Gold Bond

**Mr. Luos** · 08-01-2008, 10:59 AM

Getting there.
Just got home from jogging.

Got some stick going on.

**Mr. Luos** · 08-01-2008, 11:42 AM

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

My bag....it tingles.

**Zapper2003** · 08-01-2008, 02:43 PM

I hope for your sake it tingles in a good way.

**Mr. Luos** · 08-01-2008, 02:58 PM

I'm still alive.

Thinking about applying more.

**Zapper2003** · 08-01-2008, 06:33 PM

You're enjoying powdering your balls way too much.

**Mr. Luos** · 08-01-2008, 06:46 PM

The tingling.....is wonderful.

**Zapper2003** · 08-01-2008, 07:30 PM

Fitting....

**Mr. Luos** · 08-01-2008, 07:35 PM

I am not playing with them.

Just cooling them off on a hot summer day.

**Zapper2003** · 08-01-2008, 07:39 PM

**Mr. Luos** · 08-01-2008, 07:46 PM

Originally Posted by Zapper2003

I think I am going to need the Gold Bond after I detail an Accord tomorrow.

Stupid 100 degree heat.

**Zapper2003** · 08-01-2008, 08:02 PM

Detail an Accord? How does that work? Now matter how much you polish on a piece of crap, when you're done, all you have to show for is a shiny piece of crap.

**Mr. Luos** · 08-01-2008, 08:06 PM

Originally Posted by Zapper2003

Detail an Accord? How does that work? Now matter how much you polish on a piece of crap, when you're done, all you have to show for is a shiny piece of crap.

You know...I really like the Accord. Roommate has one, and my parents have one. 2005's.

Just not for me. I don't fit in them well.
Drives really nice though, decent power, 4 doors.

**Zapper2003** · 08-01-2008, 08:08 PM

I agree with ya too, they are a nice car. Pretty much all Hondas are nice vehicles, mind you fast and fuckass guys don't get ahold of them.

**Mr. Luos** · 08-01-2008, 08:09 PM

Like the little shits down the street. Nothing like having a 15.9 dial in your window and act tough when driving by my place.

I need to uncap Slowass' exhaust and roll by here soon.

**Zapper2003** · 08-01-2008, 08:14 PM

I know what you mean, on occasion around here they'll actually put in more numbers and it starts to look like some sort of short-hand phone number. 17.893 and other retarded shit.

**ArcticZ06** · 08-01-2008, 08:18 PM

We called it Nut Magic in basic training. Stuff does wonders.

**LT1 > LS1** · 08-01-2008, 08:18 PM

nobody wants SWAS (sweaty ass syndrome)

cuz, working in the tire shop, it gets real hot and humid, and your ass starts sweatin, and after 6 hours of thrashin on tires and wheels, some chafe-age may occur.

then sitting down, shitting, and even walking becomes uncomfortable. luckily, I get the shorter shifts, so it never gets too severe

**Mr. Luos** · 08-01-2008, 08:25 PM

Yes.

Nice cold shower a few minutes ago and a fresh coat of Gold Bond. I will sleep well.

**Zapper2003** · 08-01-2008, 08:30 PM

So, do you open the gold bond and shake it on your balls then spread it around, or do you pour it into a bowl and teabag until the proper amount is applied?

**Mr. Luos** · 08-01-2008, 08:31 PM

Originally Posted by Zapper2003

I know what you mean, on occasion around here they'll actually put in more numbers and it starts to look like some sort of short-hand phone number. 17.893 and other retarded shit.

What I don't get is their commitment to driving by my house and revving like they want to line them up.
They know what is in the garage here...that much I know.

Do ricers actually want beaten that badly??

Originally Posted by Zapper2003

So, do you open the gold bond and shake it on your balls then spread it around, or do you pour it into a bowl and teabag until the proper amount is applied?

Sprinkle into hand, pat on.