dumbest question someone's asked you about your car

[Promise517]

civic ricer at car show: what you got done to that motor
me: the motor's stock
ricer: stick or auto?
me: auto
*ricer chuckles to his ricer fag buddy*
ricer: wanna race?
*I look over and see one of those fake intercooler intake ricer things sitting in his front fender gap*
me: for how much?
ricer: errr $50?
me: let's go
*I win by bus lengths*
ricer: hey man, I didn't know you had NAWS, not a fair race
me: .......I don't
ricer: ok well I missed a shift, go again?
me: *sigh* fine
*loses just as badly*
ricer: hey man I spun through first, I noticed you got drag radials on there, those aren't street legal.
me: *realizing i'm not getting my money I pull the bat out of my back seat and tap it against the dash* I'll give you a 5sec head start before I chase you down and beat the shit out of you. and hey ricer fag, I reccomend you don't miss a shift this time.
little douche left immedietely and never came back to that meet.

Epic

[Knight]

civic ricer at car show: what you got done to that motor
me: the motor's stock
ricer: stick or auto?
me: auto
*ricer chuckles to his ricer fag buddy*
ricer: wanna race?
*I look over and see one of those fake intercooler intake ricer things sitting in his front fender gap*
me: for how much?
ricer: errr $50?
me: let's go
*I win by bus lengths*
ricer: hey man, I didn't know you had NAWS, not a fair race
me: .......I don't
ricer: ok well I missed a shift, go again?
me: *sigh* fine
*loses just as badly*
ricer: hey man I spun through first, I noticed you got drag radials on there, those aren't street legal.
me: *realizing i'm not getting my money I pull the bat out of my back seat and tap it against the dash* I'll give you a 5sec head start before I chase you down and beat the shit out of you. and hey ricer fag, I reccomend you don't miss a shift this time.
little douche left immedietely and never came back to that meet.

That's why you have a neutral party hold the money....kinda like escrow....

[LeadFarmer]

That's why you have a neutral party hold the money....kinda like escrow....

that would've been a good idea, didn't even cross my mind at the time

[TLS_Addict]

i get hot lookin body building army chicks who want a ride in my car all the time



or is it they just wanna shoot my collection of AR15s.......

Just wondering. I dont want to sleep with you but can I shoot your collection of AR15s? lol

Also, are those braces I see in her mouth? Havent had a girl with braces in 10 years! I havent bought miniature candy bars since then either though.

[LeadFarmer]

Also, are those braces I see in her mouth? Havent had a girl with braces in 10 years! I havent bought miniature candy bars since then either though.

unfortunately for me yes they are lol

[TLS_Addict]

unfortunately for me yes they are lol

I dont mind them, they make me think I am back in high school and college the first time around......lol

Something about a girl who has a mouth full of metal along with some meat.

[LeadFarmer]

I dont mind them, they make me think I am back in high school and college the first time around......lol

Something about a girl who has a mouth full of metal along with some meat.

they kinda scare me at....let's just say inopportune times LOL


back on track hehe:
friend w/01 cobra, back when I had my car for a couple weeks

hey man nice catfish! Do you let it out of the tank to play often? glubglubglub motherfucker

I couldn't help laughing really hard even though i felt I should maybe be offended lol

[WICKEDLS1]

"are you selling it"
me: "yeah ill take 26k no less" (no intentions of selling it)

"do you have nos?"
me: "no the fucking bottle between my rear seats is just for show"

"how fast you got that thing up to"
me: "fast enough but i like to get up to speed faster (torque) then try and max it out"
"oh thats stupid top speed is where its at"

i got this one at a cruising spot last year i about beat the mofo's face in along with many other people.

"that got a v8?"

me: "yup"

"v-8's are overrated and old technology, all the new cars are going to 4 cylinders because they automatically make more power from the factory"

me: :facepalm:


im only 20 and all these dumbasses are making my generation look horrible

[brendan.9]

By far the dumbest question is "can I drive it?"

As long as there sober I usually let them drive it! it's only a car.

[silverWS6]

As long as there sober I usually let them drive it! it's only a car.

Letting somebody drive your car is like letting somebody fuck your wife/gf.

[LeadFarmer]

Letting somebody drive your car is like letting somebody fuck your wife/gf.

but what if the person who asks is a chicka? 3way eh?

[grouch0jr]

"is that a WS5.7?"

