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    I am the new guy and i even think this thread is gay.

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    Too bad Spaz isn't here. He could have turned this into an e-Spazapalooza.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brian H Drifer View Post
    I am the new guy and i even think this thread is gay.
    Your just saying that because you are new and you don't want to draw attention to yourself

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    Quote Originally Posted by cammed goat View Post
    Too bad Spaz isn't here. He could have turned this into an e-Spazapalooza.
    I wish he had posted in it more,Hopefully it will still be here long enough for him to get it going good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cuervo25_1 View Post
    Your just saying that because you are new and you don't want to draw attention to yourself
    that and i don't know anybody to bash. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by cuervo25_1 View Post
    I wish he had posted in it more,Hopefully it will still be here long enough for him to get it going good.
    Just noticed...where da hell is Carpy?

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    Quote Originally Posted by cammed goat View Post
    Just noticed...where da hell is Carpy?
    He is over at Derek's house crying over their spilled milk tonight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Y2KPewterSS View Post
    He is over at Derek's house crying over their spilled milk tonight.
    Ouch!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by cammed goat View Post
    Ouch!!!
    Derek: "I can't believe they won't let me come back, I have swallowed so many times my food always tastes creamy anymore"

    Carpy: "I can't post in a thread anymore, cuz Orion will ban me from the thread, big meanyhead"

    Derek: "I can't find a bra big enough to keep my breasts from sagging over my gut"


    Carpy: "You want me to spoon you tonight"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Y2KPewterSS View Post
    Derek: "I can't believe they won't let me come back, I have swallowed so many times my food always tastes creamy anymore"

    Carpy: "I can't post in a thread anymore, cuz Orion will ban me from the thread, big meanyhead"

    Derek: "I can't find a bra big enough to keep my breasts from sagging over my gut"


    Carpy: "You want me to spoon you tonight"

    AWWWWWWW MAN...PRESTON!!!

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    I've never even met Derek

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    Subscribed.....

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    i'd also be in charge of destroying fag bands like the white stripes... also people who chew with thier mouth open would be heavily fined...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spaz View Post
    i'd also be in charge of destroying fag bands like the white stripes... also people who chew with thier mouth open would be heavily fined...
    How in the hell are you going to do that while your chained up in a straight jacket? However being the good Pres that I would be i will visit and notate anything you would like to have done and do it...to an extent . I will also send women to you so you can pee in their butts and have sexual favors performed on you along with an alcohol drip placed.


    For the sake of Orions son I will also ban all buttermilk and hiding toys and making the kids think they were stolen.


    speaking of Orion you will have a pm in a few seconds

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    Quote Originally Posted by cuervo25_1 View Post
    How in the hell are you going to do that while your chained up in a straight jacket? However being the good Pres that I would be i will visit and notate anything you would like to have done and do it...to an extent . I will also send women to you so you can pee in their butts and have sexual favors performed on you along with an alcohol drip placed.


    For the sake of Orions son I will also ban all buttermilk and hiding toys and making the kids think they were stolen.


    speaking of Orion you will have a pm in a few seconds
    no..... I will not send you nekkid pictures of myself.

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    Spaz and I die in a horrible car accident, and go to hell. At the gates Satan said "OK if both of you go back and screw the nastiest woman you ever seen and bring her back you can get out of hell and live your life completely until you die of natural causes. So we immediatly jump on the deal. Spaz gets ahold of Rosie ODonnel and screws the hell out of her. While he is doing that I am banging nancy pelosi. well when we are finished we are poofed back to hell with the women. Satan looks at us and quickly turns his head and pukes. Wow guys that is about the nastiest woman I ever seen a deal is a deal you are free to go.

    before we could be poofed out Orion,Sarge,GTP,Tep,Jewel and Toityme was poofed in. Spaz and I look at them,look at each other and immediatly started yelling at Satan for being unfare and generally showing our asses.. Satan silenced us long enough to say" guys it isn't what you think,these lovely ladies wanted out too!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 0rion View Post
    no..... I will not send you nekkid pictures of myself.
    THANK GOD!!!! how about a regular pic then....I need to work on photoshop

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    somebody bash me. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by cuervo25_1 View Post
    Spaz and I die in a horrible car accident, and go to hell. At the gates Satan said "OK if both of you go back and screw the nastiest woman you ever seen and bring her back you can get out of hell and live your life completely until you die of natural causes. So we immediatly jump on the deal. Spaz gets ahold of Rosie ODonnel and screws the hell out of her. While he is doing that I am banging nancy pelosi. well when we are finished we are poofed back to hell with the women. Satan looks at us and quickly turns his head and pukes. Wow guys that is about the nastiest woman I ever seen a deal is a deal you are free to go.

    before we could be poofed out Orion,Sarge,GTP,Tep,Jewel and Toityme was poofed in. Spaz and I look at them,look at each other and immediatly started yelling at Satan for being unfare and generally showing our asses.. Satan silenced us long enough to say" guys it isn't what you think,these lovely ladies wanted out too!!!


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