*** TAP's TRAIN!!! All Aboard!!! ***

[astyles]

sup DJ....

[transamprincess98]

It's almost time to go home

[third_shift|studios]

It's almost time to kill myself

you tube....

[transamprincess98]

you tube....

I have a shoe string I think is short enough for you to hang yourself with

[transamprincess98]

Now if we can just convince some other members that suicide is cool

[Spaz]

you tube....

\

duder... go fix your picture in the audi thread...

[transamprincess98]

\

duder... go fix your picture in the audi thread...

He needs a ladder to do that

[Spaz]

He needs a ladder to do that

that is what the "\" is for...

[third_shift|studios]

\

duder... go fix your picture in the audi thread...

too close to 5 to care.

[third_shift|studios]

He needs a ladder to do that

that is what the "\" is for...

FUCK YOU SHIT HEAD MOUTH WATER!

[third_shift|studios]

Tap, how often do you get a car in and the customer expects it done tomorrow?

[Spaz]

FUCK YOU SHIT HEAD MOUTH WATER!

[LS1FirehawkWS6]

Evenin' folks... got an email tonight that I thought I'd share with you. Might be a re-post, I found it entertaining. So for whoever works in customer service, I feel your pain.

This has to be one of the funniest things in a long time. I think this guy should have been
promoted, not fired. This is a true story from the WordPerfect Helpline, which was transcribed from a recording monitoring the customer care department. Needless to say the Help Desk employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the WordPerfect organization for 'Termination without Cause.'

Actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee. (Now I know why they record these conversations!):

Operator: 'Ridge Hall, computer assistance; may I help you?'
Caller: 'Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect.'
Operator: 'What sort of trouble??'
Caller: 'Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words
went away.'
Operator: 'Went away?'
Caller: 'They disappeared'
Operator: 'Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?'
Caller: 'Nothing.'
Operator: 'Nothing??'
Caller: 'It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type.'
Operator: 'Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?'
Caller: 'How do I tell?'
Operator: 'Can you see the 'C: prompt' on the screen?'
Caller: 'What's a sea-prompt?'
Operator: 'Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?'
Caller: 'There isn't any cursor; I told you, it won't accept anything I
type.'
Operator: 'Does your monitor have a power indicator??'
Caller: 'What's a monitor?'
Operator: 'It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV.
Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?'
Caller: 'I don't know.'
Operator: 'Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where
the power cord goes into it. Can you see that??'
Caller: 'Yes, I think so.'
Operator: 'Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's
plugged into the wall.
Caller: 'Yes, it is.'
Operator: 'When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that
there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just
one? '
Caller: 'No.'
Operator: 'Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and
find the other cable.'
Caller: 'Okay, here it is.'
Operator: 'Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into
the back of your computer.'
Caller: 'I can't reach.'
Operator: 'OK. Well, can you see if it is?'
Caller: 'No.'
Operator: 'Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean
way over?'
Caller: 'Well, it's not because I don't have the right angle -- it's
because it's dark.'
Operator: 'Dark?'
Caller: 'Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is
coming in from the window.'
Operator: 'Well, turn on the office light then.'
Caller: 'I can't.'
Operator: 'No? Why not?'
Caller: 'Because there's a power failure.'
Operator: 'A power .... A power failure? Aha. Okay, we've got it
licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and
packing stuff that your computer came in?'
Caller: 'Well, yes, I keep them in the closet.'
Operator: 'Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it
up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to
the store you bought it from.'
Caller: 'Really? Is it that bad?'
Operator: 'Yes, I'm afraid it is.'
Caller: 'Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?'
Operator: 'Tell them you're too damned stupid to own a computer!'

[Firebug]

[grouch0jr]

Christmas in July!!!!!

[LS1FirehawkWS6]

Christmas in July!!!!!

I love hookers

[grouch0jr]

I love hookers

me too, but i usually prefer the 5 dollar hand jobs.

[LS1FirehawkWS6]

me too, but i usually prefer the 5 dollar hand jobs.

fantastic sir, fantastic. How's it goin?

[grouch0jr]

actually, pretty freaking good for a monday, haha. how about yourself?

[LS1FirehawkWS6]

actually, pretty freaking good for a monday, haha. how about yourself?

very well. I slept with 2 chicks simultaneously this weekend. Now before I get a million requests for pics and explinations, let me handle both those items in my next post.