When selecting a wife.......

**cammed goat** · 10-31-2009, 10:42 AM

Originally Posted by davered00ss

Emotionally stable? only in fairy tales.

^^The HARD facts.

**Xx JEWEL xX** · 10-31-2009, 12:09 PM

Make sure your last name is Gulia and seek out a girl name Julia...

**tallnick** · 10-31-2009, 12:11 PM

Originally Posted by cammed goat

^^The HARD facts.

At least get to as close as possible for being emotionally stable.. its all about how often she goes crazy..

**cammed goat** · 10-31-2009, 12:20 PM

Originally Posted by tallnick

At least get to as close as possible for being emotionally stable.. its all about how often she goes crazy..

Yup. You can give a woman a kiss on the cheek and she'll flip out. Or you can tell her to be careful when she goes out and she'll tell you to "GO TO HELL" or "YOU DON'T KNOW ME OR OWN ME!!!" Then I cut ties after that.

**tallnick** · 10-31-2009, 12:21 PM

Originally Posted by cammed goat

Yup. You can give a woman a kiss on the cheek and she'll flip out. Or you can tell her to be careful when she goes out and she'll tell you to "GO TO HELL" or "YOU DON'T KNOW ME OR OWN ME!!!" Then I cut ties after that.

make sure you grudge fuck them one last time before you cut all ties.. that is the RULE

**cammed goat** · 10-31-2009, 12:27 PM

Originally Posted by tallnick

make sure you grudge fuck them one last time before you cut all ties.. that is the RULE

I wish it got that far.

**tallnick** · 10-31-2009, 12:28 PM

well then you must post her nudes.. if you got that far..

**35th-ANV-SS** · 10-31-2009, 03:59 PM

You guys are crazy

**Smkn_TA** · 10-31-2009, 04:13 PM

Originally Posted by tep98ws6

what i look for/what i found

in shape (doesn't need to be like chisled, but at least obviously takes care of himself)
honest, loyal
best friend type
must enjoy being outdoors and doing physical things
must like tattoos (duh)
must enjoy trans ams, motorcycles, puppies and food as much as me
can't be a sissy drinker
MUST MUST MUST have a job (i went thru two guys that didn't have a job, didn't last long at all, one without a car)
intelligent about mechanical things
must be committed
must have as high of a drive as me

i got lucky and found just that. i'm not super big on physical looks ... my bf is blonde, brown eyes, tall, hockey player body ... so basically perfect to me.

I haven't met a guy yet that was a sissy drinker. When I go to the bar I offer to buy people with me a shot all the time, and I always get the strongest shit available, and never had one not drink it.

Oh, and please please adhere to your must have a job rule. The girl of my dreams turned me down, and now she dates a guy with no car, no job, and is an all around fucking loser(no license because of a dui). And so, when I see a girl dating a guy like that...it really really pisses me off. Girls are so dumb some times!

**vette0009** · 10-31-2009, 04:14 PM

Cute T&A

Swolloz

Bon

**cammed goat** · 10-31-2009, 05:00 PM

Originally Posted by Smkn_TA

I haven't met a guy yet that was a sissy drinker. When I go to the bar I offer to buy people with me a shot all the time, and I always get the strongest shit available, and never had one not drink it.

Oh, and please please adhere to your must have a job rule. The girl of my dreams turned me down, and now she dates a guy with no car, no job, and is an all around fucking loser(no license because of a dui). And so, when I see a girl dating a guy like that...it really really pisses me off. Girls are so dumb some times!

Ah, you've been there too, I see? Getting passed over leaves ya at the point you ask yourself why you even bothered in the first place. To me, it's like wanting a Lambo, but once you find out how much it takes to maintain it, you realize you are better off with what you have.

**infantryws6** · 10-31-2009, 05:28 PM

Originally Posted by Smkn_TA

Oh, and please please adhere to your must have a job rule. The girl of my dreams turned me down, and now she dates a guy with no car, no job, and is an all around fucking loser(no license because of a dui). And so, when I see a girl dating a guy like that...it really really pisses me off. Girls are so dumb some times!

I know so many hot girls dating losers without jobs and then they come crying to me "I have to pay for everything, he won't even try to get a job" My response is tell him to get a job, if he doesn't kick his ass to the curb. They never do.

My first wife cheated on me with a guy who cleaned hotel rooms when I was making 80k a year. He dumped her after she lost access to my bank account. He was a retard on probation with a huge list of arrests. He called himself jdizzle and thought he was a rapper(used to send me death threat raps; I told him he was just like Eminem, but with out any talent)

**SeVeReDiStOrTiOn** · 10-31-2009, 05:36 PM

my perfect wife is none at all

**toi tyme** · 10-31-2009, 05:41 PM

Originally Posted by infantryws6

I know so many hot girls dating losers without jobs and then they come crying to me "I have to pay for everything, he won't even try to get a job" My response is tell him to get a job, if he doesn't kick his ass to the curb. They never do.

My first wife cheated on me with a guy who cleaned hotel rooms when I was making 80k a year. He dumped her after she lost access to my bank account. He was a retard on probation with a huge list of arrests. He called himself jdizzle and thought he was a rapper(used to send me death threat raps; I told him he was just like Eminem, but with out any talent)

Dammmm WTF!! Girls are idiots. Most girls

**cammed goat** · 10-31-2009, 05:55 PM

From my POV, women are only attracted to the Metros or the wiggers.

**wheeliE-maxx** · 10-31-2009, 06:12 PM

Originally Posted by cammed goat

From my POV, women are only attracted to the Metros or the wiggers.

>:[ That's the troof. And I despise both too much to pretend. Car or mx t-shirts and blue jeans for me. And you gotta have some hundies from mommy and daddies' account plus a faggot 3-series bimmer (pearl white is the color of choice for the dudes). Have to be around 5'2" and act like a douche too. Can't wait for some country girls in College Station (want to pick up a sweet brunette personally)

**cammed goat** · 10-31-2009, 06:15 PM

Yup. We single guys are officially skrooed. This is what we will end up with, unless we are lucky enough for a rennaisance of 70's or 80's word...FAITHFUL.

**infantryws6** · 10-31-2009, 06:21 PM

Originally Posted by wheeliE-maxx

3-series bimmer

3 series because girls don't know the difference

**wheeliE-maxx** · 10-31-2009, 06:30 PM

Originally Posted by infantryws6

3 series because girls don't know the difference

Yeah, that's what I was getting at. Yeah girl, when I get done with it my chev will indeed be wort 10X a '94 325I. Her-but it's a beemmm-duuuuuuuble u, that's the best right?