Favorite Southern Sayin'

**BdAsBrd01** · 11-21-2010, 07:27 PM

Originally Posted by justinmc978

even soda is kindof northernish.... 'soohduh'

Most folks down here call it what it is: Coke, Dr. Pepper, Sprite, whatever it may be.

**justinmc978** · 11-21-2010, 07:48 PM

Originally Posted by Zapper2003

nobody up here calls it 'pop'

i think 'pop' comes from really far up north, like wisconsin.

**jiveass** · 11-22-2010, 04:40 AM

slicker than hen shit on a pump handle.
tighter than a sheeps dick

**Smkn_TA** · 11-22-2010, 04:59 AM

Originally Posted by Zapper2003

nobody up here calls it 'pop'

I'm near the Wisconsin border, and everyone here calls it pop.

**suede** · 11-22-2010, 01:33 PM

Sweatin worse than a "ger tryin to read

like a silk bag full of puppy ears..... (great sex)

**Zapper2003** · 11-22-2010, 01:49 PM

Yeah, our fam in canada calls it pop too. fffffuuuu

**BdAsBrd01** · 11-22-2010, 01:59 PM

Can't squeeze blood out of a turnip.

Can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.

Can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit.

**TexasLS1** · 11-22-2010, 09:30 PM

If someone gives you the stank eye, you say,
"Boy, yer lookin like you wanna fight or fu**, which one is it??"
or
"Well, if yer feelin froggy then leap!!"

**The Project** · 11-23-2010, 01:16 AM

Originally Posted by justinmc978

i think 'pop' comes from really far up north, like wisconsin.

.....

Classic

You do know there is a big country called "Canada" north of wisconsin right

**The Project** · 11-23-2010, 01:18 AM

Originally Posted by Zapper2003

Yeah, our fam in canada calls it pop too. fffffuuuu

Just for you.......

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXnTbmPxv5g[/ame]

**0rion** · 11-23-2010, 03:59 AM

back home soda is actually called sody

Mom had a huge arsenal of sayings she used. Few of my favorites " He ain't worth the bullet it'd take to kill him."
He could fall in a pile of shit and come out smelling like a rose.
Ain't got a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of.
Trying to have a champagne wedding on a beer budget.
Too poor to paint and too proud to whitewash.
So full of shit your eyes are brown.
Crazy as a betsy bug

**cuervo25_1** · 11-23-2010, 04:06 PM

Slower than the molassas in January....I often used that is referance to all Fords

**iam_dale** · 11-24-2010, 04:21 AM

He's lost as a fart in a whirlwind...

**FMBL** · 11-24-2010, 06:57 AM

If you get a good deal on something, good news or anything thats good.

Thats like a sore pecker.

Why?
You can't beat it.

**LT1 > LS1** · 11-24-2010, 11:32 AM

dam that things spinnin faster then a fan blade on a Ford truck!

**wheeliE-maxx** · 11-24-2010, 11:37 AM

referring to a chesty female as a milk cow

**johnd** · 11-24-2010, 02:12 PM

"Damn gnats, dog's a$$ one minute and your mouth the next".

**BdAsBrd01** · 11-24-2010, 05:32 PM

Marry 'er young and raise 'er up right!

Shakin' like a dog shittin' a log chain.

I could bend over and shit straight though a screen door. (aka: aftermath of Messican or Chinese food)