women...

[MagicMan]

discuss



yes, i've been drinking tonight

[Musclefan21]

half pound powerful meat.

[MagicMan]

half pound powerful meat.

i'd love to beat her w/my 1/2 pounder, but she's being a worthless cunt

[state69champ]

cook,clean,blowjob,sex,vw,cook,clean,blowjob,sex,v w,cook,clean,blowjob,sex,vw,cook,clean,blowjob,sex ,vw,cook,clean,blowjob,sex,vw.

[SeVeReDiStOrTiOn]

http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/

[blue02Z]

they get their eyes waxed, bikini area waxed, bellys, clits, nipples, and tongues pierced. pluck their eyebrows, etc...



and they dont take it in the ass cuz "it hurts"

[Musclefan21]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=women

[nhraformula]

women = worthless outside of a fuck here and there.

[The_Wretched]

are the reason why i do all i do. love me some women.

[86 IROC-Z]

I was drinking tonoight and the people I was with made me whatch the "hills". Girls are dumb as hell.

[Nitro_Junkie97]

they get their eyes waxed, bikini area waxed, bellys, clits, nipples, and tongues pierced. pluck their eyebrows, etc...



and they dont take it in the ass cuz "it hurts"

mine does every now and then

[SiggyZ]

Women are amazing and us men wouldn't know what to do with ourselves without them.

[ls1blackbeauty98]

women are stupid. period. and im one of them.

[86 IROC-Z]

women are stupid. period. and im one of them.

Ironically enough, one of the reasons why they suck.

[Neo]

Ironically enough, one of the reasons why they suck.

I was drinking tonoight and the people I was with made me whatch the "hills". Girls are dumb as hell.

Oh sweet jesus I hate that show! All those fuckin' MTV shows, so much melodrama and bullshit the show should actually last three and a half minutes, if that. And I'm including two solid minutes of titties.

[Musclefan21]

How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
Marry It !

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.

What are the three fastest means of communication?
1) Internet
2) Telephone
3) Telawoman

How do you piss off a female archaeologist??
Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it comes from.

How is a woman like a condom?
Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

What should you give a woman who has everything?
A man to show her how to work it.

Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist?
Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.

How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
Put a nipple on it.

Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
Because they don't have balls to scratch.

Why did God create woman ?
To carry semen from the bedroom to the toilet.

Why do women fake orgasms ?
Because they think men care.

What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, she's been told twice already.

If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong?
Made her chain too long

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me...'

How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.

Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told

I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.

Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.

Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.

Women will never be equal to men...until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

/THREAD

[Musclefan21]

Women are amazing and us men wouldn't know what to do with ourselves without them.

they couldnt do without men also.

even if they had EVERYTHING, they still need a man to show them how to work it!

[86 IROC-Z]

Oh sweet jesus I hate that show! All those fuckin' MTV shows, so much melodrama and bullshit the show should actually last three and a half minutes, if that. And I'm including two solid minutes of titties.

I don't really watch much MTV. I know about the hills though because my girlfriend is addicted to it, and disappears for an hour on monday nights. Unfortunately last night I was hanging out with more girls than guys, so of course that's what we HAD to watch I just sat there drinking my beer and thinking that the only good thing about the show is the hotness of the girl who is apparently the main character, even though you only see her half the time

How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
Marry It !

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.

What are the three fastest means of communication?
1) Internet
2) Telephone
3) Telawoman

How do you piss off a female archaeologist??
Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it comes from.

How is a woman like a condom?
Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

What should you give a woman who has everything?
A man to show her how to work it.

Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist?
Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.

How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
Put a nipple on it.

Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
Because they don't have balls to scratch.

Why did God create woman ?
To carry semen from the bedroom to the toilet.

Why do women fake orgasms ?
Because they think men care.

What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, she's been told twice already.

If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong?
Made her chain too long

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me...'

How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.

Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told

I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.

Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.

Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.

Women will never be equal to men...until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

/THREAD

Man I was rolling reading those... a lot of those I hadn't heard of before, good job

[TwinTA]

women aint nothing but meat on a bone, you can fuck it, you can suck, it you can leave it alone!!!!!!!!!

[Y2KArcticSS]

Women are amazing and us men wouldn't know what to do with ourselves without them.

True that. These other guys must have some bad luck, or we have some really good women (assuming, of course, you have an amazing woman, hence the reason for the post). My wife cooks, cleans, doesn't complain about all the money I spend on the Keemaro, doesn't spend a lot of money herself, has a job, and supports me in anything that I do (excluding other women ). I couldn't have asked for a better fish in the ocean.