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04-08-2006, 01:36 PM #1
Ghetto Spelling Bee!
Ghetto Spelling Bee
Leroy is a 20 year- old 5th grader from Detroit.
This is Leroy's homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.
1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, a nd the ho tel everybody.
2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good.
3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, somebody get that catacomb.
4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.
5. Rectum - I had two Cadillacs, but my bitch rectum both.
6. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.
7. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis.
8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "man, it look fake." He say, "Bullshit, that watch israel."
9. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment undermine.
10. Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to the poolhall.
11. Iraq - When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my uncle iraq, you break.
12. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan on stain for dinner?"
13. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" she say "fortify."
14. Income - I just got in bed wif da ho and income my wife.
Furthering your education with Today's Ebonic word:
Today's word is :"OMELETTE" Let us use it in a sentence.
"I should pop yo ass fo what you jus did, but omelette dis one slide."Last edited by Trouble maker; 04-08-2006 at 01:51 PM.
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04-08-2006, 03:45 PM #2
Doesn't anyone think these are funny besides me?
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04-08-2006, 05:27 PM #3
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I could see someone with a jamaican accent speaking those lines.
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04-08-2006, 05:29 PM #4
Ebonics??????????
What is next........Blackk math called "Niggenometry"?????????????
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04-08-2006, 05:39 PM #5
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Originally Posted by Trouble maker
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04-08-2006, 06:31 PM #6
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Originally Posted by foshizl
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04-09-2006, 10:00 AM #9
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I actually remember this line from a Little Rascals episode from years ago:
The teacher Miss Crabtree "axed" Stymie to use the word "isthmus" in a sentence.
Stymie: "Isthmus be my lucky day!"
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04-09-2006, 03:34 PM #10Originally Posted by norm43a
Let me guess its only funny when dave chapelle says it Guess we need a picture of a black guy or mexican saying these jokes before some people decide if they are funny or not.
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04-09-2006, 04:31 PM #11Originally Posted by norm43a
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04-09-2006, 04:33 PM #12Originally Posted by Bigrus
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04-09-2006, 04:34 PM #13Originally Posted by Motrv8d Steve
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04-09-2006, 06:50 PM #14
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Ahh, poking fun at minorities. Does it ever get old?!
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04-09-2006, 08:06 PM #15Originally Posted by Moyso
Only when an australian is telling the jokes
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Originally Posted by Trouble maker
Racism: the prejudice that members of one race are intrinsically superior to members of other races.
By passing along this little tidbit you have put yourself above another race of people because of the way they speak.
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Originally Posted by norm43a
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04-10-2006, 08:36 AM #18Originally Posted by norm43a
There is always more PC places you can go than a internet forum. Enjoy your golden years marching with the illegals, or feel sweet release building homes for the poor minorities. It is sad when no one can laugh at a joke anymore about ANYTHING in fear of a guy like you policing it and finding a problem with it.
I mean if it was a cracker joke, or how many arabs does it take you would be spiting your heart meds across the room. By coming in here judging someone for a harmless joke black people started WITH thier own ebonics you appear to be looking for racist shit.Last edited by Bigrus; 04-10-2006 at 09:09 AM.
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04-10-2006, 11:45 AM #19Originally Posted by norm43a
If you want me to list a few "Racist things"that can be viewed as such...How about...Miss Black America.....The United Negro college fund.......the million man black march.....should I go on?God forbid if someone other than this race said something!!(now that would be racist)..If I today started a "million man white march,or united caucasion college fund,or a Miss White america beauty contest,you can be assured that I would have The Reverand Jesse Jackson or Reverand Sharples knocking on my door!My two good "Black" friends are viewing this as I post...and they are cracking up...I don't hear them saying......"racist" It is considered good ole'constructive critisism!! P.S.I am sorry if that post offended you!!
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04-10-2006, 11:48 AM #20Originally Posted by Bigrus
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