*** March Mischief Train... ***

[Spaz]

once i get my home buyers credit i'm going to pick up rosetta stone german... i'll teach it to my daughter as well...

[pajeff02]

once i get my home buyers credit i'm going to pick up rosetta stone german... i'll teach it to my daughter as well...

I see the program advertised on TV all the time. I assume it is not cheap.

[Spaz]

I see the program advertised on TV all the time. I assume it is not cheap.

no... it's like $300.00 per lesson thingy...

[86 IROC-Z]

J'entre dan la salle de classe.

Je regard autour de moi.

Je vois les eleves a la professeur.

Je dit bonjour au professuer.

Je prend ma place.

Probably not spelled right, but these are the first 5 sentences I had to memorize in French on my first day of class. This would be back around 1981 or 1982. Why these have stuck with me for almost 30 years, I have no idea.

I remember "Je m'appelle Jason" and that's about it

here's some Latin for the lulz:

Piratae poetam rapiunt. Ira piratarum est magna. De vita poetae cogitant: "Narra de tua amica fabulam. Si fabulam laudamus, vitam tuam servas. Si non, necamus te et tua amica nomen tuum frustra vocat."

[pajeff02]

Piratae poetam rapiunt. Ira piratarum est magna. De vita poetae cogitant: "Narra de tua amica fabulam. Si fabulam laudamus, vitam tuam servas. Si non, necamus te et tua amica nomen tuum frustra vocat."

Translation:

The pirate poet rants. Is the pirate big enough? The girl poet replies, "No he is not big enough, he has to slap it side to side." So no, he is very frustrated by his tiny pee pee and voices it.

[Knight]

EGO sum pessum ire of totus res oryza. Inflecto ut meus maiestas lest ye sentio meus ira.


This is one you could use for a pickup line: Persolvo a pupa video vidi visum ut.

[cammed goat]

I need
I love having 2 days off.

[Spaz]

I need
I love having 2 days off.

i need a beer...

[cammed goat]

i need a beer...

Not a bad idea either.

[bamaz28]

is it 5 yet.....

[third_shift|studios]

I wish auto makers realized that at some point in time, their drivetrain would actually have to be worked on...as opposed to simply building cars in layers IE lay the framed down, then the drivetrain, then contour the body around that...I mean some of the nuts/bolts I had to get to this weekend were simply rediculous!

[cammed goat]

I wish auto makers realized that at some point in time, their drivetrain would actually have to be worked on...as opposed to simply building cars in layers IE lay the framed down, then the drivetrain, then contour the body around that...I mean some of the nuts/bolts I had to get to this weekend were simply rediculous!

I always had this feeling that this was the automaker's incentive for us to bring our cars to the dealers to get our money. Did they NOT think there would be ways around going back to stealerships?

[transamprincess98]

I really dislike being the person who deals with Total Losses

[cammed goat]

I really dislike being the person who deals with Total Losses

As in cars?

[310stanger]

I wish auto makers realized that at some point in time, their drivetrain would actually have to be worked on...as opposed to simply building cars in layers IE lay the framed down, then the drivetrain, then contour the body around that...I mean some of the nuts/bolts I had to get to this weekend were simply rediculous!

Now picture having to do that all day everday on multiple models, and instead of getting paid for how long it took, or how much you wanted for the job, you get a small fraction of that because its under warranty. Lots of times you have to do this work because of bullshit whining complaints from customers that want nothing but free work. Thats the life of a dealership tech.

[cammed goat]

Now picture having to do that all day everday on multiple models, and instead of getting paid for how long it took, or how much you wanted for the job, you get a small fraction of that because its under warranty. Lots of times you have to do this work because of bullshit whining complaints from customers that want nothing but free work. Thats the life of a dealership tech.

Which equals FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Spaz]

I really dislike being the person who deals with Total Losses

suck it up cupcake!!!

[310stanger]

I always had this feeling that this was the automaker's incentive for us to bring our cars to the dealers to get our money. Did they NOT think there would be ways around going back to stealerships?

A dealership is an independant organization to a manufacturer that is liscensed to sell and service their products. Warranty work doesnt pay the dealer shit, and the manufacturer doesnt wants to pay as little as possible on warranty repairs, so your theory is flawed.

My theory is that they simply dont give a fuck and they wanna cram as much technology they can in limited space, and as efficiently as they can. Cost overrides them taken the time to engineer things so they are "serviceable" for the guy working on the car.

[310stanger]

Which equals FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

big time FUUUUUUUUUUU

[cammed goat]

A dealership is an independant organization to a manufacturer that is liscensed to sell and service their products. Warranty work doesnt pay the dealer shit, and the manufacturer doesnt wants to pay as little as possible on warranty repairs, so your theory is flawed.

My theory is that they simply dont give a fuck and they wanna cram as much technology they can in limited space, and as efficiently as they can. Cost overrides them taken the time to engineer things so they are "serviceable" for the guy working on the car.

Yah...we have to be contortionists.