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  1. 03-08-2009, 06:53 AM #81
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    While I agree, When I was living in Nashville I was drunk as hell down on Broadway and saw something strange. A hot midget. I couldnt understand it. I dont know how tall she was, but she was short. Maybe I was just really drunk, but I wanted to nail her. Believe it or not, she was standing outside of a nice, white limo. I forget what I said to her, but I was very blunt, very drunk. Needless to say she completely denied me (midget bitch) and wne tinto her white limo and took off. Man, did that piss me off. I wish I would have drop kicked her ass under that damn limo. I cant believe I got shot down by a little midget.

    SO, I now hate all midgets.
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    This guy is my hero. If you have time, this is a great midget story.

    http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/en...et_story.phtml
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    Quote Originally Posted by Narcissistic View Post
    This guy is my hero. If you have time, this is a great midget story.

    http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/en...et_story.phtml
    Tucker Max's book is the funniest shit I have ever read.
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    Quote Originally Posted by levityinc3 View Post
    Tucker Max's book is the funniest shit I have ever read.
    He is my idol. I can't wait for his movie to come out next year. Dane Cook would be the perfect guy to play him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Narcissistic View Post
    He is my idol. I can't wait for his movie to come out next year. Dane Cook would be the perfect guy to play him.
    MOVIE?! Fuck yes.
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    Yea...that and a new book..." Assholes finish first." But from what I understand he's making a movie based on his first book.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Narcissistic View Post
    Yea...that and a new book..." Assholes finish first." But from what I understand he's making a movie based on his first book.
    I am excited.
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