Text a girl and ask if "you can tap that"

[cuervo25_1]

Ok this is horrible

me: so when you gonna let me tap that
her: wait! what? Your married!
me: yea she told me to ask someone else
her: well how long have we known each other
me: 16 years
her: out of those 16 years why did you never ask
me: because either you was single and i was dating or vice versa
her: how many time have you seen me in my underwear or naked
me:lots and lots
her: well remember those times and go to the shower and jerk it
me: damnit thats what the wife said the other day
her: well think of us both while your doing it
me: your not helping, your evil
her: I know but you still love me
me: damnit, yea
her: BTW stevie(her BF) is on the pbnation site, he already tried it on me
me: SUMBITCH

[LSCyaL8R]

i think the girls i know would come kick my ass for trying stuff like this..... i'm sure there must be someone.... hmmmm

[cammed goat]

lol not quite

me: so whe.......
her: ask someone else your still sick
me: but you lust the ferret(the pet name she came up with for the rod)
her: yes but i don't lust getting sick
me: face down ass up thats.....
her: stop,no, not saying it again.
me: so when you gonna let me tap that
her: I said no
me: you lied you said you wasn't going to say no again
her: get out of here
me: ~sigh~

DAYUM!!! Cut ya off at "whe..."

[cuervo25_1]

DAYUM!!! Cut ya off at "whe..."

ffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uu

[cammed goat]

ffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uu

[Sweet Chops]

me: hey babe when you gonna let me tap that
Wife: i do not think you want to do that
me: i bet i do
wife: no you do not, shes flowin' pretty good today
me: ewwww ( i walked out of the room.)

[cammed goat]

me: hey babe when you gonna let me tap that
Wife: i do not think you want to do that
me: i bet i do
wife: no you do not, shes flowin' pretty good today
me: ewwww ( i walked out of the room.)

Ah...the Crimson Flow time eh?

[neverenuff]

me: hey babe when you gonna let me tap that
Wife: i do not think you want to do that
me: i bet i do
wife: no you do not, shes flowin' pretty good today
me: ewwww ( i walked out of the room.)

:lmfao:

[cuervo25_1]

I call it the crimson tide, the wife named it emily. well she can't use that excuse cause she rarely gets them due to her being on the depo shot.

[cammed goat]

I wonder what the result would have been if LS1Camino tried that with his fianccee at Spazapalloza. They are too cute.

[neverenuff]

I call it the crimson tide, the wife named it emily. well she can't use that excuse cause she rarely gets them due to her being on the depo shot.

AHHHH yes i remeber when my wife was on that. they where the good old days

[cammed goat]

i call it the crimson tide, the wife named it emily. Well she can't use that excuse cause she rarely gets them due to her being on the depo shot.

=fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[Smkn_TA]

Me: hey, when you going to let me tap that?
Her: excuse me? who is this?
Me: Alex...
Her: Who gave you my number?
Me: You're not answering the question...

Never got a reply back after that...probably ruined any shot I had with her, but doesn't sound like I had much to start with lol.

[Silver Streak]

Me: hey, when you going to let me tap that?
Her: excuse me? who is this?
Me: Alex...
Her: Who gave you my number?
Me: You're not answering the question...

Never got a reply back after that...probably ruined any shot I had with her, but doesn't sound like I had much to start with lol.

Yeah, prob not when she didn't even know how you were... and didn't seem too happy about you knowing her number..

[cuervo25_1]

=fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

you see the one i sent to my friend that i have a pic of on my toolbox lol that was really an epic fail

[cammed goat]

you see the one i sent to my friend that i have a pic of on my toolbox lol that was really an epic fail

I had a feeling that was her. She's probably sayin :WTF: right now.

And...yes...EPIC FAIL.

[cuervo25_1]

I had a feeling that was her. She's probably sayin :WTF: right now.

And...yes...EPIC FAIL.

No not WTF, but she is laughing at me hard. but dang she is the best female friend a guy could have without tapping her

[cammed goat]

No not WTF, but she is laughing at me hard. but dang she is the best female friend a guy could have without tapping her

Mewonders if her bf has tried this yet?

[cuervo25_1]

yea,and failed

[ls1camino]

I wonder what the result would have been if LS1Camino tried that with his fianccee at Spazapalloza. They are too cute.

I did...twice