Where do you pick up chicks?

**bandit95** · 06-16-2008, 04:23 PM

the cemetery. there's some real stiffs there but they dont put up much of a fight and dont care if you ask another girl to join.

**JwMonE99** · 06-17-2008, 12:02 AM

Anyone else meet them at the morgue while asleep?

**JwMonE99** · 06-17-2008, 12:02 AM

Originally Posted by bandit95

the cemetery. there's some real stiffs there but they dont put up much of a fight and dont care if you ask another girl to join.

damn u beat me to it

**terrytheexpert** · 06-17-2008, 11:02 AM

Originally Posted by Sarge

Up around the barn we have some free range chickens. There are chicks up there. Wolfs/Coyotes get em usually. Hope this helps.

**Boomer Sooner** · 06-17-2008, 11:06 AM

^^^ your avator is funny as shit

**terrytheexpert** · 06-17-2008, 12:46 PM

dood meetin chicks on myspace is gay..worse then the mall...starbucks isn't that bad of a spot tho.

**INeedLS1** · 06-17-2008, 12:54 PM

Who meets girls at starbucks? Everytime I've been to a starbucks it's been filled with a bunch of homo looking laptop guys or old lady's reading books.

**ATCharming** · 06-17-2008, 01:19 PM

Originally Posted by terrytheexpert

dood meetin chicks on myspace is gay..worse then the mall...starbucks isn't that bad of a spot tho.

u should see what ive scored on myspace

**AKIRA** · 06-17-2008, 03:36 PM

Originally Posted by ATCharming

u should see what ive scored on myspace

Yep! Scored some there myself.

**ATCharming** · 06-17-2008, 04:32 PM

Originally Posted by AKIRA

Yep! Scored some there myself.

**astyles** · 06-17-2008, 06:34 PM

the internet....

**Speedy_Gonzales** · 06-17-2008, 06:36 PM

Originally Posted by Sarge

Up around the barn we have some free range chickens. There are chicks up there. Wolfs/Coyotes get em usually. Hope this helps.

can you catch a chicken ? man those things are fast

**GTP231** · 06-17-2008, 06:37 PM

Day Care Centers

**zero_proto** · 06-17-2008, 06:44 PM

i meet them everywhere, if i think a girl is pretty i'll talk to her, hell even when i am driving, it does not matter..........Just ask a girl how she is doing or comment her and you will be amazed. Like one of my roomates thought it was ridiculous to just walk up to a random dime piece, he would be like no way and i would just have to go on over and get a number............
My other roomate is just like me but he goes about it differently, he calls every girl babe....for example..... we are walking in the super market and there is some fine chic he just walks up to her and says looking beautiful babe........it still amazes me how much that shit works, it is funny as hell...........
It is easy to pick up girls, easy!

**ztrouble** · 06-17-2008, 06:51 PM

Originally Posted by third_shift|studios

I use the same methodology when "scoping" the playground...you'd be surprised what over-alls and lolipops can get you!

Thank God the parents dont know that because you are all the same height

**ztrouble** · 06-17-2008, 06:52 PM

Originally Posted by ATCharming

u should see what ive scored on myspace

let's not talk about that

**Bouvers** · 06-17-2008, 07:22 PM

Originally Posted by CaptainCaveMan

If i'm really hard up i'll hop on the school's short-bus when it picks up the little rubber-head down the street.

thats about the worst shit I've ever heard in my life ! wow... way to take it to a whole new level man!

**Bouvers** · 06-17-2008, 07:27 PM

Originally Posted by Boomer Sooner

ladies room

whichever one doesnt scream is a keeper.

LMAO!

**LgndKller20073** · 06-17-2008, 07:38 PM

i'm not one for really picking them up. i find one and stalk her until she gives in.

hide in her bushes, sleep in the backseat of her car, get caught sniffing her underwear. what these women don't know is their restraining orders only last 30 days, then i'm back like a bad case of herpes.

**Boomer Sooner** · 06-17-2008, 09:33 PM

Originally Posted by LgndKller20073

i'm not one for really picking them up. i find one and stalk her until she gives in.

hide in her bushes, sleep in the backseat of her car, get caught sniffing her underwear. what these women don't know is their restraining orders only last 30 days, then i'm back like a bad case of herpes.

so true.