hooked up with a babe last night.

[Mr. Luos]

first of all, fuck my life. This thread is about to explode. let's just say that. So I get off work and I pick my friend up to go to the girl's party. I chose to be the DD for once since I had partied hard the other night. So anyways, we get to the girl's apartment, and there she is hammered off her ass. So we go upstairs and into her kitchen, and there are like, 8 guys there and 5 girls. People were playing Beer pong and just kicking it, and then she played some rounds. She was freaking showing guys her underwear and shit to distract them. and putting her boobs in her hand and licking the ping pong balls all sensually and whorish. I was pretty disgusted by how she was acting really, and then me and my friend played one game and I drank about a beer's worth and was done for the night drinking. So I sit down and she comes and sits on my lap. Then she started saying she was spinning. I was like, awww fuck, this girl is either going to piss on my lap or barf on it. So I get her up and she immediately falls on the floor. So I pretty much dead lift her and carry her into the bathroom. Her friends went in there to take care of her and what not, and then half an hour later she was mildly awake and said she didn't need to throw up, she just wanted to sleep. of course, her bedroom was upstairs. So I dead lift her again and make it to the stairs, but I knew it would be too dangerous doing it by myself since I might fall backwards or something, so my friend grabbed her legs and I picked her up as if I was hugging her from behind. So we get her in her bed, and she says "I'm going to throw up", so I go oh shit, and grab a garbage can. But I was too late. She starts barfing, and then falls out of her bed onto her own barf. the barf splashed on my fucking shoes. since i didn't want her to barf on her carpet more, I put the can infront of her face, and she started barfing more. It was so fucking gross. I went and washed my shoe off and came back up, and her dress was hiked up, and I saw a tampon string. So now I'm thinking "aw shit, even periods don't slow down her whoring." I've never been so disgusted with a girl before. She came really close to making out with two guys tonight too, but she kept looking back and caught me staring, so she would stop. I am def. way over this girl. I'm just glad she didn't piss herself on my lap.

Did you 'hook up' right after that?

[FasstChevys]

first of all, fuck my life. This thread is about to explode. let's just say that. So I get off work and I pick my friend up to go to the girl's party. I chose to be the DD for once since I had partied hard the other night. So anyways, we get to the girl's apartment, and there she is hammered off her ass. So we go upstairs and into her kitchen, and there are like, 8 guys there and 5 girls. People were playing Beer pong and just kicking it, and then she played some rounds. She was freaking showing guys her underwear and shit to distract them. and putting her boobs in her hand and licking the ping pong balls all sensually and whorish. I was pretty disgusted by how she was acting really, and then me and my friend played one game and I drank about a beer's worth and was done for the night drinking. So I sit down and she comes and sits on my lap. Then she started saying she was spinning. I was like, awww fuck, this girl is either going to piss on my lap or barf on it. So I get her up and she immediately falls on the floor. So I pretty much dead lift her and carry her into the bathroom. Her friends went in there to take care of her and what not, and then half an hour later she was mildly awake and said she didn't need to throw up, she just wanted to sleep. of course, her bedroom was upstairs. So I dead lift her again and make it to the stairs, but I knew it would be too dangerous doing it by myself since I might fall backwards or something, so my friend grabbed her legs and I picked her up as if I was hugging her from behind. So we get her in her bed, and she says "I'm going to throw up", so I go oh shit, and grab a garbage can. But I was too late. She starts barfing, and then falls out of her bed onto her own barf. the barf splashed on my fucking shoes. since i didn't want her to barf on her carpet more, I put the can infront of her face, and she started barfing more. It was so fucking gross. I went and washed my shoe off and came back up, and her dress was hiked up, and I saw a tampon string. So now I'm thinking "aw shit, even periods don't slow down her whoring." I've never been so disgusted with a girl before. She came really close to making out with two guys tonight too, but she kept looking back and caught me staring, so she would stop. I am def. way over this girl. I'm just glad she didn't piss herself on my lap.

As another said, hit it, and quit it.........don't let this little situation get in your way! Who knows, maybe she won't want to drink again after this.

[Mr. Luos]

first of all, fuck my life. This thread is about to explode. let's just say that. So I get off work and I pick my friend up to go to the girl's party. I chose to be the DD for once since I had partied hard the other night. So anyways, we get to the girl's apartment, and there she is hammered off her ass. So we go upstairs and into her kitchen, and there are like, 8 guys there and 5 girls. People were playing Beer pong and just kicking it, and then she played some rounds. She was freaking showing guys her underwear and shit to distract them. and putting her boobs in her hand and licking the ping pong balls all sensually and whorish. I was pretty disgusted by how she was acting really, and then me and my friend played one game and I drank about a beer's worth and was done for the night drinking. So I sit down and she comes and sits on my lap. Then she started saying she was spinning. I was like, awww fuck, this girl is either going to piss on my lap or barf on it. So I get her up and she immediately falls on the floor. So I pretty much dead lift her and carry her into the bathroom. Her friends went in there to take care of her and what not, and then half an hour later she was mildly awake and said she didn't need to throw up, she just wanted to sleep. of course, her bedroom was upstairs. So I dead lift her again and make it to the stairs, but I knew it would be too dangerous doing it by myself since I might fall backwards or something, so my friend grabbed her legs and I picked her up as if I was hugging her from behind. So we get her in her bed, and she says "I'm going to throw up", so I go oh shit, and grab a garbage can. But I was too late. She starts barfing, and then falls out of her bed onto her own barf. the barf splashed on my fucking shoes. since i didn't want her to barf on her carpet more, I put the can infront of her face, and she started barfing more. It was so fucking gross. I went and washed my shoe off and came back up, and her dress was hiked up, and I saw a tampon string. So now I'm thinking "aw shit, even periods don't slow down her whoring." I've never been so disgusted with a girl before. She came really close to making out with two guys tonight too, but she kept looking back and caught me staring, so she would stop. I am def. way over this girl. I'm just glad she didn't piss herself on my lap.

