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10-05-2006, 08:20 AM #1
Things not to tell your girlfriend/wife
Join in and list some things you shouldn't tell your girlfriend or wife, in rare lucky instances both... I'll get the ball rolling
Come on, who's gonna find out?
Well, your sister likes it like that.
Wow look at the ass on her!
Now why cant your boobs be that big?
I think the condom broke 10 minutes ago.
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10-05-2006, 08:22 AM #2
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414 RWHP 395 RWTQ- 00 Black Ram Air Trans Am
"Honey I still can't believe how tight your moms twat is."
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10-05-2006, 08:24 AM #3
no honey the jeans don't make you look fat, you are fat.
so I was balls deep in this girl the other night...
rubbing your breasts will make them bigger. here let me show you...
just lay still...hahaha
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10-05-2006, 09:02 AM #4
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10-05-2006, 09:12 AM #5
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414 RWHP 395 RWTQ- 00 Black Ram Air Trans Am
"Because your ass is 10 times tighter"
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10-05-2006, 09:12 AM #6
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Black on Black- 2001 Camaro SS
Never call her by an ex G/F name.
When she ask " Where have you been?" Never respond with " Just be glad I came home."
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10-05-2006, 09:13 AM #7
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"no thanks, I already had the fish for dinner tonight"
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10-05-2006, 09:14 AM #8
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414 RWHP 395 RWTQ- 00 Black Ram Air Trans Am
"I think I just wet-farted, can you smell check for me?"
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10-05-2006, 09:15 AM #9
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10-05-2006, 09:16 AM #10
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10-05-2006, 09:16 AM #11
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414 RWHP 395 RWTQ- 00 Black Ram Air Trans Am
"Is it alright if Next Door Nicki comes over for dinner?"
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10-05-2006, 09:17 AM #12
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10-05-2006, 09:18 AM #13
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10-05-2006, 09:18 AM #14
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414 RWHP 395 RWTQ- 00 Black Ram Air Trans Am
"But the guys on LS1.com said the $10,000 spent on a Procharger and supportings mod was $$$ well spent"
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10-05-2006, 09:19 AM #15
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10-05-2006, 09:19 AM #16
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414 RWHP 395 RWTQ- 00 Black Ram Air Trans Am
"Honey, I invited Modulistic over to talk some politics tonight"
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10-05-2006, 09:22 AM #17
If she says
"Are you in yet"
You say
" Hell Even a 727 looks small going into the Grand Canyon"
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10-05-2006, 09:23 AM #18
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414 RWHP 395 RWTQ- 00 Black Ram Air Trans Am
"Honey, I just bought a Mercury Marauder with a 2003 Cobra motor in it from a cop in Oklahama"
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10-05-2006, 09:25 AM #19
"but, Lawdog said it was legal "
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10-05-2006, 09:26 AM #20
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Black on Black- 2001 Camaro SS
Don't tell her she has Bootydoo! When she ask what Bootydoo is, you respond with " Your tummy stick out further than your booty do.
Don't tell her she has a Butter face! Everything looks good but her face!
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