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12-12-2009, 08:26 AM #1
Is this cheating?
so after not getting enough for so long and harsh fights over it, when nothing changed, i decided to still stay faithful to her and bought me a fleshlight (toy for men). Since my gfriend has a really hot sister and her name is Jenn, i named my fleshlight Jenn and wrote on it with a permanent marker and tried to draw two blue eyes so i would imagine her looking at me while we are doing it.
so i was fucking Jenn last night and my gfriend calls and says get out and help her with the groceries. so i go at it faster and finish inside Jenn real quick but didn't have time to clean it and forgot it on top of the counter. (told myself that as soon as i get back in, i will take care of it)
So, i got the heavy stuff and she went in first to open the doors and shit for me. I walk in and drop the last groceries and looked for Jenn but she was nowhere to be found, went to the bedroom and she was looking at me with "i will kill you" eyes and Jenn was on her hand. I asked her to give me Jenn back but she wouldn't. She got a knife, stabbed and ripped Jenny apart and threw her in the garbage. And accused me of cheating on her. I tried to tell her that the fleshlight came from the factory with Jenn and those eyes drawn on it and that i tried so hard to find Ashley (her name) but they were on back orders with Ashleys so i got Jenn. And Jenns were cheaper since they werent selling them as much as other names. She didn't buy it
I mean i wanted to stay faithful and didn't mess with any other girl but at the end i was labeled as a cheater
so did I cheat on her?
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12-12-2009, 08:29 AM #2
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12-12-2009, 08:30 AM #3
Why Jen, was Rosie getting old?
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12-12-2009, 08:32 AM #4
sometimes some things do not need to be shared .............................
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12-12-2009, 08:58 AM #5
hahahhaahahhaahaha holy shit.
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12-12-2009, 09:14 AM #6
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you didnt physically touch another HUMAN GIRL, so no its not cheating.
it should be a wake up call to your woman!!!
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12-12-2009, 09:51 AM #7
Good luck lol... either they want it or they dont, I had girls it was at least 1-2 times daily, last one I was lucky to get it weekly, she got the boot.
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12-12-2009, 10:29 AM #8
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12-12-2009, 10:47 AM #9
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its not cheating till she finds out
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12-12-2009, 10:49 AM #10
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this one has more texture
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12-12-2009, 10:51 AM #11
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OP, ask gf if she has a vibrator. If yes, then she can call herself a cheater too. This thread reminds me of all the women who told me they enjoy being single and then I tell them there is nothing here for me in NJ to date/marry and the same women who brag about being single start whining about me "hitting below the belt" or taking "cheap shots" at them. I tell them "insult my intelligence and I return fire without remorse." Such is life.
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12-12-2009, 10:53 AM #12
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12-12-2009, 10:58 AM #13
oh man
It is definitely not cheating, but you know she was mad because you were fantasizing about another woman.
Your biggest mistake was trying to explain yourself.
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12-12-2009, 11:03 AM #14
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12-12-2009, 11:16 AM #15
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WOW. I thought this thread was gonna go something like... "I was drunk and my buddy said I kissed another girl." What happened to good old Palmela Handerson? Oh, and it seems your gf has some personal issues she has to work with. Maybe you can use some chloroform to help yourself and still not cheat?
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12-12-2009, 11:35 AM #16
I think we need to see pictures of ur Gf's tits as well as her sisters tits in order to make a ruling here...
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12-12-2009, 11:42 AM #17
she's probably mad you wanna fuck her sis
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12-12-2009, 12:09 PM #18
lol WTF. Be a man and if your not satisified boot her ass and move on. Be like a tiger and go get some meat.
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12-12-2009, 12:21 PM #19
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12-12-2009, 12:24 PM #20
Look, you've already been accused of cheating. Double Jeopardy applies. Go find a chick to fuck.
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