When Girlfriends Bitch

[PhillyLs1]

I can never understand why women can't occupy themselves and I always have to fucking entertain them.
It's not that I don't want to spend time with them, sometimes I just want to play playstation and be left the fuck alone.

Do I bug them while they are cleaning? No. Do I bug them while they are cooking? No. Do I bug them while they are ironing my fucking shirts? No.

So if I don't bother them while they are doing stuff, why do they bother me?

[TempleU_WS6]

I can never understand why women can't occupy themselves and I always have to fucking entertain them.
It's not that I don't want to spend time with them, sometimes I just want to play playstation and be left the fuck alone.

Do I bug them while they are cleaning? No. Do I bug them while they are cooking? No. Do I bug them while they are ironing my fucking shirts? No.

So if I don't bother them while they are doing stuff, why do they bother me?

[The Manalishi]

Q: You know what you tell a woman with two black eyes?

A: Nothing you done told her twice.


Q: What is the first thing a woman does when she leaves the battered womans shelter?

A: The dishes if she knows whats good for her.


Q: Why are women's feet small?

A: So they can stand closer to the sink.


Q: What is foreplay in the south?

A: Get in the truck bitch.

[Kennedy]

Q: You know what you tell a woman with two black eyes?

A: Nothing you done told her twice.


Q: What is the first thing a woman does when she leaves the battered womans shelter?

A: The dishes if she knows whats good for her.


Q: Why are women's feet small?

A: So they can stand closer to the sink.


Q: What is foreplay in the south?

A: Get in the truck bitch.

[Silver Streak]

I agree, some women do tend to want to start fights just to fight.. but then others do so for the make up sex.. But to be fair, there are guys that start fights to just start fights too....

[zero_proto]

I agree, some women do tend to want to start fights just to fight.. but then others do so for the make up sex.. But to be fair, there are guys that start fights to just start fights too....

ditto.

But i hate it because i really don't do that. Well i've been thinking about iron plating the back of my right hand so that i may lay the mighty hand on people.

[ls1bandit]

same shit with my wife, i ask her every month if there is any special day i need off and she said no, now i find out i needed the 5th of dec off for her xmas party. i was like, jesus i asked and you said no, how is this my fault? f-ing stupid.

[JoshieDoom]

I just punch her in the cunt and go on with life.

or start a giant thread, get hacked, she changes her number, she calls me apologizing... and its back to normal again..

[Spaz]

meh- you guys and girls are too paranoid. I've been divorced twice, and both time it was on fairly good terms. People just grow apart.

Of course, I ended up with nothing but pocket change after both, but we're still friends.

not in this day and age... this is everything you worked for your entire life being robbed from you...

[taylorr12]

Here's a little secret guys, so listen close.




For once some of you are completely right. Girls do like to start fights just to fight. Like if I had a bad day, you better believe im going to take it out on whoever's closest, which is usually my BF. With that said, sometimes, most the time, your just plain out wrong a just need to be yelled at for being stupid. Especially when you think were at your beck and call, hell no hunny, that's not how it works in this day and age. It's okay for you to do the laundry, dishes, and pick your shit up sometimes.


Oh wait I forgot, guys are perfect and never do anything wrong.....

[Spaz]

Here's a little secret guys, so listen close.




For once some of you are completely right. Girls do like to start fights just to fight. Like if I had a bad day, you better believe im going to take it out on whoever's closest, which is usually my BF. With that said, sometimes, most the time, your just plain out wrong a just need to be yelled at for being stupid. Especially when you think were at your beck and call, hell no hunny, that's not how it works in this day and age. It's okay for you to do the laundry, dishes, and pick your shit up sometimes.


Oh wait I forgot, guys are perfect and never do anything wrong.....

/end thread...

[c5z28]

That is only after we have put up with so much shit from you guys. Then we get what we really don't want, we just take it to piss you off and make you pay.

That is why I will never get married divorce isn't even about the woman being financially incapable or being pissed off they marry someone so they can be taken care of pop out a kid and are taken care of for 18 years-people sicken me.

[DJ Red Barron]

That is only after we have put up with so much shit from you guys. Then we get what we really don't want, we just take it to piss you off and make you pay.

Nothing like a good prenup to send a nice, big "fuck you" to the female thinking that will happen.

Here's a little secret guys, so listen close.




For once some of you are completely right. Girls do like to start fights just to fight. Like if I had a bad day, you better believe im going to take it out on whoever's closest, which is usually my BF. With that said, sometimes, most the time, your just plain out wrong a just need to be yelled at for being stupid. Especially when you think were at your beck and call, hell no hunny, that's not how it works in this day and age. It's okay for you to do the laundry, dishes, and pick your shit up sometimes.


Oh wait I forgot, guys are perfect and never do anything wrong.....

It is ok for guys to take care of themselves. Unless, of course, Princess as no job. Then the house better be clean, the food better be cooked, and my cock better get sucked. If that doesn't work for her, I'll fucker her sister and her friends.


And yes, that part in bold... It's true.


And guys, if ever you need to reinforce the fact that she is always wrong...



Or you can always go for the Falcon Punch...

[Kennedy]

guys are perfect and never do anything wrong.....

qft

[Silver Streak]

qft

I disagree... no one is perfect.. we all have flaws that make us different from eachother... everyone has a different view of perfection...

[c5z28]

Nothing like a good prenup to send a nice, big "fuck you" to the female thinking that will happen.



Or you can always go for the Falcon Punch...

Truth with pre-nup, or just be sneaky about it and have all assets in company name or co-signed.
That FP never gets old.

[DJ Red Barron]

I disagree... no one is perfect.. we all have flaws that make us different from eachother... everyone has a different view of perfection...

Pssst...

joke
–noun
1. something said or done to provoke laughter or cause amusement, as a witticism, a short and amusing anecdote, or a prankish act

2. something that is amusing or ridiculous, esp. because of being ludicrously inadequate or a sham; a thing, situation, or person laughed at rather than taken seriously; farce

[c5z28]

I disagree... no one is perfect.. we all have flaws that make us different from eachother... everyone has a different view of perfection...

its a joke man

[Spaz]

Pssst...

joke
–noun
1. something said or done to provoke laughter or cause amusement, as a witticism, a short and amusing anecdote, or a prankish act

2. something that is amusing or ridiculous, esp. because of being ludicrously inadequate or a sham; a thing, situation, or person laughed at rather than taken seriously; farce

[Silver Streak]

Pssst...

joke
–noun
1. something said or done to provoke laughter or cause amusement, as a witticism, a short and amusing anecdote, or a prankish act

2. something that is amusing or ridiculous, esp. because of being ludicrously inadequate or a sham; a thing, situation, or person laughed at rather than taken seriously; farce

Understood.. hard to tell motive without tone, or bodylanguage..