"Is that a mustang?" (ive gottent hat a lot. a lot.)

[Promise517]

As long as there sober I usually let them drive it! it's only a car.

Letting somebody drive your car is like letting somebody fuck your wife/gf.

+1

[Smittro]

Why do you drive a v6?

Why don't you get a v8?

[Lunatikgixxer]

"are you selling it"
me: "yeah ill take 26k no less" (no intentions of selling it)

"do you have nos?"
me: "no the fucking bottle between my rear seats is just for show"

"how fast you got that thing up to"
me: "fast enough but i like to get up to speed faster (torque) then try and max it out"
"oh thats stupid top speed is where its at"

i got this one at a cruising spot last year i about beat the mofo's face in along with many other people.

"that got a v8?"

me: "yup"

"v-8's are overrated and old technology, all the new cars are going to 4 cylinders because they automatically make more power from the factory"

me: :facepalm:


im only 20 and all these dumbasses are making my generation look horrible

im in the same boat as you. Every kid our age is a moron nowadays

[TLS_Addict]

This depends greatly on whether you are speaking of the 2003-07 CTS-V (V1) or 2009-11 CTS-V (V2).

The CTS-V1 was the smallest sedan in the V-series. Powered by the 400hp LS2 mated to a 6-speed manual (no auto option), it topped out around $55k fully loaded. While it did have a very nicely appointed interior, and navigation came standard, it did not offer alot of really high-end options like the competition.

The CTS-V2 will be, as of next year, the midsize sedan in the V-series. Powered by the 556hp LSA mated to a 6-speed auto or manual, it tops out around $65k fully loaded. The second generation CTS comes with a much nicer interior, though is still lacking in many expected high-end options.

The STS-V was the midsize sedan in the V-series. Powered by the 469hp LC3 mated to a six speed sequential gearbox, it topped out just over $80k fully loaded. It features a fully leather and suede trimmed interior, four-zone climate control, heated and cooled seats, full-color heads up display, auto-tinting heated mirrors, adaptive forward HID lighting, LED rear lighting, adaptive cruise control, lane departure control, magneheteorological damping, navigation and infotainment system with 8" touch display, 14-speaker 7.1 channel THX certified Bose sound system, voice recognition and bluetooth...and many more gadgets that I can't recall at this time.

The STS was, up to this point, the midsize car in Cadillac's lineup. The most impressive part about the STS was it's ability to compare well to the best sedans europe had to offer. With an interior designed and built by Bentley's Draxlmeier, and an options list that features some of the best technology available for it's time, the STS really showed what Cadillac has in store for us down the road.

The CTS-V2 is no longer intended to be the small car in the V lineup. Next year the Cadillac ATS will debut along with a V-variant that will take up the entry-level space for Cadillac's performance series. The ATS will be smaller than the first gen CTS, and the second gen CTS is significantly larger than the first gen CTS, making it relatively close to the STS in size. Thus the reason that the STS-V was discontinued following the 2009 model year. Going forward, Cadillac's lineup will be ATS (small sedan/coupe), CTS (midsize sedan/coupe), XTS (full-size sedan only), and in 2015, the ZTS will debut as Cadillac's flagship sedan, possibly introducing the first V12 offering in GM's history.

Does that help?

Why do you drive a v6?

Why don't you get a v8?

Valid questions...... j/k man

[korndawg]

Not a question, but I'm sick of people coming up to me (while Im by my Chevelle) saying how they had one EXACTLY like it. Gets old. Apparently. GM made 200000 Mulsanne Blue 1972 Chevelle's and sold them all to people in Iowa.

[Knight]

Not a question, but I'm sick of people coming up to me (while Im by my Chevelle) saying how they had one EXACTLY like it. Gets old. Apparently. GM made 200000 Mulsanne Blue 1972 Chevelle's and sold them all to people in Iowa.

Nope. They all owned yours before you did.

[korndawg]

Nope. They all owned yours before you did.

Lol. exactly. Or that. Too bad mine came from CA. I just shake my head at those people anymore and move on.

[justinmc978]

Not a question, but I'm sick of people coming up to me (while Im by my Chevelle) saying how they had one EXACTLY like it. Gets old. Apparently. GM made 200000 Mulsanne Blue 1972 Chevelle's and sold them all to people in Iowa.

someone has one just like that in my hometown actually