When selecting a wife.......

**silverWS6** · 10-30-2009, 06:52 AM

She must not even suggest that I sell one of my toys.
Long straight black hair.
Petite body. But not tiny.
Nice butt and boobs for her size not all huge.
She must like some sort of muscle car and drag racing.
She must be able to drink beer.
She has to like being spoiled.
She has to know spanish.
She must know how to cook orange chicken and other good meals.
She must be a morning person.
Her being rich is a plus, but not required.
She fucking complaining about it "being cold" Bitch what can i do about that!
She cant wear those stupid fuckin foozy boots that look like dead cats around their feet.
She must know how to drive stick.
Hmmmm ill be back with more.

Fuck I just named alot of opposites from my ex

**Y2KSS1363** · 10-30-2009, 07:15 AM

All I ask for is reasonableness (is that a word?).

Unreasonable women are intolerable.

**Transamws6** · 10-30-2009, 07:21 AM

Phat Booty

**86 IROC-Z** · 10-30-2009, 08:40 AM

Originally Posted by silverWS.6

She fucking complaining about it "being cold" Bitch what can i do about that!

Reminds me of high school... It got pretty cold inside during the winter because the school didn't like to turn the heat up, and the girls continued to wear mini-skirts and tank tops (Well... as long as they adhered to the dress code

) and went on to make it know to everyone within earshot of how cold it was in the building, as if the rest of us hadn't already realized and prepared for it.

They've gotten slightly smart in college though, they wear Ugg boots, leggings, and an over sized jacket. Maybe after they graduate they'll wise up and their legs will finally be warm too.

**310stanger** · 10-30-2009, 10:29 AM

A big phat badonkadonk butt
big tits
can cook
can clean
shuts up when i say so
has no guy friends at all
makes 100k a year and gives me half automatically

**Murder after Midnight** · 10-30-2009, 05:07 PM

Originally Posted by 310stanger

A big phat badonkadonk butt
big tits
can cook
can clean
shuts up when i say so
has no guy friends at all
makes 100k a year and gives me half automatically

+1 on all of that man

**gmperformancecentre** · 10-30-2009, 05:31 PM

Originally Posted by toityme

Well I dont believe in types. There is no type.. A man is who he is - not one is the same than another.. Unlike women youre either a bitch or youre not...

But - i really dont care how big, small, tall, thin, short, hairless they are.

I dont want to own them - i dont want them to be wrapped around my finger.

I want them to call my bullshit.

I rarely argue/raise my voice/yell - id like that in return. so short fuses are tough for me..

Loyal, honest and fun!

They dont have to spend money on me - in fact for some odd reason money makes me run - I dont want them to feel like they have buy me in order to get me

I like camping, car meets and any out door activity like rock climbing, jet skiing...etc...

They have to have brains up there - i dont care if they graduate from college or not. As long as they can comfortably get by and are happy with what they do for a living thats perfectly fine with me... if i want money ill earn it myself.

Id like them to listen - but id also like to hear what they have to say as well.

Im all about compromises and finding a balance.

Last but not least to respect me.

.....and love sex just as much as i do.. haha

exactly what i want in a woman

**67CamaroRSSS** · 10-30-2009, 08:33 PM

Well, she's at least gotta fog a mirror....

**CJREX** · 10-31-2009, 05:28 AM

Originally Posted by toityme

if i want money ill earn it myself.

This comment will get you a marriage proposal

**tep98ws6** · 10-31-2009, 07:49 AM

what i look for/what i found

in shape (doesn't need to be like chisled, but at least obviously takes care of himself)
honest, loyal
best friend type
must enjoy being outdoors and doing physical things
must like tattoos (duh)
must enjoy trans ams, motorcycles, puppies and food as much as me
can't be a sissy drinker
MUST MUST MUST have a job (i went thru two guys that didn't have a job, didn't last long at all, one without a car)
intelligent about mechanical things
must be committed
must have as high of a drive as me

i got lucky and found just that. i'm not super big on physical looks ... my bf is blonde, brown eyes, tall, hockey player body ... so basically perfect to me.

**FSANE** · 10-31-2009, 09:09 AM

Nobody said

Must Swallow?

**toi tyme** · 10-31-2009, 09:35 AM

Originally Posted by FSANE

Nobody said

Must Swallow?

Ahahahahah

I will only swallow for the man I marry

**cammed goat** · 10-31-2009, 09:41 AM

I try not to believe in "fairy tales", but I would want:

*phone rings*

Me: Hello?
Her: Hey you, whatcha doin?
Me: Nothin. At work. You?
Her: Workin/school. Thinkin about you. I miss you.
Me: LOL, ya do? Why?
Her: Cuz I love you...SILLY!!
Me: LOL, ORLY?
Her: YARLY!! Wanna do something tonite?
Me: Like?
Her: Use your imagination.
Me: Fine by me. Dinner before anything else?
Her: Sounds good to me

As long as I am not pushed away, then I would be in hog heaven. I constantly think of Maroon 5's video for "THIS LOVE" when, in the beginning, Adam Levine is trying to be affectionate toward his girl and she constantly pushes him away, but when he decides he is done and goes to leave, his girl snatches him back like "DON'T LEAVE ME!!" In real life, when one is pushed away, the damage has already been done, and there is NO going back.

**FSANE** · 10-31-2009, 09:55 AM

Originally Posted by toityme

Ahahahahah

I will only swallow for the man I marry

will you marry me?

**SeVeReDiStOrTiOn** · 10-31-2009, 10:21 AM

Originally Posted by toityme

Ahahahahah

I will only swallow for the man I marry

Knew you were too good to be true

**FSANE** · 10-31-2009, 10:29 AM

Originally Posted by SeVeReDiStOrTiOn

Knew you were too good to be true

get lost, she is mine

**tallnick** · 10-31-2009, 10:32 AM

my criteria..

Must have a pulse
Must have all her teeth (I live in TN)
Must be intelligent
Must be a bit of a health nut or naturally skinny..
Must take care of herself
Must be educated
Must be mature.. staying closer to my own age.. lessons learned..
Must have a great sense of humor
Down to earth
A smart ass is a plus..
Must have a good moral code/faith
Somewhat of a sexual drive.. even though mine is going bye bye..
NON SMOKER
Financially stable
Emotionally stable also NOT A BITCH..

Thats enough for now..

**cammed goat** · 10-31-2009, 10:35 AM

Originally Posted by tallnick

my criteria..

Must have a pulse
Must have all her teeth (I live in TN)
Must be intelligent
Must be a bit of a health nut or naturally skinny..
Must take care of herself
Must be educated
Must be mature.. staying closer to my own age.. lessons learned..
Must have a great sense of humor
Down to earth
A smart ass is a plus..
Must have a good moral code/faith
Somewhat of a sexual drive.. even though mine is going bye bye..
NON SMOKER
Financially stable
Emotionally stable also NOT A BITCH..

Thats enough for now..

I also agree with this.

**davered00ss** · 10-31-2009, 10:38 AM

nevermind

**davered00ss** · 10-31-2009, 10:40 AM

Originally Posted by tallnick

my criteria..

Must have a pulse
Must have all her teeth (I live in TN)
Must be intelligent
Must be a bit of a health nut or naturally skinny..
Must take care of herself
Must be educated
Must be mature.. staying closer to my own age.. lessons learned..
Must have a great sense of humor
Down to earth
A smart ass is a plus..
Must have a good moral code/faith
Somewhat of a sexual drive.. even though mine is going bye bye..
NON SMOKER
Financially stable
Emotionally stable also NOT A BITCH..

Thats enough for now..

Emotionally stable?