*** The December to Remember Santa's a Fatass TRAIN ***

[35th-ANV-SS]

no good deed goes unpunished.....now you know why I stopped doing shit for anyone. Fuck 'em.

This is the key to happiness.

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[Y2KArcticSS]

Happy December. Update on the life of Terry: Vegas was awesome, George Strait is still killing it, and my car is still in the shop. I'm about to sue the hell out of the dealership.....

Actually, they've let me drive around in a red 2017 with the 2.0 turbo for almost 2 straight weeks while they figure shit out. They also gave my wife and I a ride to the airport last week for our Vegas trip. My service manager thinks I'm the most patient person ever, and thanks me every time I come in for an update for not being an ass. I guess he gets tools like Andy's Z06 guy on the regular.

[SMWS6TA]

you guys are boring as hell

Not everyone can spend most of their day in the kitchen contemplating what muffins to make like you.....

[GTP231]

So here's a little venting...

As some of you know, I'm a service consultant at a Chevy dealer. About 2 1/2 months ago, a guy brought in his 08 Z06, stuck in 4th gear. Customer had some dude replace the clutch on the side so I'm assuming it's something with that. Took the trans apart, found about 3oz of fluid in it, input shaft was basically fused to output shaft because it overheated so bad. I've never seen this before in my 11 year career. Guy has an aftermarket warranty, I lie to them and they cover the trans overhaul. New input, bearings, synchros etc. Well, get the trans back together, and it's making a bad rattle noise when it heats up. Replace the torque tube bearings... noise still there. Take trans apart again, replace all the bearings... again... and oil pump/front cover. Noise still there. At this point, we have to replace the whole trans. Counter shaft and output shafts do not exist for this car anywhere. GM also does not have anymore transmissions for this car. So I talk the A/M warranty company into allowing us to use an RPM trans that the customer wants. Stage 7... nice ass trans. The customer is all pissy because he literally has to pay his $100 deductible and $125 extra for the performance trans. He calms down. Well the trans is chryo treated, so it takes 5 weeks to build. So I tell the guy I can't cover a rental car for the duration, the car is drivable, just noisy. He then posts on FB about how much of a hack our dealership is, and we can't fix shit, and blah blah blah... he's all Spartacus with his friends about suing us... like seriously. WTF. This has cost the dealership about 3 grand just to have this car here, his rental, and the parts/labor we ate to try to make it right. I literally want to tell this guy that we canceled the trans order and to find another shop to do his work. 2 face ass hat.

/rant

happy Monday motherfuckers.

I thought you were just another know nothing sales guy
There are aspects to dealer life I don't miss at all

[GTP231]

Not everyone can spend most of their day in the kitchen contemplating what muffins to make like you.....

[GTP231]

Why the hell not.

Hell can I get the front Trac bar covered on our 92 Cherokee?

[Y2KArcticSS]

Got some strange looks while taking this photo of a survey monument on The Strip.

[0rion]

maybe it was the gay ass shoes??

[0rion]

Not everyone can spend most of their day in the kitchen contemplating what muffins to make like you.....

yeah.....good one

Just another example of why you guys are so boring....you can't even come up with good put downs anymore. See my post above for an example of how it's done.

[konigandy6]

I thought you were just another know nothing sales guy
There are aspects to dealer life I don't miss at all

I tried the sales gig for a couple years... but it's a shit show. I'd rather be where I know shit.

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Hell can I get the front Trac bar covered on our 92 Cherokee?

Might as well... even though I don't even service Jeeps... fuck it. I'm like Oprah with warranty over here.

[0rion]

maybe while you're at it you can do a spark plug change for me and rotate tires using the same 400 ft/lb impact to install both the plugs and lug nuts......at least that's my experience with techs.

[konigandy6]

torque specs are simply suggestions for pussies

[35th-ANV-SS]

I use the German specs....gooud n tight.

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[0rion]

I use the German specs....gooud n tight.

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is that a reply to my post or are you talking about Andy?

[35th-ANV-SS]

Neither, hence why I didn't quote either. I thought reading comprehension was a requirement again in Ohio?

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[Y2KArcticSS]

maybe it was the gay ass shoes??

Hey, those gay ass shoes are troopers....and I got them for $15 2 years ago, so there's that.

Got my car back. They replaced No. 4 & 5 injectors, and all seems to be well.

[konigandy6]

Hey, those gay ass shoes are troopers....and I got them for $15 2 years ago, so there's that.

Got my car back. They replaced No. 4 & 5 injectors, and all seems to be well.

Good news!

To be honest... I'd have probably replaced all 8 of them since the car is so new, and the issue is intermittent. We are fortunate to be 4 miles from the GM Tech center, so all the brand quality managers are available to us, and usually tell us to over-repair so they can investigate the parts we pull off.

[GTP231]

I tried the sales gig for a couple years... but it's a shit show. I'd rather be where I know shit.

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Might as well... even though I don't even service Jeeps... fuck it. I'm like Oprah with warranty over here.

Sweet. Good bye death wobble

[GTP231]

torque specs are simply suggestions for pussies

[0rion]

Hey, those gay ass shoes are troopers....and I got them for $15 2 years ago, so there's that.

Got my car back. They replaced No. 4 & 5 injectors, and all seems to be well.

at least I didn't mention the yoga pants