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    life tests as I call them

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    Quote Originally Posted by KageSS View Post
    Ace this cawk then, DJdirty!!!!!!!!!!!!
    hahah, I was waiting for the cawk line.. ahhahah hehehhe u nuttie!

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    Quote Originally Posted by djvaly View Post
    the first few years of marriage is really getting to know each others buttons, nerves and space,,, the rest is just ridding along and learn to dissagree with each other respectfully. it take 2 mature partners to do that... if not one or the other, or both walk away looking for better, whatever that means in their own world (head).. that's life... but women are tricky, not too honest and keep grudges. and later on they pile up shit that make u look like a monster.
    women are the opposite of what we are.. keep that in mind,
    ha you just described my bf weird... when we fight he throws all this shit from the past that i thought was over at me ad makes me look like such a bitch

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    I stuck my Cawk in Kage's then I peed in it

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    Quote Originally Posted by AshleyRocks View Post
    ha you just described my bf weird... when we fight he throws all this shit from the past that i thought was over at me ad makes me look like such a bitch
    heheh, u may be a man, and he may be a woman
    tommy girl and boy george

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    Quote Originally Posted by AshleyRocks View Post
    ha you just described my bf weird... when we fight he throws all this shit from the past that i thought was over at me ad makes me look like such a bitch
    Thats the same shit Brook used to do!!!!! She was a virgin and im well......not and she would bring up that i used to be a man-whore and shit(i wasnt) and i hated that shit......the past is the fucking past damnit!

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    Quote Originally Posted by djvaly View Post
    life tests as I call them
    Firebug F-

    I failed cause I didn't study...

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    Quote Originally Posted by transamprincess98 View Post
    I stuck my Cawk in Kage's then I peed in it

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    TAP is another example ... she thinks like a guy, ya, therefore she burps farts let;s me pee in her butt.. what? oh no.. minus the last one

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    Quote Originally Posted by transamprincess98 View Post
    I stuck my Cawk in Kage's then I peed in it
    You are going to make someone very happy...

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    Quote Originally Posted by KageSS View Post
    Is dat why my poop shoot hurts?
    Next time I will use more KY and a smaller stap on

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    Quote Originally Posted by transamprincess98 View Post
    Next time I will use more KY and a smaller stap on
    see you can be nice Tap

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    ok. dinner is made. i be bak

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    Quote Originally Posted by djvaly View Post
    TAP is another example ... she thinks like a guy, ya, therefore she burps farts let;s me pee in her butt.. what? oh no.. minus the last one
    My BF actually HATES those things about me. He bitched at me just last night for letting out this sweet ass 10 second base burp.

    We were watching "Twister" and I said that happened because I right after the tornado took out the movie theater. He laughed at me, but I could tell it was one of those WTF is wrong with you, you asshole
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    Dude I love LS1 its better than myspace lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by astyles View Post
    see you can be nice Tap
    I lied so he comes back for more

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    Quote Originally Posted by transamprincess98 View Post
    My BF actually HATES those things about me. He bitched at me just last night for letting out this sweet ass 10 second base burp.

    We were watching "Twister" and I said that happened because I right after the tornado took out the movie theater. He laughed at me, but I could tell it was one of those WTF is wrong with you, you asshole
    I watched Twister last night too!! 10 sec bass burp????that aint shit....bring it on!

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    Quote Originally Posted by KageSS View Post
    Shuts the Fucks up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Is that something like "It puts the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose again"
    I'm gonna rename you Buffalo Bob instead of Bill

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    Quote Originally Posted by 05 Stone Srt-4 View Post
    I watched Twister last night too!! 10 sec bass burp????that aint shit....bring it on!
    I meant base For a girl that is pretty good to just randomly burp

    I hock a loogey like a mofo though


    I also squeezed his stomach so hard he was burping

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    I also was being an asshole as usual If someone video taped it and anyone saw it I'd be truly infamous

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