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02-23-2008, 08:50 PM #1
9 Words Women Use
Got this in an email from a friend of mine and thought maybe someone would get a laugh out of it...
9 Words Women Use
1. Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4. Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5. Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6. That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.
8 . Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!
9. Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.
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02-23-2008, 08:52 PM #2
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02-23-2008, 09:21 PM #3
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More bs you give us. How about be an adult for a change & talk about whatever is bothering you? Jackasses.
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02-23-2008, 09:36 PM #4
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02-24-2008, 06:17 AM #7
Here's one for you TSS: I do = I don't do that no-more.
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02-24-2008, 06:20 AM #8
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02-24-2008, 06:22 AM #9
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02-24-2008, 06:33 AM #10
I hate hearing #8
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02-24-2008, 07:20 AM #11
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02-24-2008, 08:22 AM #12
That's 17 words.
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02-24-2008, 08:26 AM #13
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02-24-2008, 08:29 AM #14
Well actually it depends on how you look at it. "Loud sigh" wouldn't be 2 words. But the sentence says it is A word so if you agree with that than it is 18 words. But if you agree that a sigh is just noise than it is 17 words. But anyone who has had a girlfriend or wife knows that a sigh, especially loud could actually be a whole freakin paragraph.
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02-24-2008, 08:31 AM #15
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02-24-2008, 08:31 AM #16
I don't care about whatever mind games my girlfriend tries to play with me. I take everything for what it means. If she says she "doesn't care", then I don't give a shit regardless of what she actually thinks. Sure she gets pissed off, but it makes my life easier. Maybe someday she'll get a clue.
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02-24-2008, 08:32 AM #17
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