Is this cheating?

**cant.b.caught.z28** · 12-15-2009, 03:59 PM

does this smell like chloroform to you?

**Ramairgod84** · 12-15-2009, 04:14 PM

Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z

I own one.

Although I had to make some modifications to it. The only asshole one they had looked like it belonged to a female.

It's perfect though now, after some glued-on fake pubes & a picture of Tom Hanks.

**Cutlass** · 12-15-2009, 06:47 PM

Be a man and go fuck the real Jenn

**0rion** · 12-15-2009, 07:03 PM

people have no shame these days.....careful though. She may not co-sign on a car for you one of these days.

**CJREX** · 12-15-2009, 07:21 PM

Just hope she doesn't feel remorse for breaking your toy and get you a new one for Christmas, then present it to you in front of your family.

**SeVeReDiStOrTiOn** · 12-15-2009, 07:30 PM

Originally Posted by 0rion

people have no shame these days.....careful though. She may not co-sign on a car for you one of these days.

.....

**c5z28** · 12-15-2009, 08:01 PM

So what's the update i'm curious if you have resorted to fucking the pillows yet.

**justinmc978** · 12-15-2009, 08:52 PM

Originally Posted by c5z28

So what's the update i'm curious if you have resorted to fucking the pillows yet.

socks ftw

**wheeliE-maxx** · 12-15-2009, 09:10 PM

Originally Posted by justinmc978

socks ftw

Fuck that (no pun intended), they chafe like a hoe

**86 IROC-Z** · 12-15-2009, 09:15 PM

Originally Posted by wheeliE-maxx

Fuck that (no pun intended), they chafe like a hoe

My dick must be made of steel then

**wheeliE-maxx** · 12-15-2009, 09:19 PM

what you do is grab the sock at the last second... or skip that all together and use good old flushable t-p

**justinmc978** · 12-16-2009, 06:39 AM

Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z

My dick must be made of steel then

Originally Posted by wheeliE-maxx

what you do is grab the sock at the last second... or skip that all together and use good old flushable t-p

aag rocks.

**SSjunior** · 12-16-2009, 11:11 AM

i dont understand y your still with her? Dude your fucking flashlights with drawn eyes on them lol

**feet739** · 12-16-2009, 12:34 PM

Originally Posted by SSjunior

i dont understand y your still with her? Dude your fucking flashlights with drawn eyes on them lol

LOL!! DUMP THE BEOTCH!! GET A NYMPHO!

**LSCyaL8R** · 12-16-2009, 03:56 PM

Instead of drawing eyes you should have glued googly eyes to it.

This way when she confronted you, you could have said you got it with the money you saved by switching to geico

**cammed goat** · 12-16-2009, 06:02 PM

Originally Posted by LSCyaL8R

Instead of drawing eyes you should have glued googly eyes to it.

This way when she confronted you, you could have said you got it with the money you saved by switching to geico

**tatertot91** · 12-16-2009, 09:27 PM

Originally Posted by LSCyaL8R

This way when she confronted you, you could have said you got it with the money you saved by switching to geico

**Ramairgod84** · 12-17-2009, 03:38 PM

lol he'd always have it in his head " I always feel like, somebody's watchin meeeeeee" rofl thats the hardest ive laughed all day.

**sharptransam** · 12-30-2009, 09:27 AM

Originally Posted by JHayesLS1

You need to just take whats yours. Hold her down, put a sock in her mouth, let her fight back. We men are the stronger sex for a reason. In face you need to ram it in the glory hole just so she knows next time you say give it up she knows she better. While its in the butt make her fill out an online application for your loan too. This way next time you say give it up its yours. Best part is she will be too scared to run.

yeah I gotta agree with this, except you left out the part where you tie her down and wreck both holes again for good measure. get up, go pick up her sister, bring her back and bang her while she's straddling your girl. Then untie the b!tch and tell her that now you're done with her and she can go make you a sandwich.

worked out great for me

oh, and dude. wtf were you thinking writing a name and some freaking eyes on the thing? that's 10 year old shit man! Come on!