couldnt stand being in here and wanted to get out..
I am so tempted to take a dump to his liter box to let him know what's up...
I am out of options. What do I do here? shoot him?Last edited by Musclefan21; 03-08-2010 at 12:59 PM.
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03-08-2010, 01:04 PM #2
shit with him in the room. make him smell your doodie. then maybe he'll stfu.
don't feel bad. the other nite my cat hit me in the eye when i had my eyes open...fuckin hurt.
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03-08-2010, 01:15 PM #3
My cat used to do shit like that every time I shut a door. Especially to my room. Her paw would come up from under the door so I would just play with her. That's all she wanted, was to play. So I'd grab her paw. Shed pull away then I'd grab of again. Then she look under the door.. So I'd stick my finger under the door and etc.... That's all she wanted. It was cute.
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03-08-2010, 01:23 PM #4
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03-08-2010, 01:32 PM #5
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03-08-2010, 02:21 PM #6
This thread is hilarious.
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03-08-2010, 02:28 PM #7
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Spray some water under the door when the cat does that. He will learn.
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03-08-2010, 02:29 PM #8
Wifes got a kitten and if you leave the bathroom door open he will unroll the whole thing of toilet paper, i used to think it was funny now it blows and he wont STOP.
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03-08-2010, 04:08 PM #9
Is this your cat?
http://www.youtube.com/v/w0ffwDYo00Q
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03-08-2010, 07:19 PM #10
Kill it.
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03-08-2010, 07:27 PM #11
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03-08-2010, 07:53 PM #12
1. go to taco bell
2. order a LOT of food, beans, lots of beans
3. wait
4. when you definitely have to go, get your cat to go with you
5.....
6. profit
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03-08-2010, 07:56 PM #13
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03-09-2010, 05:20 AM #14
thats a easy problem to take care off. alls u gots to do is when u go to drop a douce' put a mouse trap on ur side of the door for his head or paw. That way not only will it snap on his paw he wont be able to pull his paw out thus making him destined to smell ur dookie.
Or you could then mace him...or both...just sayin.Last edited by InEEdSPEED; 03-09-2010 at 06:59 AM.
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03-09-2010, 05:25 AM #15
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i dont' think animals respond to bad smells negatively like we do...
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03-09-2010, 05:41 AM #16
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03-09-2010, 06:19 AM #17
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03-09-2010, 10:32 AM #18
my 2 cats normally run in before i shut the door. usually at least one will jump on the sink and i'll turn the faucet on a little bit and she'll drink out of it. the other one just usually rolls around in front of me trying to persuade me to pet her.
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03-09-2010, 06:59 PM #19
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03-09-2010, 10:44 PM #20
When I was younger I used to throw, or should I say toss, our cat into our pond and think to myself, ain't nothin like some wet pussy.
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