I did something very very bad

[RealLiveMD]

First off, stop listening to all the comments of every Tom Dick and Harry on the internet. While the chances are slim, she could be pregnant. Even some preejaculation has been shown to contain sperm. Usually it takes a woman with a regular cycle about 14 days after period starts to be within the fertile range. However, even this can vary especially with her cycles being irregular. Wait at least 3 weeks after the episode, test her, and pray for good results. Then, try not to forget this experience and use protection. Babies aren't the worse thing that could happen.

[86 IROC-Z]

ok she is pregnant WTF do I do. How do we get rid of it

There are many cheap options:

Falcon punch, coat hanger, industrial vacuum cleaner, flight of stairs, etc etc.

[eddielb]

i agree
an abortion is not to be used as a form of birth control, if thats the road you both decide to take then that is fine, but that doesnt just get you off the hook. there are serious emotional side effects with an abortion to the girl, but hey you're the guy who cares right? no worries for you, she gets completely embarassed going to a place like that, goes through all that... and ure off the hook. i hate men officially..


do me a favor kid, stop being another asshole guy and stop having unprotected sex, and note to your girl: stop letting this guy touch u without a condom because ure the one thats gonna go through the shit.

u cant officially hate guys not all of them will do the abortion ! If i got my current girlfriend pregnant, I would step up and marry her, but like I said before I wouldnt have sex with anyone I wouldnt marry.

[Spaz]

where is jersey!?! isnt she a science major!? she would know this shit

[eddielb]

There are many cheap options:

Falcon punch, coat hanger, industrial vacuum cleaner, flight of stairs, etc etc.

LOL ! Falcon Punch

[Zboner]

baseball bat

[86 IROC-Z]

i agree
an abortion is not to be used as a form of birth control, if thats the road you both decide to take then that is fine, but that doesnt just get you off the hook. there are serious emotional side effects with an abortion to the girl, but hey you're the guy who cares right? no worries for you, she gets completely embarassed going to a place like that, goes through all that... and ure off the hook. i hate men officially..


do me a favor kid, stop being another asshole guy and stop having unprotected sex, and note to your girl: stop letting this guy touch u without a condom because ure the one thats gonna go through the shit.

Hey, I'm not an asshole, I would ask politely for an abortion. If she says no, that's no big deal, because I have this guy on speed dial:

[fccs]

He still got owned..

[ls1blackbeauty98]

i dont mean to say all guys are assholes, i just havent found one that isnt yet.. so exscuse me for being jaded yall

[blackSS01]

Really hard not to find assholes. One reason is all the nice guys are converted to being assholes because "nice guys finish last" that is the single best and most accurate quote ever in the human race.

[Hi-Po]

I cant believe I missed this thread. Funny as hell.

Morning after pill is fucking awesome. You can nut the gut so many times in one night and then go buy this cool thing that kills your man swimmers and to top it off, it makes your girl a complete bitch. That part sucks, but its worth it. Dont be a dumbass dude, I was wrappin it up at 16, you should know better.

[Mr. Luos]

yea next time pull out thats the most effictive way to prevent a pregency, screw rain coats.

He would have had to actually gotten it inserted to pull out.
Technically.

[0rion]

i agree
an abortion is not to be used as a form of birth control, if thats the road you both decide to take then that is fine, but that doesnt just get you off the hook. there are serious emotional side effects with an abortion to the girl, but hey you're the guy who cares right? no worries for you, she gets completely embarassed going to a place like that, goes through all that... and ure off the hook. i hate men officially..


do me a favor kid, stop being another asshole guy and stop having unprotected sex, and note to your girl: stop letting this guy touch u without a condom because ure the one thats gonna go through the shit.

on the flip side of that coin isn't is possible that this guy is a good kid that got lured into fornication by her advances.........and hand jobs?

[Orcus79]

So much misinformation its not even funny. I didn't read the entire thread cause I don't need to lower my IQ any further. First off you don't need to insert to get a Girl pregnant. Yes the odd may be less but if there is sperm there is chance and it only takes one.

Also the with drawl method is not the most reliable, Pre does contain a small amount of sperm and for those that don't like condoms stop making excuses. Own up and grow up. It doesn't make you any less if you use one.

Chances are good that she is not pregnant so don;t worry too much, You learned the lesson now put that to good use.

If you want real information and not locker room BS go talk to a Doctor or read up on it at the library. There are resources out there use them, not your friends.

[Spaz]

i dont mean to say all guys are assholes, i just havent found one that isnt yet.. so exscuse me for being jaded yall

you haven't "dated" one who isn't... not "found"...

[blackSS01]

you haven't "dated" one who isn't... not "found"...

[CaptainCaveMan]

There are many cheap options:

Falcon punch, coat hanger, industrial vacuum cleaner, flight of stairs, etc etc.

Old school gear shift

[02blackbirdws6]

learn to live with your mistakes, man up, you knew the risk of putting it anywhere near there, i have no sympathy for you

[CaptainCaveMan]

Wow what happened to sex ed in school?

THIS is why you should cringe when a politician says the term "abstinence only education". They don't talk about what you are suppose to do in the real world.

[jrc1122]

THIS is why you should cringe when a politician says the term "abstinence only education". They don't talk about what you are suppose to do in the real world.

Leave it to you to bring politics into a teenager being a moron.

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