Rant: big penis problems....

BadBlueBird* · 07-06-2006, 07:40 AM

Originally Posted by TMF

I'm sorry Doc, but I have to call

I've seen pics of your nice looking petite, Asain GF and I know a "little" about them too. Good story though

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/about/be...172601243.html

**TMF** · 07-06-2006, 07:53 AM

Originally Posted by BadBlueBird*

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/about/be...172601243.html

HMMMMM, thought so

**DrMilhouse** · 07-06-2006, 07:59 AM

Why aren't my posts coming up?? Grrrrr...

Anyway, I came across the rant and just had to share. Glad everyone got a kick out of that!

**98-LS1** · 07-06-2006, 08:03 AM

Oh shit that was funny, thank God I've got my own office or that would have attracted some attention!

**DrMilhouse** · 07-06-2006, 08:12 AM

Attention?!?! Hell, you don't know attention until you've walked around with a tent that size when going through those terrible teen age years. That's attention man!! All you average guys really should be feeling lucky.

**tnthub** · 07-06-2006, 08:17 AM

I actually had a friend with that problem in college.. I have no idea how large it really was, but his girlfriend constantly complained about not being able to take it all regardless of how much she wanted it.

Since we played sports "everyone" knew he was hung like a flea (largest penis in proportion to body size), and it just hung hard all the time. All he had to do was point and jab on a moments notice.

He had been through many ladies and nothing worked.

I have no idea what finally happened to the guy.

Another dude with the same problem was named Kirby. I went to boarding school with him. The toilets faced the showers and there were no doors on the stalls and no curtains on the showers so sooner or later we were all stuck staring at each other.

Now boarding school was high school and kirby had a girlfriend. There were only about 30 girls to 200+ guys so most the the ladies got around a bit.

Several of us had experienced a "good time" with this particular girl and she was plenty fun in the sack, but when she started going out with Kirby we were all afraid he would ruin it for the rest of us.

The night he finally got to her it took several of us running around with extra lube, and helping her to relax so they could actually do the deed. It only happened once. Kirby was simply too big for her so it only went in a little bit no matter how much they tried.

There are actually guys like that in everyday life and I would not want their problem.

**FuxOnTheFirstDate** · 07-06-2006, 09:48 AM

Yes, there are guys like that out there. One came to our house for a party in college and all the girls were amazed by it but none of the wanted to let us do a "college fuck fest" type video because they were scared of it. The guy claimed to be 10.5" NBPEL and 6.8" EGMS and guess what, that was correct because several chicks were willing to play with it a little and then measure it.

Anyway, I'm wanting to get bigger myself but I don't want near that size. I'm thinking 8-9 x 6-7 or so. You should see what some girls are able to take though. Just read through the forums over at matters of size if you're interested. There's a porn star or three that can take that kind of size, balls deep too. Jewel D'Nyle(sp?) is one of them. That black pornstar Lex the Impaler or whatever is gigantic, very close to the size you guys describe, and she took it all without looking uncomfortable.

**98-LS1** · 07-06-2006, 09:53 AM

Just find a girl who likes fucking horse dicks and you'll have it made, thank God I'm average, a little more wouldn't be bad though

**Wulfe13** · 07-06-2006, 07:32 PM

I've been turned down twice coz of my 9 inches...

My wife is asian and only 4"8" and 75lbs and she has NO problems now.... the first few months were a little rough on her... now she's always comparing porn stars to me and saying mines bigger....

I love that!

**KarrKraft** · 07-09-2006, 04:11 PM

i guess it's simmilar to having big breasts. I dont' feel for you, but I want you.

**KarrKraft** · 07-09-2006, 04:12 PM

**ninobrn99** · 07-09-2006, 06:34 PM

that is just one anomoly i cant understand...its like the small short thin chicks are the ones that can the biggest of them all while the taller ones usually complain about it...

**RACN1320** · 07-10-2006, 06:02 AM

I think that no matter what size a guy is he will always be unsatisfied with it. If he is small or average than he wants bigger, if he is big then its more trouble than its worth and he wants smaller.

**tnthub** · 07-10-2006, 06:49 AM

Women come in different "sizes" too, and are just as different as guys...

**Spaz** · 07-10-2006, 04:06 PM

i would have a vagina surgically implanted where my belly button is... that way when some one tells me to go fuck my self i could just say "i am..."

BIGRED Z · 07-10-2006, 11:32 PM

I knew a guy in the Navy, everyone called him "Pringle". A few beers at the bar and he was more than happy to show you how he got his name.

Lori

**nhraformula** · 07-15-2006, 03:55 PM

Originally Posted by Sassy Cassie

I haven't made a habit out of measuring those sort of things.

i found out how to make my dick 12 inches........................

i bend it in half

**FuxOnTheFirstDate** · 07-15-2006, 04:48 PM

Originally Posted by RACN1320

I think that no matter what size a guy is he will always be unsatisfied with it. If he is small or average than he wants bigger, if he is big then its more trouble than its worth and he wants smaller.

I don't think that is necessarily true about satisfaction. I personally want to know that there is almost a guarantee that I'm the best hung guy in a room. That would take about 9" to pretty much guarantee that so that is my goal. Well, according to all the studies anyway. According to them there are only about 3% of men with a unit longer than 8.5".

**Murder after Midnight** · 07-15-2006, 09:28 PM

Originally Posted by 5LtrBtr

I'm just kidding I don't want to see any pics, just always wanted to have a good reason to use that smiley. Well there are plenty of sorority sluts around here that I'm sure could take that and much more. I'll take that extra 4 inches you're trying to give away, that might get me up to 6 1/2

Without question the gayest response ever lol,
j/k

**wesTXwitesnake05** · 07-15-2006, 11:42 PM

i feel your pain brother, its sucks when your tryin to get some dome but the chick cant fit it in her mouth! haha my s/n isnt west-tx-wite-snake for nothin