*** March Mischief Train... ***

[310stanger]

For example, I've done jobs that would normally be sold at 5.0 labor hours, those 5.0 hrs being extremely fair, 5 hrs that you basically just break even on, and gotten paid 1.7 hrs on them. Now over the course of an 8 hr day. Do the math on that. Plenty of mechanics dont get a 40 hr paycheck if they work in shops without 40 hr guarantee. Do you have any idea how much that sucks? Worse is when they ask you to stay late after you didnt make at least 8 hrs for the day. Staying late when you are at 6 hrs is enough to get a tech to wanna kill

[310stanger]

Yah...we have to be contortionists.

plenty of times things have been thrown in my bay

[cammed goat]

For example, I've done jobs that would normally be sold at 5.0 labor hours, those 5.0 hrs being extremely fair, 5 hrs that you basically just break even on, and gotten paid 1.7 hrs on them. Now over the course of an 8 hr day. Do the math on that. Plenty of mechanics dont get a 40 hr paycheck if they work in shops without 40 hr guarantee. Do you have any idea how much that sucks? Worse is when they ask you to stay late after you didnt make at least 8 hrs for the day. Staying late when you are at 6 hrs is enough to get a tech to wanna kill

Yep. Extreme NFG. Those are the guys who say FML.

[third_shift|studios]

Thats why i'd never take my car to a dealer. I feel bad how techs are paid nearly nothing and that could ultimately result in them rushing through something.

[Spaz]

Thats why i'd never take my car to a dealer. I feel bad how techs are paid nearly nothing and that could ultimately result in them rushing through something.

i never even knew that is how the techs are paid...

[pajeff02]

I remember when our local Ford garage went to flat rate and the guys were getting like half what they made before.

[transamprincess98]

As in cars?

I'm the wizard responsible for the insurance company deducting money off your pay out

suck it up cupcake!!!

[86 IROC-Z]

Piratae poetam rapiunt. Ira piratarum est magna. De vita poetae cogitant: "Narra de tua amica fabulam. Si fabulam laudamus, vitam tuam servas. Si non, necamus te et tua amica nomen tuum frustra vocat."

Translation:

The pirate poet rants. Is the pirate big enough? The girl poet replies, "No he is not big enough, he has to slap it side to side." So no, he is very frustrated by his tiny pee pee and voices it.

It's actually:

The pirates capture a poet. The anger of the pirates is great. They consider the life of the poet: "Tell about the story of your lover. If we applaud the story, we will save your life. If not, we kill you and your lover calls your name in vain."

The tenses are cumbersome because that was a small part from the translation paragraph of our first exam, up to which we hadn't learned any future/perfect/imperfect tenses, etc.

[pajeff02]

Hell, I was close. I knew there was a pirate and a poet in there somewhere!

[cammed goat]

I'm the wizard responsible for the insurance company deducting money off your pay out

When you have to be the PR person, yah it sucks.

[cammed goat]

Hell, I was close. I knew there was a pirate and a poet in there somewhere!

[transamprincess98]

When you have to be the PR person, yah it sucks.

I don't have to explain to them why they aren't getting paid what they thought they would. The insurance company does that. It just sucks to be the one who has to look at every nick and scratch so they don't have to pay on it

[86 IROC-Z]

Hell, I was close. I knew there was a pirate and a poet in there somewhere!

Hats off to you

That is one of the great things about Latin: if you have a large English vocabulary (I like to think I do), even if you completely forget the definition of a Latin word, due to the fact that most of the English language is derived from Latin, you can just sound it out in your head until you think of a similar English word, and most of the times it's correct

Example (I don't forget the ones as simple as this, but just for explanatory purposes):

Question - Translate "Scribimus"

"Well the 'mus' ending indicates it's a 1st person plural verb, so scribi... scrib... scrib... scrib... Scribe! Writing! It's the verb 'to write'!!"

Answer - Translation "We write"

But if you haven't studied and rely purely on that strategy to translate, you'll take a long ass time to finish the exam

[cammed goat]

I don't have to explain to them why they aren't getting paid what they thought they would. The insurance company does that. It just sucks to be the one who has to look at every nick and scratch so they don't have to pay on it

Yep. Sounds like when someone returns their car off lease and when they get the bill from the bank for the repairs made to that car, the person complains. Everyone wants to pinch pennies but they don't read the fine print.

[AshleyRocks]

good afternoon everyone!

[Spaz]

good afternoon everyone!

sweet lips.... where ya been???

[AshleyRocks]

sweet lips.... where ya been???

around... generally lurking and creeping threw...

[Spaz]

around... generally lurking and creeping threw...

where is the fun in that???

[transamprincess98]

where is the fun in that???

It's plenty of fun just to see how - whiney and girly this site has gotten lately

[Spaz]

It's plenty of fun just to see how - whiney and girly this site has gotten lately

link examples... where the fuck is my tampoon???