ITT Post things you do before your girl comes over

[tnthub]

You can never be too safe.

All my porn is in a folder, which is hidden inside a 5 gigabyte virtual volume disguised as a nondescript system file, which has 256-bit encryption and requires a 20 digit random character password to access. Said file is also 9 directories deep so good luck finding it in the first place to open it.

Completely serious, and I don't even have a girlfriend lol

Ever hear of metadata? Basically if you store it, it can be found...

[ibanez7]

why not keep it easy, and only date girls that want to see you porn collection....

makes sense and equals more fun

[86 IROC-Z]

Ever hear of metadata? Basically if you store it, it can be found...

True, however I forgot to mention this security feature:

My harddrive is cradled in a mechanism within an encasement that is flooded with acid should any of the following events occur:
-Attempted breach of the encasement itself
-Unauthorized access to the local network
-Forced entry of any of the exterior doors of the building
-The system has not been accessed for more than 36 hours unless otherwise excepted
-My heartrate is nonexistent for greater than 90 seconds

The elapsed time from the initialization of the acid to 0% recovery chance of any data on the drive is 13 seconds.

Good luck.

[Mr. Luos]

True, however I forgot to mention this security feature:

My harddrive is cradled in a mechanism within an encasement that is flooded with acid should any of the following events occur:
-Attempted breach of the encasement itself
-Unauthorized access to the local network
-Forced entry of any of the exterior doors of the building
-The system has not been accessed for more than 36 hours unless otherwise excepted
-My heartrate is nonexistent for greater than 90 seconds

The elapsed time from the initialization of the acid to 0% recovery chance of any data on the drive is 13 seconds.

Good luck.

This is the first story I call BULLSHIT on.
Finally....I am able too feel confident on it.

[Smkn_TA]

Yeah...I would just use a small emp to kill the hard drive. acid? srsly?

[wheeliE-maxx]

Got to get the whips and leather gear ready

[86 IROC-Z]

This is the first story I call BULLSHIT on.
Finally....I am able too feel confident on it.

Nah man it's true.

Yeah...I would just use a small emp to kill the hard drive. acid? srsly?

Yeah motherfucker, acid, seriously. WTF r u gonna do about? Come at me bro.

[cant.b.caught.z28]

clear the laundry off of the bed