Best movie line(S) ever....

**ztrouble** · 02-26-2009, 01:58 PM

Heartbreak Ridge

HIGHWAY: It means be advised, I’m mean nasty and tired. I eat constintino wire and piss napalm, and I can put a round through a flea's ass at 200 meters. So you go and hump somebody else’s leg, mutt face, before I push yours in.

**cammed goat** · 02-26-2009, 02:00 PM

The only line I can think of at the moment:

"GIMME MY KEYS TO MY FIREBIRD!!!"-Jeremy Piven

"CHILL!!! YOU MUST CHILL!!"-John Cusack

Say Anything

**gwballin** · 02-26-2009, 02:22 PM

Fight Club:

-This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time.

-Now, a question of etiquette - as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?

-My God. I haven't been fucked like that since grade school.

-You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.

-Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else.

Narrator: Well, what do you want me to do? You just want me to hit you?
Tyler Durden: C'mon, do me this one favor.
Narrator: Why?
Tyler Durden: Why? I don't know why; I don't know. Never been in a fight. You?
Narrator: No, but that's a good thing.
Tyler Durden: No, it is not. How much can you know about yourself, you've never been in a fight? I don't wanna die without any scars. So come on; hit me before I lose my nerve.
Narrator: This is crazy.
Tyler Durden: So go crazy. Let 'er rip.
Narrator: I don't know about this.
Tyler Durden: I don't either. Who gives a shit? No one's watching. What do you care?
Narrator: Whoa, wait, this is crazy. You want me to hit you?
Tyler Durden: That's right.
Narrator: What, like in the face?
Tyler Durden: Surprise me.
Narrator: This is so fucking stupid...
[Narrator swings, connects against Tyler's head]
Tyler Durden: Motherfucker! You hit me in the ear!
Narrator: Well, Jesus, I'm sorry.
Tyler Durden: Ow, Christ... why the ear, man?
Narrator: Guess I fucked it up...
Tyler Durden: No, that was perfect!

**FORD RECOVERY EXPERT** · 02-26-2009, 03:15 PM

Armageddon:

"You know what? If it works, the 2 of you are gonna be heroes... Just like me."

"American components, Russian components.... All made in Taiwan!!!"

**cammed goat** · 02-26-2009, 03:22 PM

Originally Posted by FORD RECOVERY EXPERT

Armageddon:

"You know what? If it works, the 2 of you are gonna be heroes... Just like me."

"American components, Russian components.... All made in Taiwan!!!"

That guy is awesome!!!

**FORD RECOVERY EXPERT** · 02-26-2009, 03:30 PM

Originally Posted by Smittro

AGAIN!! WHO FUCKING CARES!!!!

**Zapper2003** · 02-26-2009, 03:38 PM

"LET US FUCK!"

"you believe dis' shit?"
"DO YOU BELIEVE THIS SHIT!"
'The fuck jus' happened in there?"
I'll tell you what just happened in there! THAT BITCH FROSTED ME LIKE I WAS A FUCKIN' CAKE!"

"Please, Don't ever say shit-covered to me again."

**ztrouble** · 02-26-2009, 03:56 PM

Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.
Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, 'cause chicks dig a dude with money.
Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well the kind of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
Peter Gibbons: Good point.
Lawrence: Well what about you now? what would you do?
Peter Gibbons: Besides two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Well yeah.
Peter Gibbons: Nothing.
Lawrence: Nothing, huh?
Peter Gibbons: I'd relax, I would sit on my ass all day, I would do nothing.
Lawrence: Well you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Just take a look at my cousin, he's broke, don't do shit.

**whoa guy** · 02-26-2009, 04:03 PM

Ash: Groovy...

Evil Dead II

**whoa guy** · 02-26-2009, 04:11 PM

Lloyd: We got no food, no jobs... our PET'S HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!"

dumb and dumber

Robin Hood: Blinkin, I'd like you to meet Ahchoo.
Blinkin: A Jew? Here?
Robin Hood: No no, not a Jew. Ahchoo.

Robin Hood Men in Tights

**imprtkillr2810** · 02-26-2009, 04:26 PM

Miami Vice

Det. Gina Calabrese: That's not what happens. What will happen is... what will happen is I will put a round at twenty-seven hundred feet per second into the medulla at the base of your brain. And you will be dead from the neck down before your body knows it. Your finger won't even twitch. Only you get dead. So tell me, sport, do you believe that?

**allbaugh_04** · 02-26-2009, 04:46 PM

Originally Posted by Smittro

AGAIN!! WHO FUCKING CARES!!!!

anger management...try it

**JwMonE99** · 02-26-2009, 04:46 PM

" I have an idea of a video, lets call it 2 girls and a cup"

**say'n somthin** · 02-26-2009, 05:10 PM

The Legendary Smokey and the Bandit -

Justice: BREAKERRRR BREAKERRR to the Bandit..........

Bandit: Come on back breaker......

Justice: Bandit, you got trouble coming...

Bandit: Well, uhhhh, whats your handle and whats your twenty.......

Justice: My handle is SMokey Bear & I'm tail grabbin your ass right now

&

Sheriff Buford T Justice: Let may have a diablo sandwich and dr. pepper, and make it fast Im in a goddam hurry...............Thank ya nice lady.......

**grouch0jr** · 02-26-2009, 05:16 PM

total recal (loaded with one liners)

arnold "see you at the party, rickter" as the dude gets his arms chopped off and falls off an elevator

**dparsons1968** · 02-26-2009, 05:32 PM

Originally Posted by say'n somthin

The Legendary Smokey and the Bandit -

Justice: BREAKERRRR BREAKERRR to the Bandit..........

Bandit: Come on back breaker......

Justice: Bandit, you got trouble coming...

Bandit: Well, uhhhh, whats your handle and whats your twenty.......

Justice: My handle is SMokey Bear & I'm tail grabbin your ass right now

&

Sheriff Buford T Justice: Let may have a diablo sandwich and dr. pepper, and make it fast Im in a goddam hurry.....plus Sheriff Justice: "You want somethin'" Juniior from outside..."hushpuppies" Sheriff Justice "We got no time for that CRAP!!!!".......Thank ya nice lady.......

So many classics from Sheriff Justice.... one more....

"I'm playin' with him, I'm playin' with him like a cat plays with a mouse. The mouse jumps this way and I grab him with my paw, the mouse jumps that way and I grab him with my paw...and then I squash his ass!

**FORD RECOVERY EXPERT** · 02-26-2009, 05:35 PM

B.T.J.:

"APPREHEND THAT HORSE-ASS FOR WRECKLESS DRIVIN'..."

Junior:

"But, Daddy..."

B.T.J.:

"JUST DO WHAT I TELL YA, YOU BARREL OF MONKEY NUTS!!!!!!!"

**FORD RECOVERY EXPERT** · 02-26-2009, 05:37 PM

"Nobody, makes Sherriff Buford T. Justice, look like a possums pecker..."

Junior:

" 'Cept for that..."

"SHUT UP!! YOU SHIT!!!"

**dparsons1968** · 02-26-2009, 05:48 PM

Junior: "Daddy, my hat flew off"

B.T.J: "I hope your goddamn head was in it!"

**dparsons1968** · 02-26-2009, 05:49 PM

Originally Posted by FORD RECOVERY EXPERT

"Nobody, makes Sherriff Buford T. Justice, look like a possums pecker..."

Junior:

" 'Cept for that..."

"SHUT UP!! YOU SHIT!!!"

I think Buford T. said..."shut your ass" on that one but not 100%. Still one of my favorites.

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