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Thread: LS1 vs Pig women
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04-05-2008, 08:20 PM #1
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LS1 vs Pig women
I was driving my 87 formula, coming from the car wash. I gased it out and was rolling when I saw a girl riding my ass. A big girl with a twinkie in one hand and a cig in the other driving a Mustang. I got in the other lane and she blew by me. At the light she was pointing and laughing at me. When the light turned green she took off, I couldnt catch her. Well, 4 weeks later I got my 02 Formula. I did a few mods and ran into her at the carwash. I was on her ass leaving this time and rolled up beside her at the light. She didnt notice the diffrent car and started laughing and reving her engine. I let her roll out before I launched. I love the feeling of sinking back into the seat from raw power. Anyway I blew by pig women like she was sitting still. I am not trying to knock mustangs, I owned one. But most of the new stangs belong to old fat women.
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04-05-2008, 09:09 PM #2
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69 hugger orange- 98 z28
wow not sure where to begin on that one
nice kill maybe
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04-05-2008, 10:57 PM #3
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04-05-2008, 11:15 PM #4
You paint one helluva picture with that one! Nicely done
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04-06-2008, 08:12 AM #5
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Monterey Maroon Metalic- 2000 Z28
Now that you have an LS1 you won't have to face defeat by pig women no matter what they drive.
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04-06-2008, 09:37 AM #6
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04-06-2008, 09:15 PM #7
If it was Pig Woman, would it be a Barbeque instead of a kill?
Nice Kill/BBQ!
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04-06-2008, 09:27 PM #8
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04-07-2008, 03:54 AM #9
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Ok, I know she needed loving, but......... In my past, I have had to drink to the womens house because I knew I could not do anything sober. But that was before marriage in my 20's. I knew I was ready when I would say, "if she lost some weight she wouldnt be that bad".
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04-07-2008, 04:41 AM #10
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People think the new mustangs are so fast. i mean they do rock a lot during the launch and nosedive badly on braking but hell. They are a nice car.. just don't over rate them.. hell i wouldn't try to run a ferrari in my trans am.... yet
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04-07-2008, 06:24 AM #11
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^On that note, the GTs have a $hit ton of body roll in the twisties. Not to say my Z with factory suspension doesn't roll, but not nearly as bad as the Mustang!
Kill vs BBQ???
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04-07-2008, 06:40 AM #12
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Are U Selling The Formula
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04-07-2008, 06:45 AM #132002 SLP Camaro SS
Onyx Black
http://www.gmhightechperformance.com/features/0901gmhtp_2002_chevy_camaro_ss/index.html
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04-07-2008, 08:48 AM #14
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04-09-2008, 03:45 PM #15
Oh man, this makes me think about college. I went home with a few heavy ones after a hard night of drinking. Then me and my room mates would laugh about it for hours when I finally made it home the next day. They wern't much to look at but one thing I do remember were the above average BJ's.
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04-09-2008, 03:53 PM #16
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fat girls gotta make up for being fat by giving the best head man, it is a well known fact
haha, have em beggin for buttermilk
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04-10-2008, 09:59 AM #17
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04-10-2008, 10:01 AM #18
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04-10-2008, 10:57 AM #19
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Very original people lol
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04-10-2008, 06:41 PM #20
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