*** March Mischief Train... ***

[SiggyZ]

He tried to rob a bank after it had closed for the day. Some of our banks close at noon in the middle of the week. A teller watched him walk up to the door wearing an orange ski mask and carrying a shotgun just after she had locked up. He rattled the door, stood there for a moment and then left. They caught him by the license plate -- he had switched the plate on the Subaru he was driving. Only problem was that he put his girlfriend's father's plate on the car and that lead the State Police right to where he was living -- at his girlfriend's father's house.

[Spaz]

Sounds like something you would do

nope... i'd go at 2:00am... use a grapple to get on the roof of the bank and make a hole... i'd drop down through the roof tiles and take my share and make my way out...

[Spaz]

He tried to rob a bank after it had closed for the day. Some of our banks close at noon in the middle of the week. A teller watched him walk up to the door wearing an orange ski mask and carrying a shotgun just after she had locked up. He rattled the door, stood there for a moment and then left. They caught him by the license plate -- he had switched the plate on the Subaru he was driving. Only problem was that he put his girlfriend's father's plate on the car and that lead the State Police right to where he was living -- at his girlfriend's father's house.

this reminds me of when i was young me and 2 neighbor kids blasted a soda machine to pieces at a boy scout lpace (well... it was mostly me cause none of them limp dicks could swing the 50lb iron bar hard enough)... after i ripped the dollar bill thing open and seen it was empty i went for the coin thing... got about $40.00 in coins, all the soda i could carry and we all took off... nex tday we went back and got some speakers from the mess hall and found some nice pelts that we sold for some good cash... went back to the soda machine before we left for some free soda... few days later the police are knocking on the door... they followed my retarded neighbors foot prints in the snow and trail of empt soda cans right to his house... he narked us all out...

[pajeff02]

Spaz would simply load up on spicey food, gas the place, realize that he sharted, wipe his ass with a hundred dollar bill, and then make his way out before the effects wore off. The perfect crime as long as his DNA is not on file.

[third_shift|studios]

He tried to rob a bank after it had closed for the day. Some of our banks close at noon in the middle of the week. A teller watched him walk up to the door wearing an orange ski mask and carrying a shotgun just after she had locked up. He rattled the door, stood there for a moment and then left. They caught him by the license plate -- he had switched the plate on the Subaru he was driving. Only problem was that he put his girlfriend's father's plate on the car and that lead the State Police right to where he was living -- at his girlfriend's father's house.

and i would've gotten away with it had it not been for you nebbing kids

[third_shift|studios]

this reminds me of when i was young me and 2 neighbor kids blasted a soda machine to pieces at a boy scout lpace (well... it was mostly me cause none of them limp dicks could swing the 50lb iron bar hard enough)... after i ripped the dollar bill thing open and seen it was empty i went for the coin thing... got about $40.00 in coins, all the soda i could carry and we all took off... nex tday we went back and got some speakers from the mess hall and found some nice pelts that we sold for some good cash... went back to the soda machine before we left for some free soda... few days later the police are knocking on the door... they followed my retarded neighbors foot prints in the snow and trail of empt soda cans right to his house... he narked us all out...

awwwwww that's a bummer!!!!!

[Spaz]

Spaz would simply load up on spicey food, gas the place, realize that he sharted, wipe his ass with a hundred dollar bill, and then make his way out before the effects wore off. The perfect crime as long as his DNA is not on file.

[pajeff02]

and i would've gotten away with it had it not been for you nebbing kids

Actually, but for the license plate they NEVER would have caught him. There was no video, no fingerprints, no identification due to the ski mask, no pursuit, no accomplice, and there are probably hundreds of similar Subarus running around the region.

[Spaz]

awwwwww that's a bummer!!!!!

had to pay 1,100 for a new soda machine... 200 hours of community service at some place called "camp rainbow" where i spent my time at the archery range with some toothless guy every one called "happy jack" who shared whisky with me... when the phily folk fest rolled around i went there instead and ate shrooms and smoked a few doobies...

[cammed goat]

Work was BLAH today. Oh well. At least I got paid for pretty much nothing.

[pajeff02]

Work was BLAH today. Oh well. At least I got paid for pretty much nothing.

Work was a bit hectic -- so I had to ignore stuff so I could post on the Train.

[cammed goat]

Work was a bit hectic -- so I had to ignore stuff so I could post on the Train.

There were no brake jobs or alignments to do. Just the regular small stuff like rotations and oil changes. I have another alignment class tomorrow though. So it will either be something to learn...or naptime.

[toi tyme]

Sooooo I'm at the ME office for a lecture. And we don't even get to see any dead people!


Ft worth offers lecture than we can watch an autopsy. That would be freakin tight!!

[cammed goat]

Medical Examiner's office...creepy.

[LSCyaL8R]

Medical Examiner's office...creepy.

I've walked through the kings county morgue. That was actually interesting. Been there a few times. Back in my FDNY days. Learned a lot.

[Transamws6]

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Wow man are you serious? Ford is really stepping up their game. This is pretty impressive right here.

[cammed goat]

I've walked through the kings county morgue. That was actually interesting. Been there a few times. Back in my FDNY days. Learned a lot.

Never seen a corpse before...and don't want to.

[Zapper2003]

I think the Taurus SHO would have been Fords answer to the G8. RIP G8.

[cammed goat]

Don't count the G8 out yet. Remember, there is still speculation of more Holdens being shipped over here.

[jaxredg8]

^ Nah, maybe for a minute. Definitely RIP G8!