joke thread.. NWS for words, filth, dirt, rude

[Sweet Chops]

Whats the deference between 1000 dead babys and a rake?

































I dont have a rake in my garage.

[02ragtop t/a]

Why does Stevie Wonder smile all the time ? He doesn;t know he's black
Did you ever see Ray Charles house ? neither has he
Why did the rubber cross the road ? Because he was pissed off
Hear about the new German microwave oven ? it seats 25

How do you spell POLISH (ethnic pronunciation) ?
How do you spell polish ( as in shoe ) ?
Guess there ain't much difference 'tween a Polack and a Shine !!

How do you stop a little black kid from jumpin on the bed ? put velcro on the ceiling
How do you babysit a little black kid ? Wet his lips and stick him to the wall
--- How do you get him off ? Slide him to a corner

[0rion]

The kid rape jokes are going a bit too far guys. Buncha fuckin sickos in here.

agreed