How wild.

[Spaz]

first of all, fuck my life. This thread is about to explode. let's just say that. So I get off work and I pick my friend up to go to the girl's party. I chose to be the DD for once since I had partied hard the other night. So anyways, we get to the girl's apartment, and there she is hammered off her ass. So we go upstairs and into her kitchen, and there are like, 8 guys there and 5 girls. People were playing Beer pong and just kicking it, and then she played some rounds. She was freaking showing guys her underwear and shit to distract them. and putting her boobs in her hand and licking the ping pong balls all sensually and whorish. I was pretty disgusted by how she was acting really, and then me and my friend played one game and I drank about a beer's worth and was done for the night drinking. So I sit down and she comes and sits on my lap. Then she started saying she was spinning. I was like, awww fuck, this girl is either going to piss on my lap or barf on it. So I get her up and she immediately falls on the floor. So I pretty much dead lift her and carry her into the bathroom. Her friends went in there to take care of her and what not, and then half an hour later she was mildly awake and said she didn't need to throw up, she just wanted to sleep. of course, her bedroom was upstairs. So I dead lift her again and make it to the stairs, but I knew it would be too dangerous doing it by myself since I might fall backwards or something, so my friend grabbed her legs and I picked her up as if I was hugging her from behind. So we get her in her bed, and she says "I'm going to throw up", so I go oh shit, and grab a garbage can. But I was too late. She starts barfing, and then falls out of her bed onto her own barf. the barf splashed on my fucking shoes. since i didn't want her to barf on her carpet more, I put the can infront of her face, and she started barfing more. It was so fucking gross. I went and washed my shoe off and came back up, and her dress was hiked up, and I saw a tampon string. So now I'm thinking "aw shit, even periods don't slow down her whoring." I've never been so disgusted with a girl before. She came really close to making out with two guys tonight too, but she kept looking back and caught me staring, so she would stop. I am def. way over this girl. I'm just glad she didn't piss herself on my lap.

dude... you could have totally had crime scene sex and used her clothes to wipe your balls off with... come one man... epic fail...

[SleeperC5]

hahaha, oh man. Around here hooking up means you at least made out, some people have different definitions I guess... sorry if I lead anyone on. She's just the wildest girl I ever made out with. she went straight to french kissing, and let me grab her however I wanted. hell, she was putting her boobs on my face and rubbing my chest and being all sex-kitten while she was on my lap. I talked to her for 4 hours last night, and I'm pretty sure she digs me. so maybe I'll be able to "hook up" with her under everyone else's definition of it. hahaha

@ the putting boobs in your face and rubbing your chest

did she pull out the one and only chest hair you have !!

[shady milkman]

dude... you could have totally had crime scene sex and used her clothes to wipe your balls off with... come one man... epic fail...

x2

did she pull out the one and only chest hair you have !!

funny isnt it.

[shady milkman]

i just dont see the problem..so the girl was on her period...like that matters...if you find a girl that doesnt have a period then you might of found yourself a dude instead...i feel as if this is a epic fail on your part..gotta keep your eye on the prize brotha...just like my man randy savage does

[Mr. Luos]

Now I want some beef jerky.

[67CamaroRSSS]

dude... you could have totally had crime scene sex and used her clothes to wipe your balls off with... come one man... epic fail...

EPIC FAIL! X Eleventy billion. You should have at least jacked off into her hair.

[Blitzed]

This thread is indeed Full of FAIL

Most people learn these life lessons alot sooner, but atleast you can mark this shit off you're "shit I'll regret later" list

And don't EVER say you wont post fucking nudes, are you retarded?

[shady milkman]

And don't EVER say you wont post fucking nudes, are you retarded?

omgzzzz

[shady milkman]

EPIC FAIL! X Eleventy billion. You should have at least jacked off into her hair.

x2 see..in his 53 years of existence he knows that when all else fails...blow it in her hair.

[shady milkman]

X Eleventy billion.

eleventy billion...yeah its a number, look it up...its 1 more billion then tenty billion

[bluefields88]

after all the ball busting I've done in the past couple years, I guess I do deserve a good roasting. hahaha

[Spaz]

eleventy billion...yeah its a number, look it up...its 1 more billion then tenty billion

and right before twelvety billion...

[SleeperC5]

SNAP INTO A SLIMJIM !!!

[Neo]

hit it and quit it my good friend !

Best advice of the entire thread. Be a man. Stop looking for "the one" already, and tap some ass before it's too late (i.e. you get married. Most men forget that once the ring is on tight, so are her panties)

[Sarge]

She has herpes.

[whoa guy]

there will be tonnnnnss more girls there man and hopefully a lot hotter than her. No offense, shes good looking, skanky and easy.. yeahh.. i woulda hit that shit too a few yrs back.. lol

[Sarge]

She has genital warts.