***Train for the Weekend***

[ZAPFOOL!!]

THIS IS ME:

Bob Slydell: You see, what we're trying to do is get a feeling for how people spend their time at work so if you would, would you walk us through a typical day, for you?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah.
Bob Slydell: Great.
Peter Gibbons: Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door - that way Lumbergh can't see me, heh - after that I sorta space out for an hour.
Bob Porter: Da-uh? Space out?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah, I just stare at my desk, but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch too, I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.

[D!ck]

"Wow, that's messed up"

[ZAPFOOL!!]

Joanna: So, where do you work, Peter?
Peter Gibbons: Initech.
Joanna: In... yeah, what do you do there?
Peter Gibbons: I sit in a cubicle and I update bank software for the 2000 switch.
Joanna: What's that?
Peter Gibbons: Well see, they wrote all this bank software, and, uh, to save space, they used two digits instead of four. So, like, 98 instead of 1998? Uh, so I go through these thousands of lines of code and, uh... it doesn't really matter. I uh, I don't like my job, and, uh, I don't think I'm gonna go anymore.
Joanna: You're just not gonna go?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah.
Joanna: Won't you get fired?
Peter Gibbons: I don't know, but I really don't like it, and, uh, I'm not gonna go.
Joanna: So you're gonna quit?
Peter Gibbons: Nuh-uh. Not really. Uh... I'm just gonna stop going.
Joanna: When did you decide all that?
Peter Gibbons: About an hour ago.
Joanna: An hour ago... so you're gonna get another job?
Peter Gibbons: I don't think I'd like another job.
Joanna: Well, what are you going to do about money and bills and...
Peter Gibbons: You know, I've never really liked paying bills. I don't think I'm gonna do that, either.
Joanna: So what do you wanna do?
Peter Gibbons: First I'm gonna take you out to dinner, and then I'm gonna go back to my apartment and watch kung fu. Do you ever watch kung fu?
Joanna: I love kung fu.
Peter Gibbons: Channel 39.
Joanna: Totally.
Peter Gibbons: You should come over and watch kung fu tonight.
Joanna: Ok. Ok. Can we order lunch first? Ok.

[ZAPFOOL!!]

FOR DAVE:



Peter Gibbons: You see Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.
Bob Porter: Don't... don't care?
Peter Gibbons: It's a problem of motivation, all right? Now if I work my ass off and Initech ships a few extra units, I don't see another dime, so where's the motivation? And here's another thing, I have eight different bosses right now.
Bob Porter: Eight?
Peter Gibbons: Eight, Bob. So that means when I make a mistake, I have eight different people coming by to tell me about it. That's my only real motivation is not to be hassled, that, and the fear of losing my job. But you know, Bob, that will only make someone work just hard enough not to get fired.

[D!ck]

wow, now i want to watch officespace again. the printer is the best part. hold me back

[BIG D's SS]

FOR DAVE:



Peter Gibbons: You see Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.
Bob Porter: Don't... don't care?
Peter Gibbons: It's a problem of motivation, all right? Now if I work my ass off and Initech ships a few extra units, I don't see another dime, so where's the motivation? And here's another thing, I have eight different bosses right now.
Bob Porter: Eight?
Peter Gibbons: Eight, Bob. So that means when I make a mistake, I have eight different people coming by to tell me about it. That's my only real motivation is not to be hassled, that, and the fear of losing my job. But you know, Bob, that will only make someone work just hard enough not to get fired.

Damn that is hitting the nail on the head.

[ZAPFOOL!!]

Damn that is hitting the nail on the head.

just enough on the head

[BIG D's SS]

just enough on the head

[ZAPFOOL!!]

Thats my new motto, "Im not lazy, I just dont care"

[D!ck]

Thats my new motto, "Im not lazy, I just dont care"

didnt i tell you that like a day or two ago.

[Ice Spiral]

whats realy fucked up is that the people at my old job were apathetic, lazy, pieces of shit...

i work my ASS off, and IM the one who gets canned.

life aint fair, so fuck wachovia.

[BIG D's SS]

Thats my new motto, "Im not lazy, I just dont care"

That sounds about like me.

[D!ck]

whats realy fucked up is that the people at my old job were apathetic, lazy, pieces of shit...

i work my ASS off, and IM the one who gets canned.

life aint fair, so fuck wachovia.

"life sucks, then you die"

[ZAPFOOL!!]

oh hell almost forget....big D....15 minutes to go

[BIG D's SS]

oh hell almost forget....big D....15 minutes to go

[ZAPFOOL!!]

Hey man its the rules

[D!ck]

shit i forgot that i had 3000post when i started. oh shit wups

[D!ck]

wow, zapbiatch is actually twice the hoe 3g's vs 6g's

[D!ck]

how does he stay online while he is drivin home from work?

[BIG D's SS]

Damn FNG finally left so that I can post.