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    Wow... you've been busy!

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    took all of 2 mins.... cept the movies

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    Quote Originally Posted by FORD RECOVERY EXPERT View Post
    took all of 2 mins.... cept the movies
    I ran out of stuff our last time around

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    Sarge, Orion, & Spaz go to see a witch doctor about their problems.

    Orion has a smoking problem, Spaz is an alcholic and Sarge is gay but wants to change.

    The docter puts a curse on them that if any of them indulge their habits again they will die.

    Two days later Spaz dies because he gave in and had to drink.

    The next day Sarge & Orion are walking down the street together. Orion sees a cigarette lying and the ground and stops to stare at it.

    Sarge looked at Orion and said "if you bend over and pick that up we are both fucked"

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    A girls first time

    As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.

    He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place.

    He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be.

    He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him-he's done this many times before.

    His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you.

    After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle; that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.

    You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled.

    Naughty, Naughty!

    Excuse me, What were you thinkin'?

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    Quote Originally Posted by midnightnavyz28 View Post
    As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.

    He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place.

    He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be.

    He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him-he's done this many times before.

    His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you.

    After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle; that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.

    You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled.

    Naughty, Naughty!

    Excuse me, What were you thinkin'?

    Nice story, but does this have to do with this thread?

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    Quote Originally Posted by midnightnavyz28 View Post
    Sarge, Orion, & Spaz go to see a witch doctor about their problems.

    Orion has a smoking problem, Spaz is an alcholic and Sarge is gay but wants to change.

    The docter puts a curse on them that if any of them indulge their habits again they will die.

    Two days later Spaz dies because he gave in and had to drink.

    The next day Sarge & Orion are walking down the street together. Orion sees a cigarette lying and the ground and stops to stare at it.

    Sarge looked at Orion and said "if you bend over and pick that up we are both fucked"


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    Quote Originally Posted by Spaz View Post
    SPAZ is thinking "At least I was the Alcoholic"

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    Quote Originally Posted by SMWS6TA View Post
    Nice story, but does this have to do with this thread?
    Enjoy guys, im surely fucked

    As Sarge's daughter lies back her muscles tighten. Shes put Sarge off for a while searching for an excuse, but Sarge refuses to be swayed as he approaches her.

    Sarge asks his daughter if shes afraid and she shakes her head bravely. Sarge has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place.

    Sarge probes deeply and his daughter shivers; her body tenses; but Sarge's gentle like he promised he'd be.

    Sarge looks deeply within her eyes and tells her to trust him-Sarge's done this many times before.

    Sarge's cool smile relaxes her and she opens wider to give him more room for an easy entrance. She begins to plead and beg Sarge to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause his daughter as little pain as possible. As Sarge presses closer, going deeper, she feels the tissue give way; pain surges throughout her body and she feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. Sarge looks at his daughter concerned and asks her if it's too painful. Her eyes are filled with tears but she shake her head and nods for him to go on. Sarge begins going in and out with skill but she is now too numb to feel Sarge within her.

    After a few moments, she feels something bursting within her and Sarge pulls it out of her, lay panting, glad to have it over. Sarge looks at his daughter and smiling warmly, tells her, with a chuckle; that she have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.

    Sarges daughter smiles and thanks him. After all, it was her first time to have a tooth pulled.

    Naughty, Naughty!

    Excuse me, What were you thinkin'?


    better, SMWS6TA?

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    Quote Originally Posted by midnightnavyz28 View Post
    Enjoy guys, im surely fucked

    As Sarge's daughter lies back her muscles tighten. Shes put Sarge off for a while searching for an excuse, but Sarge refuses to be swayed as he approaches her.

    Sarge asks his daughter if shes afraid and she shakes her head bravely. Sarge has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place.

    Sarge probes deeply and his daughter shivers; her body tenses; but Sarge's gentle like he promised he'd be.

    Sarge looks deeply within her eyes and tells her to trust him-Sarge's done this many times before.

    Sarge's cool smile relaxes her and she opens wider to give him more room for an easy entrance. She begins to plead and beg Sarge to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause his daughter as little pain as possible. As Sarge presses closer, going deeper, she feels the tissue give way; pain surges throughout her body and she feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. Sarge looks at his daughter concerned and asks her if it's too painful. Her eyes are filled with tears but she shake her head and nods for him to go on. Sarge begins going in and out with skill but she is now too numb to feel Sarge within her.

    After a few moments, she feels something bursting within her and Sarge pulls it out of her, lay panting, glad to have it over. Sarge looks at his daughter and smiling warmly, tells her, with a chuckle; that she have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.

    Sarges daughter smiles and thanks him. After all, it was her first time to have a tooth pulled.

    Naughty, Naughty!

    Excuse me, What were you thinkin'?


    better, SMWS6TA?
    Ahh what the hell I'm probaly going to get it too, but YES, nicely FIXED!! :ROTFL:

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    Quote Originally Posted by SMWS6TA View Post
    Ahh what the hell I'm probaly going to get it too, but YES, nicely FIXED!! :ROTFL:

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    Quote Originally Posted by SMWS6TA View Post
    SPAZ is thinking "At least I was the Alcoholic"



    you know it...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spaz View Post
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    you know it...

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    you know it...


    psst, spaz, PSST, HEY SPAZ, you got something on your chin. Just a little sumthin'

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    Quote Originally Posted by SMWS6TA View Post
    psst, spaz, PSST, HEY SPAZ, you got something on your chin. Just a little sumthin'
    he does that to keep his chin warm..... I hate it when my balls hit a cold chin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SMWS6TA View Post
    psst, spaz, PSST, HEY SPAZ, you got something on your chin. Just a little sumthin'
    i stole that mitten out of some girls purse at the bar and wore it on my chin all night...

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    Quote Originally Posted by 0rion View Post
    he does that to keep his chin warm..... I hate it when my balls hit a cold chin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 0rion View Post
    he does that to keep his chin warm..... I hate it when my balls hit a cold chin.
    ftmfw!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 0rion View Post
    he does that to keep his chin warm..... I hate it when my balls hit a cold chin.
    fine... next time we 69 you're on the bottom...

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