Valentines Day

**GTP231** · 02-03-2009, 08:00 PM

Originally Posted by banditgirl78

To me, it is the thought that counts not how much money gets spent. I don't need flowers and fancy gifts to know I am loved.

Got a sister?

**Boomer Sooner** · 02-03-2009, 08:02 PM

Originally Posted by GTP231

Got a sister?

Thats like your favorite catch phrase, eh?

**GTP231** · 02-03-2009, 08:05 PM

Originally Posted by Boomer Sooner

Thats like your favorite catch phrase, eh?

Nah I really prefer Can I donkey punch your mom

**Boomer Sooner** · 02-03-2009, 08:06 PM

Originally Posted by GTP231

Nah I really prefer Can I donkey punch your mom

Weird. I've never seen in your post where you've said that.

**GTP231** · 02-03-2009, 08:19 PM

I'm very sneaky

**Boomer Sooner** · 02-03-2009, 08:27 PM

Originally Posted by GTP231

I'm very sneaky

Kind of like herpes?

**GTP231** · 02-03-2009, 08:29 PM

Nah the clap

**Boomer Sooner** · 02-03-2009, 08:33 PM

Originally Posted by GTP231

Nah the clap

**GTP231** · 02-03-2009, 08:41 PM

Best V Day thread eva!!!!!!!!!!

Hmmmm its initials are V D coincidence I think not

**Boomer Sooner** · 02-03-2009, 09:07 PM

Originally Posted by GTP231

Best V Day thread eva!!!!!!!!!!

Hmmmm its initials are V D coincidence I think not

**GTP231** · 02-03-2009, 09:09 PM

Originally Posted by Boomer Sooner

Dammit

**Spikito** · 02-03-2009, 09:32 PM

This will be the first year Ive dated a girl on valentines day, she said not to get her anything, and she was serious. but ive got a small thing or two in mind

**95camaroZNC** · 02-03-2009, 11:19 PM

Originally Posted by Spikito

This will be the first year Ive dated a girl on valentines day, she said not to get her anything, and she was serious. but ive got a small thing or two in mind

Yeah i got that for Christmas one year, if anyone actually listens and does it they are retarded.

**Anthracis** · 02-04-2009, 12:28 AM

Take her out to a nice place for dinner. Have an intelligent conversation. Give her some flowers and a card. Maybe even a small gift like a cute little teddy bear or a small piece of inexpensive jewelry (its the thought that counts). Go dancing. Go home and talk to her. Whisper sweetnothings into her ear, tell her what a special woman (or in case of GHEYNESS...MAN) she is. You can really get a young woman going by talking to her the way she needs to be talked to. Kiss her sensually, feel her up and down while you are kissing her. Run your fingers through her hair. Slowly start teasing her ever so slightly...caress her every curve. Lick every crevice.

...And then, when the time is right...(YES, you will know when the time is right. She will be putty in your hands)...you give it to her like she wants it! She may even attack you before you get a chance to attack her. Start by making love and finish by F'n the shit out of her. She will love you for it!

**02Sweet** · 02-04-2009, 03:12 AM

Originally Posted by Anthracis

Take her out to a nice place for dinner. Have an intelligent conversation. Give her some flowers and a card. Maybe even a small gift like a cute little teddy bear or a small piece of inexpensive jewelry (its the thought that counts). Go dancing. Go home and talk to her. Whisper sweetnothings into her ear, tell her what a special woman (or in case of GHEYNESS...MAN) she is. You can really get a young woman going by talking to her the way she needs to be talked to. Kiss her sensually, feel her up and down while you are kissing her. Run your fingers through her hair. Slowly start teasing her ever so slightly...caress her every curve. Lick every crevice.

...And then, when the time is right...(YES, you will know when the time is right. She will be putty in your hands)...you give it to her like she wants it! She may even attack you before you get a chance to attack her. Start by making love and finish by F'n the shit out of her. She will love you for it!

can you repost in bullit points so i can print it out for instructions next saturday

**Silver Streak** · 02-04-2009, 07:11 AM

Originally Posted by GTP231

Got a sister?

Yes, actually she does.

**nhraformula** · 02-04-2009, 07:38 AM

Originally Posted by Anthracis

Take her out to a nice place for dinner. Have an intelligent conversation. Give her some flowers and a card. Maybe even a small gift like a cute little teddy bear or a small piece of inexpensive jewelry (its the thought that counts). Go dancing. Go home and talk to her. Whisper sweetnothings into her ear, tell her what a special woman (or in case of GHEYNESS...MAN) she is. You can really get a young woman going by talking to her the way she needs to be talked to. Kiss her sensually, feel her up and down while you are kissing her. Run your fingers through her hair. Slowly start teasing her ever so slightly...caress her every curve. Lick every crevice.

...And then, when the time is right...(YES, you will know when the time is right. She will be putty in your hands)...you give it to her like she wants it! She may even attack you before you get a chance to attack her. Start by making love and finish by F'n the shit out of her. She will love you for it!

above is the nice guy way of doing things...

now a dicks way of doing things is, get her nothing, blow her off and sit back.
within a week she will be figuring you have somebody else, not like the fact that you may be doing somebody else, shell be working you in the bedroom like no tomorrow.

**Boomer Sooner** · 02-04-2009, 08:47 AM

Originally Posted by Anthracis

Take her out to a nice place for dinner. Have an intelligent conversation. Give her some flowers and a card. Maybe even a small gift like a cute little teddy bear or a small piece of inexpensive jewelry (its the thought that counts). Go dancing. Go home and talk to her. Whisper sweetnothings into her ear, tell her what a special woman (or in case of GHEYNESS...MAN) she is. You can really get a young woman going by talking to her the way she needs to be talked to. Kiss her sensually, feel her up and down while you are kissing her. Run your fingers through her hair. Slowly start teasing her ever so slightly...caress her every curve. Lick every crevice.

...And then, when the time is right...(YES, you will know when the time is right. She will be putty in your hands)...you give it to her like she wants it! She may even attack you before you get a chance to attack her. Start by making love and finish by F'n the shit out of her. She will love you for it!

Pussy-whipped version.

Originally Posted by nhraformula

above is the nice guy way of doing things...

now a dicks way of doing things is, get her nothing, blow her off and sit back.
within a week she will be figuring you have somebody else, not like the fact that you may be doing somebody else, shell be working you in the bedroom like no tomorrow.

Non pussy-whipped version.

**SexOnWheels** · 02-04-2009, 03:26 PM

Going to the West Edmonton Mall for Valentine weekend staying in the fantasyland Hotel.

First night staying in the Polynesian theme room, next night Roman room, then the Victorian Coach room:

http://www.fantasylandhotel.com/rooms/wemindex.asp

For you rednecks try the "Truck room", heh.

**Hi-Po** · 02-04-2009, 03:32 PM

Originally Posted by SexOnWheels

Going to the West Edmonton Mall for Valentine weekend staying in the fantasyland Hotel.

First night staying in the Polynesian theme room, next night Roman room, then the Victorian Coach room:

http://www.fantasylandhotel.com/rooms/wemindex.asp

For you rednecks try the "Truck room", heh.

Holy Hell. That is awesome. I hope you have great Roman Empire style sex. You almost have to. Thats looks awesome.

How much does it cost? Too lazy to look.

Im sure your GF will love that, Hell, even I would love it.