official "what to do for valentine's day" thread

[neat]

...must have ladies beating down the door.

I have an X wife who cheated on me more times than I can count in the 6 years we were married, and an X girlfriend who told me she was pregant, and needed $1500 for an abortion, and then after I paid her she told me she was never pregnant and it was all a scam for the cash.

I'm with a great girl now, but we've only been dating a few months. I have some serious trust/bitterness/self worth issues, but I am getting better. Anywhoo, I digress...

The man and woman SHOULD expect EVERYTHING from one another. Not NOTHING. When you get married, you are really laying your ass on the line. You are vowing to count on that ONE person to fulfill all your needs for the rest of your life. If you are unwilling to make sacrifices to support the other's needs, then a marriage/life partner isn't for you. If you married a man, and he didn't fulfill your needs, what choice do you have? Infidelity, or a miserable existence. With my X I chose miserable, she chose infidelity.

If you are too tired after a long day at work and dance class to support the sexual needs of your mate, then you need to drop the dance class, or find another job. Expecting a man to go without sex because you are too tired is ludicrous. You being tired is a legit reason for you, but it's not fair to the man in the relationship. If he busts his ass on Valentines day to fulfill your needs, whatever they may be, then why is it fair for you to shun his needs? He is supplying your emotional needs, need for affection, need for shiny jewelry, possibly your financial needs, etc... Most men place a huge weight on sexual fulfillment. It's a need; just like your need for emotional stimulation, feeling appreciated, etc... That's what a marriage is, expecting YOUR needs to be met a single person, FOREVER.

Don't get me wrong, you should never do something with your body sexually because you feel you have to. Don't ever do anything that makes you feel uncomfortable or dirty. But you should strive to be in a position where you can support the person you love. Think of it this way; You are juggling. The balls are your job, your husband, your dance class, the car payment, and whatever other responsibilities you have. Sometimes you juggle hundreds of balls at once. Here's the thing, all the balls are rubber, except one. Your husband is made of glass. You drop that one, and it's over. Broken, there is no bounce. Everything else bounces.

Expecting nothing from a mate is not a marriage, it's a prison sentence.

[Redhotgal1985]

Neat you sure are one creative person. Very nice. Love the idea of the mirror trick!

[Bigrus]

well i don't have either.
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hmmm. i'm single so nothing to plan or do!

No, significant other at this present time.

So sad

[Zboner]

im going to bust one in a girls face, (donny baker)i swear to god i will man

[SexyWS6Mama]

So sad

there is nothing sad about it. You don't need someone to live. I just have chosen my career over everything right now. I don't believe there is nothing wrong with that.

I will soon find the balance and when the time is right in my life, I will have that s/o.

Neat: I understand what you are saying.......and you make valid points. Good luck with your new woman!

[D!ck]

I don't believe there is nothing wrong with that.

sry, but most of the women in my family are teachers. it sucks, but anyways. i just wanted to say that if that had come out of my mouth. i would be eaten alive at thanksgiving christmas

[D!ck]

librarians, english, and literature teachers

[D!ck]

thank god there are women out there keepin the school system together. men don't give a shit bout the future. its all here and now

[Bigrus]

there is nothing sad about it. You don't need someone to live. I just have chosen my career over everything right now. I don't believe there is nothing wrong with that.

I will soon find the balance and when the time is right in my life, I will have that s/o.

Neat: I understand what you are saying.......and you make valid points. Good luck with your new woman!

I ment sad by you saying it three times in here...no pity here people make thier beds i love when they sleep in it.

[odinsonthor]

Valentine's Day = Corporate America raking in even more money.And of course it's more about her than him, which is complete bull. Then it's mother's day, and her birthday.

Guy's should have a "Man-tine's day"....Drink beer, hang out with the guy's, go gambling, maybe do some car stuff, and so on.


Besides,If you are truly in love, everyday is Valentines Day

Nicely said!!!

[Mr. CarelessAndImprudent]

neat is such a pimp

[SeVeReDiStOrTiOn]

I had good luck with this one awhile back:

She comes home form work, room is lit by candles. Soft music in the background is optional. There is a trail of hershey kisses on the floor leading into the bathroom, which is also lit by candles. In the bathroom there is a hot bubble bath waiting, a champagne flute, a bottle of champagne in a bucket of ice, 1 dozen roses in a vase, and a card that invites to pour herself a drink, and take a bath. Hide in a closet or something until you hear her get in the tub.

You should of put a towel in the oven in the kitchen about 40 minutes ago. Set the oven to 150 degrees, and let the towel warm up. Don't use the dryer, unless it's somwhere she can't hear it running. After a few more minutes of her soaking, enter the bathroom in a nice pair of slacks, a dress shirt and a tie, or maybe just boxers depending on your girl. Bring another champagne flute, and a coffee mug. Use the coffee mug to pour hot water over her neck, back, shoulders, legs, whatever. Pour yourself a glass of champagne. DO NOT get in the tub with her, or touch her in a sexual manner at all.

When she's ready to get out of the tub, go get the hot towel and do your best to dry her off. When you're done drying her, give her the towel and let her dry her hair, and whatever other parts you might of missed. Lead her to the bedroom where the room is lit by candles, and a sexy nightie (not slutty, sexy, there is a difference) is folded neatly on the freshly made bed. Let her slip into the nightie and tuck her into bed.

She will rpbably bone the shit out of you, but be prepared to just allow her to go to sleep.

If you still need more, you can modify the ending. Instead of a nightie on the bed, have 2 more heated towels waiting, beach towels. Lay one on the bed for her to lay on, have her lay on it on her tummy. Cover her butt and lower back with the other warm towel. On the nightstand is a coffee mug that 20 minutes ago had boiling water in it. It also has a bottle of massgae oil in it. The massage oil should be nice and warm, and give her a slow, full body massage. Try not to make it a pervo massage, and concentrate on making her feel good. After the massage, a warm bottle of honey (warmed in the same way as the massage oil) should be waiting. Pour a healthy glob of honey in your mouth, and then kiss her. You could also try some honey on the boobs, and the lick it off, her neck, tummy, whatever. Do NOT put the honey in the cooter though, it combines with the cooter juices to create a horrible, foul smelling substance.

If that doesn't get you there, I don't know what will. The final touch is to write a message on the bathroom mirrow with a Q-tip dipped in Rain-X. The next morining, after she get's out of the shower, the message will have magically appeared in the steam covered mirror. "Last night was incredible, you deserve it." or something along those lines.

This whole thing can be done for less than $50, and is great end to evening.

Waaaaaaaaaaaaay tooo much effort...

[neat]

neat is such a pimp

Fucking A man, Fuckin' A.

[neat]

Waaaaaaaaaaaaay tooo much effort...

To just get some ass, you're right. That is WAY too much effort if your just looking to stick your dick in something.

If you want to make her feel good, make her feel like your queen, and that you love her more than anything; that's the time to bust out the bubble bath and candles.

In my somehwat limited experience, if you can get a girl to want to fuck you because her emotions are on overload, she'll do shit to you that you never thought possible. Don't get me wrong, when a chick is horny and wants your body, sex can be pretty amazing; but when her emotions are telling her to bone you, along with her libido it's awesome.

Why not try for that? You give her what she needs (emotional invovlement, demonstrations of you caring for her, etc...) and she gives you the most mind bending sex ever? That's a win-win man. If it's too much effort for you, maybe stick to internet porn and Jerkin's lotion.