What is with texting and chicks?

[Mr. Luos]

"I'm a girl. I'm insane. blah blah blah blah blah."

Five words would have been enough.

[Reggie West]

Three words for you.

Divide and conquer.

They both want you so set them both up one on one and nature will take care of the rest.

And by the way dont tell the other one what you are doing. They will figure it out when they text each other about it.

[MrMasterCraft]

Three words for you.

Divide and conquer.

They both want you so set them both up one on one and nature will take care of the rest.

And by the way dont tell the other one what you are doing. They will figure it out when they text each other about it.

As soon as I got done with my daily booty call after work, I walk out of the house, get in the car, pull out of the driveway and I missed Jen's call by 5 minutes. So I get far enough out, to where my ex goes one way, I go the other and decide it's safe enough to turn around and head back to the house (its faster getting rid of her, when I act like I've got places to go).,

Talked to her for about 45 minutes on the phone and yeah... she's just scared of commital but will be back weekend after next, and is planning on stayin' at my house, after a day of boating and tubing Commited or not, so long as I can split the pie and take my peice, I'll be good...

IROC - Have you been laid yet?

[MrMasterCraft]

She was either teasin...or doing the ever-female-popular "background check". You DO know women do that...right?

Background check? I don't see how she was doing that, but I'm all ears, do tell

[cammed goat]

Women like to find out more about a guy they possibly are interested in. Rather than talk to friends of yours, she is getting a read on ya. Probably to find out if you are better than the ex.

[86 IROC-Z]

IROC - Have you been laid yet?

Why do you ask?

[Smkn_TA]

He wants to be the first to pop your cherry

[86 IROC-Z]

He wants to be the first to pop your cherry

Well, I was waiting for marriage, but...... come on, it's MrMasterCraft!!!!



Damnit, I need advice, where's Shines-IT when I need him????!?!?!?

[Smittro]

I'm 36 and text alot lol.. But I have an excuse.. My wife is around MrMasterCraft's age and I've been texting since I was about 28.. The "mobile phone" I had long before that did'nt have that kind of tech, and was in a leather bag with a cord from the bag to the handset, weighed about 5-7lbs.. . Back then I was the only one out of my group of friends whom had an f-bod ('92 25th anni) and a "modile" phone. Ahhh to be young again..

[c5z28]

"I'm a girl. I'm insane. I can do whatever I want, with anyone, because I'm a princess and can do anything I want. However, nothing with you yet, because you haven't proved that you're my knight in shining armor. However during this time that I'm being a noncommittal ho, you're on lock and chain even though we're not exclusive, so you can prove yourself to me while I do nothing to prove myself to you in return. Also, if you call me out on this, I'll say I'm just kidding because I'm a cute little girl, teehee."

^ That's what you accepted and agreed to. Good job man.

[lawless]

i have about 2 female friends, and neither of them are good with texting, haha, it's the guys in my experience that get bent out of shape when you take forever and a day (in their eyes) to respond.

texting i like because i hate the phone, i'm incredibly phone shy and i feel stupid calling someone for something really small, or always feel like i am interrupting them. i like texting because as someone mentioned before, it's more lax and leaves it up to them when they have the chance to respond. seems less pushy.