Akward moment of the year.

[SouthernBornThriller]

So I got a hotel room for the weekend until my flight leaves for home. Checkout was at noon. About 11:30 I pack my shit and realize that breakfast needs to be dropped off before I leave. So I head into the bathroom.

As I'm in the middle of firing out this enormous, horrid smelling poop...the door opens. It was the cleaning lady. Apparently in the midst of this uber shit I had failed to hear the customary *knock knock knock* "Housekeeping!" and she had entered thinking I was gone.

Now her face turns into some wierd combination of horror, embarrassment, and disgust and she runs out screaming apologies in Spanish. Now the thing that makes this moment so memorable is the fact that she was HOT! I'm talking perfection in a housekeeper uniform. I have never encountered an attractive cleaning lady before. I thought they only existed in porn and My Name Is Earl. So...I chased her down and attempted to ask her out.

She ran in an empty room and locked the door. (without me).

I failed...but still can't help but at the whole situation.

[bigrondownhiller]

Makes for a great story. I was thinking of my name is earl just like you. Being a cleaning lady she has probably seen and smelled some crazy stuff.

[chuckie669]

[Getzen_Guy]

running down the hall pants around his ankles "wait! what are you doing tonight!"

[suede]

running down the hall pants around his ankles "wait! what are you doing tonight!"

[02transamce]

running down the hall pants around his ankles "wait! what are you doing tonight!"

with said "horrid smell" drifting into the hallway.

[fbod91]

running down the hall pants around his ankles "wait! what are you doing tonight!"

oh my god i can se that happening! hahahah :ROFL:

[35th-ANV-SS]

Haha. That's some funny shit, literally!